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Friday, December 30, 2005

More bad names from 2005

Walter "Hatchet" Avery
Dior King
Jersilyn Francis
Bostyn Keahi(A girl. Her brother is named Brooklyn)
Kayejaye Marie
Bracyn Robert Douglas
Kayden Naomi
Zeland Paul
Mckella Francesca
Ramsie Elise
Memphis Riley (A girl)
Freedom Love (A girl)
Mi'Angel Da'Shnae
Mckensleigh Raylien
Sheldyn Kate(Ok, Sheldon is a dorky name for a boy. It's not any better on a girl)
Mahogany Crystal(hahahahaha!)
Loghan Jade(A girl of girl. That "h" adds a feminine touch)
Bettie-Don Jane(:::Cries:::)
Montana Cheyenne-Tara(Parents are obessed with the old west and Gone with the wind)
Espn Alexander(Gee, I wonder what Dad's favorite channel is?)
Aphiphany Anissa
MycKenna Skye(A girl.)
Cayden Olivia
Hunter Lenette(A girl)
Kenner Joelle(A girl)
Fable Madelyne(So, she's not real?)
Austyn Machelle
Jersey Mickenna (A girl)
Logan Lee-Ann

Sunday, December 25, 2005

Worst name of 2005

Ah'justice Armagedon
I am confident that I will not find another name worse than this one before the new year. The baby is a boy btw.

Merry Christmas

The parents of these kids should get nothing but coal in their stockings!

Ta'Niya and Ta'Nya(Look, twins with like the same name. How kyute)
Eastlynn Kilihune Aiko(Girl)
Button Joseph(His real name)
Maple Fawn(A girl, not a type of deer)
Jaimesyn Delilah(:::Pukes:::)
Hateya Raye(A girl. Pronounced like hah TEEY yah maybe? :(
King Jay(You heard it hear first. Another King is born)
Treyton Dreamson(It's nice that he's their dream son but was that really necessary?)
Princess Angelina(Maybe she'll grow up to marry King Jay)
Messiah Domingo(Maybe he'll grow up to...)
Hennessy Liana(Named for alcohol. )
Kayden Lynn(A girl)
Jedlynn(A girl)
Grayson Margaret
Kanyen Ann(First female Canyon I've seen)
Shawn-Nevaeh Isaac(Not the first boy Nevaeh I've seen)
De'Priest Clyde(Mmmkay)
Jaquan and Jashawn(Will grow up to marry Ta'Nya and Ta'Nia)
Macaelyn Marie(Because Caelyn isn't crappy enough)
Kaydan Savannah
Ace Franklin
Dynasty Zharnae(Because we all want the word nasty in our name)

Mollye-Marie Carlee
So many things wrong with this one...

  1. Molly is an old nickname of Mary. Marie is the French form of Mary. Her name is basically Mary Mary.
  2. Mollye looks stupid.
  3. 3. Carlee looks stupid.
  4. All the names end in the eee sound.

Graceon Olive(Haven't seen this crappy spelling before)
Talon McKrae(Why talon? Why not just name him bird claw?)
Gracyn Alexandria(Can you tell this one is climbing the charts?)
Hayden Faye(Another girl with an ayden name)
Ixsicliz Damaries(A girl. Don't know what's going on there.)

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Craptacular names

Jermany Lathrill(A boy)
Kaedyn Bayleigh(girl)
McCoy Brian(Is he the real one?)
Aschlynn Nicole

Kamdin Taylor(girl)
Beautiful Unique Natique(No comment other than LOL! )
Keyth(A girl named Keith)
Syncere Sylvester
Nyrickious Javarous Leeon
Kamden Elise
Montana Lake(boy)
Rhyelyn Xzayvyier Thomas-Lucian(That's one kid. )
Luxury(A girl)
Logan Makenzie(girl)
CarDaizeon Tazarious Zalik
Fantasi Unique(Stripper name!)
Bristol Madison(A girl)
PhaDaidreana M'rquesha
Loyal Yah(He's like loyal to yah)
Flod'ereign Caragan(A girl)
Wilder Bailey(Future frat guy)
Kadyn Riley(Another girl)
Aiyhden Alekzandr(This name screams: MY PARENTS ARE MORONS!)
Chastyn Carter(A boy)
Sawyer Nadine(A girl)

Mckynley Jamison(A girl)
McKayne Avery(A girl)
Honey Love(Another stripper)
Breezie Raine Mckenzie(Crappy names galore)

Wyntur Dunee Nyvysa(A girl)
Tyson Michelle(A girl)
Leighton Michelle(A girl)

Kruiz Kentley(A girl)
Glamoura(This one screams:PORN STAR)
Crimson Alexis(Another little girl named for her Dad's favorite college football team)

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Just your everyday crappy names

Timberlyn Ann(Will be tired of the tiiimbuur jokes by the time she's in middle school)

Preshus Angel (Her mahmah is stooopihd)

Jaxon Aron-Gail (Could Jackson be going to the girls? )

