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Wednesday, July 19, 2006

McKaylee(Here's a tip for expecting parents. Mc/Mac names are male and made up names are never a good idea)

Zaydee(She could ahve been named Sadie. It's an actual name that won't cause her grief.)

Shasta Lynn(Named after the soda or the mountain? )

Lilee Blu (Lily is a fine name. Lilee is idiotic. Blu sounds like blew. Enough said.)

Jayliahna Nevaeh(Ghetto fab)

Caslyn Marie (CASE lynn? CASS lynn? Either's crappy)

Macartney Katherine(So pretentious. So wrong. If you're a Beatles nut, how about Paula or Paulina?)

Jayelynn Richelle (Jayelynn reminds me of jail. Richelle is dumb. Go with Rachel or Raquel)

Keaton Mae(Giving girl's male/surnames is not cute or original!)

McClain Leigh(Another girl with a male name)

Ryieezcia Marie(Can the parents even pronounce that one?)

Sequoia Jerninesia (Who wants to be named after a tree?)

Bret'Khiya Nichole-Marie(Dad is Bret, but that's no excuse)

Maelaysia Caroline (If you're going to name you kid after a country, spell it right)
Hollyn Alaina(Misspell surnames..are twice as bad)

Heavonly Gail( :::sigh:::)

Ireland Caite (A misspelled, generic nickname for a middle and a country's name for a first name. Way to go , Mom and Dad)
Elektra Abbigail Marie(Get rid of Elektra, knock off a "b" from Abigail and it's an ok name)

Breelynn Chassie-James girl(A made up first name and a half made up male name for a middle name. Poor kid doesn't ahve a chance.)

Dakota and Charley (Twin girls with hideous names)

Epiphany and Serendipity(Twin girls)(No explanation needed)

Onchorynchus Horatio(Horatio is a hot name. No. Seriously.. You saw the first name, right?)
Mahogany Divine(A color of cheap, ghetto nail polish)

Princetynemis Omari Anastacio(Prince wasn't dumb enough for them, I guess)

Wellington Jofrey(So pretentious)

Bobbi Marie(Dad is Bobbie)(So sad)

Legend Raymond(I hope he lives up to his name)

Essence Alayah Nia(Ghetto)

Weslee Anne(I was wondering how long until this one became popular for girls. Why not? They've been naming girls Leslie forever )

Kingstin Charles(Named for Gwen's baby, no doubt. Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

Jezabel Samarah(That should be illegal)

Roper Milo Gordain(His brother is probably named Rowdy)

Kaytee Leigh(A nickname first isn't dumb enough, they had to go and misspell it)

Serenitee Elise(Named for an adult diaper)

Leighvi Makenzie (girl)(This is the worst I've seen on a girl since I started this blog. There is absolutely nothing feminine about Levi no matter how you misspell it)

Reyly Alayn (boy)(Couldn't believe it was a boy)

Ei'Riannah Ann-Renee(What?)

Reef Thomas(And his nickname will be reefer)

Logan Margaret(gag me)

Slater James(Saved by the bell!)

Chayton Jane(Yuck)

Raistlynn Belle(What?)

Lakota Steven(That's like naming him Chinese or Spanish. Lakota is a race of people, not a name.)

Amber-Skye Nichole(Good stripper name)

Makalin Arlene(eww)

Chason Kent(Who is chasing kent?)

Tenlee Grayce(blah)

Layden Scott(Layden? Who thought that sounded good?)

Majesta Regan(Super ghetto fab)

Jakzon Allen(I think that's Jackson)

Marlowe Jade(Marlowe sounds so trashy and Jade doesn't help)

Rook Rowdy(His brother is Bishop)(So retarded)

Pleahsurre RaeNell Leonn(A name chosen while the Mom was high)

Monday, July 10, 2006

Alysynne Noelle(Do they actually pronounce it the way it's written? Based on the spelling.. AL ee sin or ah LIE ih sin. )

Camden Grace

Hevyn Khilene

Logan Johanna

Masyn Diane

Miracle Princess-Marie

Mye'zavier Amare Daunteze(boy)

Tonee Shiloh(Her Dad is Tony)

BobbieJo Lynn

Breezy Lynn(Better or worse than BobbieJo Lynn?)

Brekin Carter(boy)

Britlyn Clair

Cherish Hadassah Marie(Sounds like a command)

Davis Makenzie(girl)

DiCoda Dale(boy)

Ellasyn Faith

Kaelyn and Raelyn(twin girls)

Kal-el Kristian Cole

Khristiyonna Michell-le

Merytt Reid(girl)

Starr Lynn

Takoda Wren(girl)

Winter Skyy

Shayne LeAnn Nicole

Aspyn Mae

Braedyn Elizabeth

Carsyn Cole(boy)

Darlin Esmerelda

Fancy Mae

Jaxson Kreek

Karter Gabrielle

Kingsley Mae(So now parents don't even care if the word king is in their daughter's name. It ends in lee so it must be "feminine")

Legacee Connie Sue

Maddox Faith(girl)

Mayson Riley(girl)

Murphy Rose(girl)

Navy Grace

Raigh-Ann DeLayne

Solstyn Curtis(boy)

Tigerlilly Riley(girl)

Carter Lily(girl)

