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Saturday, September 24, 2005

Geffen Hill(A boy) (Is that where the record label is located?)

Desire Devine(File under: Her parents smoke crack category)

"Catcher" Charles William( I will never understand "names" like these. How can you call your child catcher? Is that what the parents want him to be when he grows up? What if he wants to be a pitcher? What if he sucks at sports?

Holbrook Irene Sargeant(Well, at least she has Irene to fall back on. )

Jespyn Aiden(A boy) (I don't have any idea what the heck a Jespyn is)

Elliot Rose(You can't make boy's names into girl's names just because you can get a feminine nickname out of it. GR!!!!!!!!! )

Cohen Bryce (Another obessed The OC fan)

Goldjen Lee(A girl) (Her Dad is Gold. I kid you not.)

Stellar Raine (Stella is a name. Stellar is a word. )

JhonathenRay Alan (What is wrong with Jonathan Ray Alan?)

Daxilee Laura(Yuck, just yuck!)

Symphany Brooklyn (The only thing worse than word names is misspelled word names)

Cotton Warren(I know this was a popular name during the civil war era. I don't understand why anyone would use this name now)

Duelette Ventura (She's ready to fight!)

Waverly Knekoal (I don't know which name is worse. BTW, Knekoal is Nicole)

Camden Mayley (Just your average male name on a girl.

Wrigley Lillian-Ciara (Cubs fans no doubt.)

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Rocklynn Isaac(This child's Father actually passed down this name to him. )

Aruba Ali(Why do people name their kids after sad stories they hear on the news?)

Kitty Faye Lynn(Sounds like a table dancer from the 50s)

Empryss Romance(A future porn star)

Lestat Xavier(The name says it all)

Judge Allan(Named after a person that he'll probably being seeing a lot in his future

Freedom Rain(File this under the odd category)

Buck Thomas(Lets see how to make fun of this one. It rhymes with the "F" word. There is also Buck naked. I'm willing to bet he's named after the animal)

Ah'Marieanah Lynette(File under the my parents are morons category)

Au'jaugh'nae Janelle Octavia(See above)

Aalexsys Lillian-Marie(Ditto)

Hampton Adair(This is a baby girl. Listen up parents. Giving your daughter a male name does not make you sound cool or wealthy. We all know you live in a trailer)

Friday, September 16, 2005

An actual new post

Divine Angel(Wonder what her Mom will call her when she's angry with her)

Abcde Pauline(I always thought it was an urban legend. )

Sunlyte Jeweliana (There are no words...)

Heavenly Sky(See above)

Haize Joy (Someone needs to give the parents a dictionary)

Westyn Lynn(A girl)(How cute. Another boy name on a girl