Pryce Briann (Hooker jokes anyone? What's your price? )

Ellis Suzanne (Why do parents do this? You know she's going to be called Ellie so just name her Elizabeth, Eleanor, Elena, Ellen etc)

Ellison Caroline (See above)

Hercules Wayne-louales(Yeah, I always hated Wayne but it's looking good in this case)

Aidyn Magdalene (Aidan is going girl too)

Kamdyn Kay (::sigh::)

Breckyn Riley (Another girl)

Music BreAnn(File under weird)

Rowdy Thomas( File under my parents drink too much)

Heavenly Elizabeth (She'll be called Hellish when she's bad)

Wilder Ray(Ok, I know it's a surname but it so does not work for a first name)

Stormye Nyte (Stormye should pronounced stor MY. Morons)

Sacred Amir( mmmkay)

Paizley Jo Romaine (Paisley colored lettuce? No, it's a newborn girl)

Nautica Danyelle (Named for the clothes her Mama can't afford)

Aidyn Gwen (Fans of trendy names for boys take note. )

Cherokee Organa Starr( Organa? way too easy)

Queen Hannah Marie (File under annoying title names)

Thunder Hawk (Super hero?)

Maybelline Paige ( How retarded!)

Rogue Marie (WHAT????????? Maybe they were going for rouge not that it's any better...)

Kieryn McKinley(A girl. Apparently adding a "y" makes boy names into girls names. Lets try it... Dayvid, Jayson, Eryck, Danyull, Adym, ...)

Lexess Anna-Mae (Named for a car her parents can't afford and her Daddy's favorite type of porn. (Animae for the slow people)

Daja'Nique Emya (File under parents on drugs category)

Shawnee Kay Lynn (Stripper)

Kaedyn Mary (Future sisters: Hynry, Dynnys, Gyorj, Tomyss, Ethyn, Patryk)

E'magyne Charnae( E'magyne the teasing she's going to endure )

Recja'e Trinity Denise(Can't for the life of me figure out how the firtst name)

Kaiden Jessica(Already becoming so popular for girls it's boring me already.)

Bentli Meghan (The get bent jokes will never end)

Phallioan-marie Harris (Don't know what's going on there)

Memory Mae ( File under weird)

Cayden Grace (Yet another girl Caden)

Bentleigh Hie(See Bentli Meghan)

Blayde McKay( Hope he doesn't grow up to become a wuss)

Foxx Allen (Hope he's not ugly)

Theory Adonnis( Way too easy)

Emberlynn Grace(Her parents think Emberlynn means beautiful jewel. Parden me while I die laughing. )

Snowden (snowed in?)

Aidyn Elizabeth ( ::Cries::)

Anistyn Nicole ( See above)

Elvis Joris ( Yep)

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Really, really, really, really, really STUPID names

Brycelyn Hevanesance(girl)
Promise Grace
Chancey Kate
Nevada Catherine
Amandalyn Mildred
Brayliegh Linnett
Hayzin Robert
Driver Ron-Thomas(Brother is Rayce)
Tupac Devontae
Sequoia Rain Christine
Tyde Lewis
Secret Lynn
Jasic Blade Tacohma
Jeweliette Ida Jade
Disney Ann
Aniston Jolene
Tynlee Aubri Seanee(girl)
Hennessy Torshai(boy)

Thursday, December 01, 2005

If you won't name your son Anna, don't name your daughter Michael!

These are baby girls..

Mattingly Rose
Flannery Rose
Kaylen Mikel
Maclaren Marie
Bradie Ann
Sheldyn Lyndsey
Haidyn Elizabeth
Preston Louise
Mayson Gracie
Finleigh Grace
Logan Averie

Monday, November 28, 2005

Macalaigh Grace (If you're going to misspell a name, at least do it in a way that it makes some kind of sense)
Auburn (A baby girl born in Alabama. Wonder which team her Daddy is a fan of? )
Colt Williams (Named for a gun a horse or a maybe a can of cheap beer)
Makinze Marie (K. Makinze would be pronounced mah KYNZ. Try hooked on phonics. Please!)
Slayton Patrick (What's wrong with Clayton? A normal name. You can call him Clay. Are they really going to call their son Slay?)
Ridge Maddox (Mama watches too many soap operas)
Greenley Paige (See above)
AnnAngel Precious Michael (That's how is was written. I'm praying that Michael was supposed to be Michaela but there wasn't enough room. The rest of the name is too sad to even make fun of)
Riggs Kade (He's a "tuff" guy for sure)
Grayson Hope (Yes, this is a baby girl. )
Hartley Olivia (I wonder if her parents know that a hart is male deer)
Mattison Nychole (Oh how unique! It's Madison Nicole only spelled stupid)
Kannon Page (This is a baby girl. I feel like crying)
Mayson Joy (Another girl with a boy's name)
Love Skylon (Poor baby)
Dash Diezell (Sounds like a super hero)
Tyde Alexander (Also born in Alabama. Maybe he's Auburn's cousin)
Kaidin Elizabeth(Soon to be parents of baby boys take note. This one is going girl)
Aniston Rayne (Another Alabama baby. Aniston is a city in AL but that doesn't make it right)
Carribean(A boy probably named for the place where he was conceived. Aboard a cruise ship in the Carribean)
Ramsey Elaine (Another girl with a boy's name)
Rustin Alexander (Rusting? Whatever)
Kendyn Paislee (Future stripper)
Makinleigh Nicole (See above)
Locklan (Ok people. Now you're making me angry. Lochlan/Lachlan is a classic Scottish BOY's name. It is not a girl's name. Got it?)
Kasi Sue jr (This is a girl apparently named after her mother. I'm all for girls being named for Mom, but girls are not juniors!)
Finley Sophie (See Locklan and change Scottish to Irish)
Heavenly Skyy (Another stripper)
Mi'Racle Penne Destiny (Penne like the pasta?)