Davyn Gaige(boy)

Eireland Faire(girl)

Harmoniee Johnah Zyaire(girl)

Image Maria

Kallei Jo and Mykala Carol

Pride Loudel(girl)

Santana Olivia

Baylen Eli(boy)

Baylin Karlyle(girl)

Bobbie Sue

Brayli May

Breezy Leah

Creed Jonathan

Ellisyn Brooks (girl)

Irelynn Rose

Jostyn Averi(girl)

Miracle Hope

Morning Star Woman

Ny'Summer Chiear(girl)

Rocky Dale(boy)

Skylie Dawn

Skylyn Amaria

Taiyden Christopher

Windsor Margaret

Matison Sue


Ayresten Leigh(girl)

Kenlee Gracen(girl)

Layden Drake(boy)

McKinlee Anniston and Caedance Nychole

Napolean Terrance

Will'Yhanna Za'Khia Vancaela(girl)

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Sha'Oshanique Montanie Kitarra
Emmersyn Grace
Westlee Avonna(girl)
Addison-Avery Lillian(One male name isn't good enough for their daughter)
Austyn Jewell(girl)
Brently Danielle(Brently is not a female name. Like that's going to stop them. ::sighs:: )
Brykn Michael(A boy with some vowells missing from his name)
Camerson Michael(Not to be confused with all of the boys and girls named Cameron)
Catcher Marshall
Chloe DakotaLee(Chloe is fine, it's the middle name I have a problem with)
Codah Jay(boy)
Coltrane Theodore(Is Coltrane really necessary? You know they're going to call him Cole)
Cougar Shaun
Da'Codest Daevon(boy)
Dawnessen Marie(Not sure if it's a name, but it sounds masculine)
Elvis Aaron(His Dad's name is Elvis too. LOL)
Emyli(Worst spelling of Emily I've ever seen)
Grayson Paige(girl)
Harlow Isabelle(How can anyone think Harlow sounds feminine?)
Jaykob Ryan
Kambrie Kristine(What on Earth is a Kambrie? Pay attention, this one will reappear on the list with multiple spellings)
Karson Alaya
KrysDen'na Diamond(That can't possibly be Christina, can it?)
Lexcie Lee(girl)
Lexie-lyn Ronnel
Lovely Eunique-Wynter
Lundyn Hanna
Lupeulaualufiapapala Christina Sera(There are no words... because her parents used up all the letters. )
Makadyn Dawn(Oh great.. It's a variant of Kaden. Next up..McKaden, McKadenlee, McKadenson.)
McKynzee Jah Von (girl)
MiAmour Ishanda
Pealingy Bear(boy)
Pharoah Mikel(boy)
Remington Cali
Remington Paikea(girl)
Saybrook Katherine
Shiloh Blue(girl)
Stevie-Lynn Alexa
Timber McKenzie(girl)
Kaydin La'Torrian(boy)
A'Lexxus Louann
Angel-Amor Celestial(girl)
Apple Gabrielle Nayely
Creedence Jhett(girl)
Downs Blakely(boy)
Dutchess Annette(Brother is Sir Dominique)
Hudson Blair(girl)
Jealousziah Andrew Noel
Kambryn Reese(girl)
Karsen Reese(girl)
Kinze Mary-Lou
Landri Caylin(girl)
Legend David Bruce
Lolabelle Sage
Magik Giselle
Maigyn Joye(girl)
Ma'Kenzie Le'Ann
Maybrie Lenae
Mckinzy Maleigh
Micaylah Melonie
Paisley Ann
Phaiden Allen
Reef Eli
Rowdy Ross
September Sky
Shaylen R'dain(boy)
Shaylynne Lea
Sheradyn Raegan(girl)
Skylynne Marie
Slade Justice
Sutton Hope(girl)
Tempest Shealynn
Timber Marie
Ty'Reyiun Parick
Vanity Angela Rose
Whisper Meadow
Zacharee Quintana(Yes, that's a girl named Zachary)
Zheighn Jagger
Cambree Renaee
Carrington Elise
Cheney Jo(girl)
Free Abraham Michael Tristin
Jahmiracle Jahson(boy)
Miracle Nevaeh
SkyDancer Grace
Abcde Rose
Anniston Ella-Belle
Caesyn Amanda
Kaedyn Austin(boy)
Kayden Maree
Lailanee Rose and Mailanee Grace
Pelham Legare(boy)
Slater Lynn(boy)
Talynn Isabella
Treyannah Perstist Jomour
Gel Crystal
Abilene Johasyn(girl)
Ayedin James
Brennen Rae(girl)
Caybrie Saige(girl)
Copeland Grace
Crue Walker and Caden Lee
Flint Dylan
Jaxxen Ray
LilyJo Ann
Tranquility Queshell Evette
Nytifanece Venarietta Bettisha
Brantley Alexis (girl)
Brenslie Muriel(girl)
Campbell Nicole
Carswell Leigh(girl)
Cherokee Rain(girl)
Daemyn Alan(boy)
Donabehn Alexander(His parents are Donna and Ben)
Hunting Reece
Kambree Joy
Kasen Breanna
Melakhye Marrielle(The first name is Malachi misspelled. Don't know what's going on with the misspelled female middle name)
Rowdie Tate