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Acton Mladen (Boy)

Sire-Matthew (These title names are obnoxious)

Sir-Omar De-Shan (See above)

Sir Dwaine(Ditto)

Anna-Frank(A girl. I don't know what's going on there)

Berlynn Renee(Named after a place her parents can't locate on a map)

Friday Walter(That's just weird)

Finlay Paige(A girl) (How many times do I have to tell you people? Finlay is not a girl's name. If a celeb named their kid buttface would you do it too? Who I am kidding? They probably would)

Stone Joseph(His siblings are Marc, Rene, and Sophia. ???)

Le'land Hughdonald Lamar(That's just mean.)

Jet James(What's wrong with Brett or Rhett? Normal names that sound similar and won't result in your kid getting beaten up everyday of his life.)

Ayden Silivia(Misspelled, but still a boy's name.)

Nivanette Lexis (Nivanette sounds like a cheap hairspray. Lexis is a stripper's stage name)

Bridttenelly Dayanarrie(A girl)(Her parents don't even know how to spell her name)

Aveness Halle(A girl)

Talan Raymond(He's either name for a bird's claw or that dude from Laguna Beach)

Bing Crosby(I am so not kidding)

Cinnamon Kaniyah(Her sister's name is Honee)

Cadyn Raymond(Misspelling his name won't change the fact that he'll have at least 5 other classmates with the name. Boys and girls)

Watson Charles (Can we say pretentious?)

Ayden Montana(A boy) (Couldn't they give him one decent name?)

Nixon Gage(Presidential surnames are big right now. Somehow I don't see this one catching on)

Campbell Walker (A girl! AHHHHHHHHHHH! What a crappy name for a girl)

Prince King'kingro(Ohhhkayy)

Tyelr Ryan(It's crappy Tyler misspelled)

Treydon Ricker(Trey, but crappier. Ricker?)

Jolene Cassidy(What a David Cassidy/Dolly Parton fan names her kid)

Bintzen Maddux(A boy. I'm guessing that Bintzen is a creative spelling of Benson?)
Cutter Ashton(Perfect name for the star of a slasher flick)
MacKenzie Brayden(One boy's name isn't manly enough for their baby girl)
Logan Elizabeth(Aww, isn't Logan kyoot for a girl?)
Telquavious De'Taun(Sounds like an exotic fish)
Tyler Giselle(Taylor is so dunzo for girls but Tyler is like hip y'all)
Renvy Dorenda(Weird)
Chansley Rose(She'll be called Chanse no doubt)
Swayze Jaymes(The only's a boy)
Kayleighonia Chevelle(Fun with vowels)
Jubilee Shianne(Destined to live in a trailer)
Logan Olivia(Parents take note. This one is going to the girls)
Sawyer(Another girl with a boy's name)
Jacquobi(Another girl)
Deuce Eziah(A boy with a stupid name. )
Kambryn Karis(A girl with a made up name)
Brynndelyn Grace
Logen(a girl)
Lynkyn( boy)
Mattyline Billie Hope (Hey y'all, I'm like destined to live in a trailer.)
Brayleigh Denise (Again with the donkey names)
Miami Kay (Mmmkaay)
Kenzington Dawn (A misspelled upper class area. How tacky)
Ninja Maddox (Yeah, I'm so not kidding.)
Bentleigh Madisen (Another pretentious name. We know you live in a trailer)
Myckael Anakyn (So dreadful)
Jaxon Grace (Yes, this is a girl. )
Wrigley Geraldine (Yep, another girl)
Jakeup (Not a form of hiccups.. It's a horrible version of Jakob/Jacob)
Casstor Memphis (So sad)
Kyndal Alistaire(Like Kyndal isn't bad enough, they had to give her another boy's name for her middle name. )
Im'unique (No you're not. You're parents are just stupid)
Nirvana(girl) (Named for an over rated band)

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Kaystin Brae(A girl)
Hyde Kimball(a boy)
Tanner Tyler (pick an occupation and go with it!)
Chasen Miles (Who's chasing him?)
Pearson Alexis (A girl. Seriously, it's a girl)
Quantanaija Dijanae (Parents on drugs?)
Crimson Nicole (Named after her Daddy's favorite college team no doubt)
Graceyn Rae (Cause they can call her Gracey.. It's so different from Grace.)
Houston Shockley (Sounds like a racehorse)
Stiletto Monroe (A boy and I am so not kidding)

Now they're naming kids after....


Hemi Kyndall (A girl)

Other crappy names:

Nico Elizabeth (Nico is not a girl's name!)

Daytona Rose (I'm guessing Daddy is a NASCAR fan )

Madigan (Like Madison only crappier)

Slaedyn Blue (This name makes me think of slaying blue dragons)

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Mystery Veil(What she'll be wearing to hide her shame)

Mattingly and Chantelle(Twins girls. Looks like one was supposed to be a boy)

Ollie Mae (Sounds like something from the Beverly Hillbillies)

Tayden Reed (That's going to sound great on a man)

Raeden Leigh (This one is a girl)

Murphy Avery (A girl. ::shakes head:: )

Zepplyn Kyle (Will to go by Kyle. )

Anastyn Carlene (Another hillbillie?)

Runner Michael (Why not jogger? Jogging is very hip these days)

Braelin Lee(A boy)(Will go by Brae which is the sound a donkey makes(Bray)

Lake Adley(A boy. His brothers are Blake, Drake and Dylan. Want to guess which one has a different Daddy?)

Pachenz(A girl. I think they were going for patience)

Maddox McKinley (A girl. She's named after Mad oxen and a mountain)

Russia Angelle (Her sister is named Commie no doubt)

Kyler Ann(Like Kyle, but with the -er it's even kuter for a girl)

Poppy Moon(Couldn't tell if it was a boy or a girl. Doesn't matter though, does it?)

Pearlie Marie( As if Pearl wasn't ugly enough)

Gladysanna Evelyn( A newborn with a 90 year old's name)

Kowen Clinton(Named for a TV show and a crappy ex prez)

Ivieoghene Hanna(Yeah, I don't know what that is)

Gaylord DePriest(I don't even know what to say.)

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Kennasyn(A girl)

O'hara Ann

Sunshine Breeze(A girl)

Katrina Marie Regina Storm

Swayzee Nicole

Echo Faith

Mystik Virginia

Chezney Jilette

Braedyn Ruby Sophia

Priest Emmanuel

Dragon Cade

Maddex Delena Rae(A girl)

Khyler Emerson

Morrison Heidi

Paghtyn(Supposed to be Peyton)

Iowa Skye(girl)

Brecker Scott

Payson Hub

Truth Cynmara-Cai

Rustin Franc

Amiracle Ciara

Crimson Jordan(boy)

Crimson Lei(girl)

Shelton Kayton(boy) His sisters are Logan and Mykel

Truley Alexis

Langley Gray(girl)

Ridge Stewart

Hudson Gabrielle

Tru Anne

Kelbre Elise

Drendalinn Aleece Skylyn

Dreyten Thomas

Hennessy Julia

Jensen June

Saturday, October 15, 2005

Cashlin DeLane (A girl)

Hayden Belle (A girl)

Bliss Dean (A boy) (No, really. It's a boy. )

Tybee Holland (A boy)

Rockland Kohl

Indiana Scarlet

Mackenzey Sheyenne

Paulix Troy

Dossie James (A boy)

Graceson Rebecca

Tennessee Deacon

Skylynn Constantina

Novella Irene

Logic Alijah

Brayley Clifford

Bentley LaBella

Freedom Blessed (A girl)

Tiler Mae

Addielee Karma

Philadelphia Santee(A girl)

Tenacious Terrell(A boy)

Anakin Prince

Rustin Kendrick

Lexiebella Michelle

Hamington Gordon

Peaches Lareen

Whitaker Ellington

Sequoyah Joe(A boy!)

Brandilynn Tyler

Ireland Shea (A girl)

Tacoma John

Heavenly Grace Chanel

MaryJane Marie (Mary and Marie are the same the name! Morons!)

Kalifornia Yvonne (Born in CA. Her brothes are Karson and Kolton)

Honestee Linn

Saturday, October 01, 2005

Race Allan (He's going to hate filling out forms.)

Serious Edward June (I don't know which is worse. Serious as a name or June on a boy. )

Mayson Grace (They were probably going for amazing grace. :::eye roll:::

Huxley Hunter (It doesn't flow and the names suck)

Murphy Laura (Murphy wouldn't even be a good name for a dog)

Finley Anais (Finley is not a girl's name!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Winsome Muriel (I hope she doesn't turn out to be repellant, repulsive, ugly, unappealing, or unnattractive. All antonyms for Winsome cause you know, it's a WORD name a name!)

Mabry Lynn(A girl) (Mabry is right up there with Murphy. )

Sooner Shea (A girl born in Oklahoma. Big surprise, I know. )

Skyace Grace (Can't figure out how to pronounce the first name.)

Kyenligh (Thay kneed huked ahn fahnikcs)

Weather (Not a mistake. )

Axtyn Ryan (This is a girl. )

Caston Griffith (Do they actually think Caston sounds nice?)

Abilene Suzanne (Another random city name)

Juice Madison (a girl)( Sounds like a football player from the 70s.)

Kelsen Marie (Another male name for a girl)

Wrangler Wayne (After the jeans or the occupation?)

Saturday, September 24, 2005

Geffen Hill(A boy) (Is that where the record label is located?)

Desire Devine(File under: Her parents smoke crack category)

"Catcher" Charles William( I will never understand "names" like these. How can you call your child catcher? Is that what the parents want him to be when he grows up? What if he wants to be a pitcher? What if he sucks at sports?

Holbrook Irene Sargeant(Well, at least she has Irene to fall back on. )

Jespyn Aiden(A boy) (I don't have any idea what the heck a Jespyn is)

Elliot Rose(You can't make boy's names into girl's names just because you can get a feminine nickname out of it. GR!!!!!!!!! )

Cohen Bryce (Another obessed The OC fan)

Goldjen Lee(A girl) (Her Dad is Gold. I kid you not.)

Stellar Raine (Stella is a name. Stellar is a word. )

JhonathenRay Alan (What is wrong with Jonathan Ray Alan?)

Daxilee Laura(Yuck, just yuck!)

Symphany Brooklyn (The only thing worse than word names is misspelled word names)

Cotton Warren(I know this was a popular name during the civil war era. I don't understand why anyone would use this name now)

Duelette Ventura (She's ready to fight!)

Waverly Knekoal (I don't know which name is worse. BTW, Knekoal is Nicole)

Camden Mayley (Just your average male name on a girl.

Wrigley Lillian-Ciara (Cubs fans no doubt.)

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Rocklynn Isaac(This child's Father actually passed down this name to him. )

Aruba Ali(Why do people name their kids after sad stories they hear on the news?)

Kitty Faye Lynn(Sounds like a table dancer from the 50s)

Empryss Romance(A future porn star)

Lestat Xavier(The name says it all)

Judge Allan(Named after a person that he'll probably being seeing a lot in his future

Freedom Rain(File this under the odd category)

Buck Thomas(Lets see how to make fun of this one. It rhymes with the "F" word. There is also Buck naked. I'm willing to bet he's named after the animal)

Ah'Marieanah Lynette(File under the my parents are morons category)

Au'jaugh'nae Janelle Octavia(See above)

Aalexsys Lillian-Marie(Ditto)

Hampton Adair(This is a baby girl. Listen up parents. Giving your daughter a male name does not make you sound cool or wealthy. We all know you live in a trailer)

Friday, September 16, 2005

An actual new post

Divine Angel(Wonder what her Mom will call her when she's angry with her)

Abcde Pauline(I always thought it was an urban legend. )

Sunlyte Jeweliana (There are no words...)

Heavenly Sky(See above)

Haize Joy (Someone needs to give the parents a dictionary)

Westyn Lynn(A girl)(How cute. Another boy name on a girl

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

A few crappy names

Manhattan Stephanie(Born in Indiana)

Major Bruce

Spring Brook(A girl, not a body of water)

Logan Marie

Monday, August 29, 2005

Hawken Michel(Someone actually thought Hawken would make a good name? wow)

Aydin Gracee (Misspelled boy's name with a misspelled middle name. Her parents went all out)

Blaiklen(It's a boy. Not sure if that is good or bad)

Kaylor Bethanie(How original. They change one letter of a popular name)

Khayton Allen(boy)(Maybe it's a bad spelling/typo for Clayton?)

Triplets: Shelby, Sheriton, and William (The boys always get better names)

Karsen Brooke(Another girl with a boy's name. )

Lawstin Chaos(His parents need to be punished severely)

Leightyn Nan(Another misspelled boy's name on a girl)

Brockway Wilson(Pretentious)

Legacie Anea(Hope she lives up to her name)

Ezra Gray(Pick up a bible! Ezra is not a female name. Neither is Gray, but whatever)

Severn Ann-Michelle(This one really shocked me. Severn is too masculine even for a boy. It sounds like a name for a romance novel character)

Constant Joy(::rolls eyes)

Thunder Blue (Not the name of a race horse. It's a baby boy)

Spirit MaKenzie (We got the spirit! Yeah, yeah. We got what what what etc)

Sunday, August 21, 2005

The parents were on drugs category:

Shernereonce Dejanae(girl)
Zsa'kayvien Teshun (boy)
Delandionn Reyking Jr.
Blezz'yen Ajoi
Honesti Lenell
Tyger Lorenzo
Joyner Thomas
Sway Elise
Chardanaé Jazzie

The Ego Dad Category:

Chaseigh (Dad is Chase)
Brentley(A girl) Her Dad is Brent.

Too Close For Twins Names Category:
Quinton and Quincy

Girls with Boy's names category:
Foley Alana
Ramsey Lynn
Taylor Ryan
Tanner Danielle
Carson Rebecca

So bad it deserves its own entry

A couple in Texas named their son Chevrolet Ethan. They are calling him Chevy.

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Juelz Nasir Savaught
(A boy. )
Lenux Michelle (How can anyone think "Lenux" makes a good name for girl?)

Caedmon Bronson(They're just making crap up now.

Grenlee(Just because it's used on a soap opera it's not a name!)

Lakyn Abbianna (More made up crap)

Kemper Brady (Kemper sounds like a dog's name)

Kaydanse Weslee Reese (I can't tell if it's a girl or a boy. Doesn't matter. :( )

Brogan Hope(How adorable! It's our precious daughter, the boot. A brogan is a boot! Morons!)

Jaksen Jaymes

McKenzie Niamkey(Well, at least it's a boy)

Ireland Ray(A girl)(See, it's not "unique". It's already been on here a few times)

Kelly-Jo Princess(Things I hate about this name: Kelly is male. Jo is hideous. Hyphens are hick. Princess is a dog's name)

Willow Wren (Is this a kid or or a bird that lives in willow trees? )

Logan Lily(Logan is such an ugly name for a girl)

Sawyer Olivia Ann(Does anyone else picture Paul Bunyan when they hear Sawyer?)

Tytan Eugene (Tytan is just mean. Tyler sucks, but it's better Tytan!)

Morrison James (Another surname for a first name. How long until we see it on girls?)

Bailey Smith (A girl)

Lexus Kay-Lee Marie (Named after a car her parents can't afford)

Braidyn Helene(Another misspelled boy's name on a girl)

Electra Kaye(Named after a stupid movie character)

Elliott Merante(The only thing worse than giving a girl a male name is when parent's call her by a female nickname. Why not name her Eleanor, Elisabeth, or just Ella?)

Stormie Mariah(Named after a horse)

Pyper Emelia(Change the spelling, but Pyper is still a hideous name)

Mecca MaryAnn (No explanation needed)

Mackenzie Woodrow(Yes, it's a girl)

Quynci Denise (Dad is Quincy)

Shady Lane Ellis(Do they know the full definition of Shady? 2. dishonest: probably dishonest or illegal
shady dealings with foreign investors)

Tillman Matthew(Destined to be a banker)

Kelby Gail(Another crap last name on a girl)

Sequoyah Jaden Blu(girl)

Henleigh(How cute. She's named after a t-shirt)

Alias Leo(Why would parents set their kid up for a lifetime of stupid jokes?)

Sunday, August 14, 2005

Brezy Lee(girl)

Talon Vasher Levi

Klassic Rickel(girl)


StellaSerendipitymoon(That's the way the name was written. It was password protected so I couldn't see if her name was even longer. )

Presley Rose(Obsessed Elvis fans? Doesn't matter if they aren't. People will think they are. By the way Mom and Dad, Presley is a not a female name. )

Roscoe Allen(Sounds like a dog's name)

Deighton Dale(A boy)

Shayleen Briel(Destined to work at a roadside diner)

Avaughna Jane Doris Mathilda(Well, Jane and Mathilda are nice...)

Deacon Arlis(Named after Reese and Ryan's son no doubt)

Chayse Marie(Misspelling a male name doesn't make it feminine!)

Jetty(Don't know if it's a boy or a girl. )

Tawni(Destined to be a stripper)

Kamden(Brothers:Kade,Carter)There names scream born in the 2000's)

Gracyn(girl)(The correct spelling is Gracin from Greyson/Grayson. Again, not a female name.)

Adyn(girl)(See above)

Kendrew Ryley(If you can't agree on one name, please don't combine them. Misspelling a name doesn't do anything but make you look stupid )

Hudson Rose(I cannot understand how anyone can think that Hud and Son combine to make a nice name for a girl. )

Teagan Rylan(girl)

Emerson Chanel(Oh look..She's got a surname for a first name and her middle name is a brand name. How classy.)

Darian Renee(Another boy's name on a girl)

Tierney Marie(Male and way too close to tyranny)

Coebin Blaine(What the heck is a Coebin?)

Shayde Hendrix(Parents like weed I think)

Ryler Beck(Put down the pipe!)

Amber-Rae Roselani(Amber-Rae is about as hick as it gets)

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Colorado Babies With Crappy Names

Montanna Elizabeth
(Another stupid state name)
Shine James
(Shine? As in moonshine his Daddy loves so much?)
Kagen Michael

Inocencia Lynn
(I realize that this is probably an Ethnic name or a religious name. I still think it's terrible. )
Rune Alexander

Berkeley Jo
(Another girl with a hideous masculine name)
Jaymason Willis
(Translation: Jamison)
Macye Lynn
(Translation: Macie)
Gracyn Sara
(Another girl with a misspelled boy's name)
Pryce Kindt-Couture
(Yeah, it's a boy. That's all I know)
Reece and Kreityn
(Twin girls. One with a boy's name and the other apparently named Cretin.)
Samwise Delwyn
(Ok, listen up parents. If you don't like Samuel or Samson, just name your kid Sam. Please don't name him after a fictional character.)
Beck Skye
(He'll think it's as cool and unique as Mom and Dad do until they start calling him Becky)

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Poor Little New York Babies

Bruckylynn (Don't even know what to say)

McKaylee(Kaylee supersized)

Bloom Yesenia(Bloom is weird)

Jhamez(I think it's supposed to be James)


De'Ajahleke(boy)(Don't know what that is)

Shydone(Don't know the gender. I think he/she done being shy or something.??)

Daytona(boy)(NASCAR fan in New York?)

Neveah Miracle(The saddest "name" to ever hit the popularity charts. Heaven spelled backwards. )

Alexzandrya Johnasia(Simple way to improve this name. Alexandria Jane)

Skylee Belle (Because Skylee is so different from Kylee)

Paris Island(girl) (Is that a prison or a military base?)

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Rogue (This is an actual name given to a newborn boy. This is what the dictionary says about this "name":

2 : a dishonest or worthless person : SCOUNDREL
3 : a mischievous person : SCAMP
4 : a horse inclined to shirk or misbehave
5 : an individual exhibiting a chance and usually inferior biological variation

Baker James(Why not? Kids are named Taylor, Tyler, Mason, Sawyer etc)

Berkley Crestline (This is a girl. I don't know what's going on with that middle name. Berkley is atrocious. It's a last name! It doesn't sound appealing or feminine. Do the parents think it sounds classy? I don't get this trend. )

Hunter Cook (So he will hunt down his food and cook it too)

Braxtyn Lynnea(A girl) (Tyn is so much more feminine than ton)

Hewitt Stirling (So pretentious. )

Mackynlee Gail(This is getting depressing

Logan Paige(Another girl)

Pepper Frances(a girl)One of the definitions of pepper(2 : to hit with rapid repeated blows) That's in her future for sure.

Ryder Wolff(I realize that Wolf can be Native American, but there is no NA name called Ryder

Monday, August 08, 2005

Misspelled Names Galore

Jay'Den Victor (The tacky apostrophe will not distinguish this kid from all of the other kids named Jayden when the teacher calls out the name in school.)

Breleigh Elizabeth (The name sounds hideous and it looks even worse)

Treydon Michael (Trey is bad enough. Treydon is just cruel)

Dametrious Cavontae (Why put the word Dame in your son's name? )

Logan Brooke (Examples of female names.. Sarah, Anna, Amelia, Isabella, Hannah, Victoria, Vera.. Logan and Brooke are not female!)

Kellyn Rae (They took over Kelly and now they're going for Kellan/Kellen. Will this madness ever end?)

Mckayla Briana (The name is Michaela. It's mih KAY lah. It's not MC kayla!)

Carrington Constance (Using a wealthy sounding surname doesn't make you sound classy.)

Blessing Knaya (Couldn't tell if it was a boy or a girl. Doesn't really matter, does it?

Payge McKenzi( Two misspelled male names. How cute. :::gags:::)

Lyric-Journey (girl) (Her siblings are Sterling, Sayelur, and Michael)
(That Michael is one lucky little boy. )

Kynzingtan Lundynn (What is this craze with naming kids after places? And misspelling the names? I pray this kid never goes to England.)

crazy names from CA

Jamaica Jasmin (Another stupid place name to add to the growing list)

Jaxson Cash Lee (Jackson is a dumb enough name without being misspelled. Jaxson is stupid. If you have the X you don't need the S. The X replaces the S. Cash? Why is this a "name?")

Paisley Sue (Named after an ugly fabric. Sue is too sad to even bother with. )

Mystik Melody (Does Mystik really sound feminine to these people? eww)

My'Kole Carolyn Ruth (On the bright side, she has two good names)

Ma'Syn Dion(My sin? Mason? yikes!)

Emma'Lee Anne (So "unique". :::pukes:::)

Einstein M. T. (And I thought Wisdom was bad. This kid had better be a genius)

Love Joy(Named after her parents favorite Simpson's character?)

Haylene Daniella

Jolene Frances
(Two -lene names in one month? This had better not be a new trend. )

Sunday, August 07, 2005

Jersi Emma (Jersey as in New Jersey? A crappy state. Maybe it's for the article of clothing. Or perhaps her parents are a fan of the type of Cow.

Chassitty Jazzman Dohun
#1.If parents must name their kids after a word, please spell it right.
#2. Do not put the words man, men, son, or use Mc or Mac for girls.
#3. What is a Dohun?

Promise Anton Lorenzo (Promise him what?)

Vegas Brianna (Named after the city in which she was conceived no doubt)

Kahlen Sky(Contort the spellings however you like, Colin will always be a male name. Sky? Come on people. It's not the 60s anymore. There are no hippies.

King Jewellious Armon(Your kid is not royalty. This is not England. It's Julius!
::sighs:: )

Starla Ann-Marie (Destined to live in a trailer)

Wisdom Noel (This is a girl. I hope she's not a moron. )

Brinsleigh Renea (I'm sorry, but EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! How ugly and masculine)

Coen Bradley (Some people need to turn the TV off! Coen is a surname. It's not a "name." It's Seth's last name on The O.C. people. His last name! Not a first name! More on Coen.. "in Judaism, a person recognized as a descendant of Aaron. The cohanim were priests in the Temple in ancient Jerusalem, and a man identified as a cohen still retains specific obligations in Orthodox Judaism today" From )

Precious Joy (Destined to be a terror. )

Chailyn Syngular (Now they're naming kids after cell phone companies)

Master Smith (Future rap star)

Skyelytt Ann (Skylight? )

Paulretta Anasia(Dad is Paul. Is there something wrong with Pauline or Paula? )

Just your random hideous names

Aydan Serenity (Some clueless parents think male names can be made feminine if the name is misspelled.) As for the middle name

October Grace (This kid was born in July. )

Gates Michael (Can we say pretentious?)

Andlee David (One parent probably wanted Andrew and the other Lee so they gave the kid an ugly made up name that he will always have to explain. "No, it's not Andy short for Andrew. It's Andlee!" )

Zander Montana (His Mom must have been a Buffy fan. She probably had a crush on Xander. It's Xander, not Zander! No boy's name should ever contain "ana or anna")

Indianna Breeze (Suggestions for a sibling.. Florida Hurricane, Kansas Tornado, Utah Snow, New York Sleet, Montana Blizzard, Texas Hail etc)

Avery Don (Not only does she have two male names, she also has a hick middle name. Way to go parents!)

Daryn Marie (Her Dad is Darren of course. Obviously, The "y" makes it "girly". Mr. Ego Dad couldn't wait to get a son. He had to name his daughter after himself. Why would a woman allow this? There is no way the Dad would allow his son to be called Lisa after the Mom. )

Taden Michael (Because Taden is so different from the thousands of babies named Aidan, Braden, Jaden, Caden, Hayden ...)

Mystik Watters ( Mom decided to go ahead and give her the perfect stage name for when she takes after Mom and becomes a stripper.)

Friday, August 05, 2005

Bad Names From The Net

Persephanie Jinx (A misspelled first name with Jinx as a middle name. Which is worse?)

Eternity Irene (Named after Mom's favorite perfume? Maybe her parents think she will actually live forever. Maybe she's a vampire)

Delta Rei (Perhaps Mom or Dad work for the airline.)

Sophia Apple ( Such a nice first name. As for the middle name..It screams.."My Mom and Dad are celeb obsessed. )

Madden Marie (I'm guessing her parents don't own a dictionary)

Byryn William (I suppose Byryn is a "hip" version of Byron. )

Ireland Warren (I'm shocked that it's a boy. Ireland is a "name" on the rise for girls. Sibling suggestions: Denmark for a boy. Poland(Polly for a girl)

Baylin Kyle (A made up name with a "girly" spelling. I pity this poor child )

Chevy Jordan James (It's better than Toyota or Dodge I suppose )

Rafferty Jared (Another baby with celeb obsessed parents. Rafferty is the name of Jude Law's son. )

Celebrity Babies

There is no better place to start this blog because we all know that celebrities give their kids craptastic names.

Apple Blythe Alison -Mom and Dad are Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin.

The Problems I have with "Apple" as a name:

1. It's a fruit. It's not a name.
2. Apple doesn't even sound nice.
3. Non celebs aka real people are actually naming their daughters Apple. I hate when celebs choose crazy names like these because they do start trends. Americans actually are stupid enough to use a name just because a celeb did it.

Finley Faith- Mom and Dad are Angie Harmon and Jason Sehorn.

Finley is a last name. It's a male name. It's not a frickin female name! Thanks to Angie Harmon, American parents are now giving this name to their newborn girls. (American parents are already using male names on girls. We don't need clueless celebrities endorsing this stupidity) The couple also have a daughter named Avery Grace. Avery is another surname/male name. If they have a boy, his name should be Jennifer or Anne. It's only fair.

Moxie CrimeFighter -Dad and Mom are Penn Jillette and Emily.

No, it's not a comic book superhero. It's Penn Jillette's daughter. They chose her middle name because if she's pulled over for speeding she can tell the officer they're on the same side. There are no words to describe the stupidity of this name.

Audio Science Clayton- Mom is Shannyn Sossamon

WTF? Seriously. What else can you say about this one?

Banjo Patrick- Mom and Dad are Rachel Griffiths and Andrew Taylor

Why not guitar or kazoo? His sister's name is not Cello or Tamboruine, it's Adelaide.

Racer, Rocket, and Rebel- Dad is Director Robert Rodriguez.

Suggestions for another son: Rowdy, Rumble, Ranger?

Owen- Born to Michelle Branch

Another male name on a girl. It's not original. It's not cute. It's just STUPIP and sexist. If celebrities really want to be original they will start giving their sons female names. You know that will never happen.

Pirate- This is supposedly Korn front man Jonathan Davis's son's name. I'm praying it's not true.