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Thursday, July 30, 2009

More Pageant Names

Names from TLC'S Toddlers and Tiaras(Before any crazy pageant Moms attack me.. I am making fun of the names, not the kids. The kids are adorable)

Sparkal (Sparkle? wtf?)

Friday, July 24, 2009

Another new post!

(The "NY ah" sound is very hot in girl names these days. The apostrophe is for decoration, I guess)

(I hope he lives up to his name and becomes a bodybuilder. You kind of limit a kid's options with a name like that. Can you imagine a Doctor named Flexx?

(It's like Nixon only it contains extra letters and is misspelled because that makes it feminine for a girl. )

(It's so unique to give male names to girls. Wow!)

(It's like a hideous combo of Kayden and Madison)

(Slate always reminds me of The Flintstones)

(Why is this name becoming popular? I don't get it. )

(I hope they are pronouncing it MAY kenzie because that is how it's spelled.)

(I feel so sad for this child. Why would someone name their child after a robot from a stupid movie based on an 80's cartoon?)

( Sounds like a new type of animal species. )

(Ugh. Is this SIGH lee or KY lee? gag me)

(I wonder how many wiseguys will ask this kid if it's short for Multi-tasker)

(Please stop. It's not cute. It's sad)

( they are adding son to legit girl names)

(Named for the horrible "President".)


(I can't figure out if they were going for Destiny or Disney)

(Destined to be a waitress or a stripper)

(Not cute on a girl. Sorry)

(What's wrong with Bryan?)

(I think it's supposed to be Desiree)

(Great.. Now they are naming boy's after weapons.)

(P.I. or like the condom?)

(Not to be confused with all of the kids named Kayden)

(Why not Wade or Cade?)

(This one is plain stupid!)

(I don't care if you like the Beatles. Lennon is not a name for a girl)


(Why do people add random letters and apostrophes to normal names?)

(Oh l'ord)


(so unique!)

(I think they were going for Corinne, but it's just corn with an apostrophe)

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

My name is not Jane!

I love how people try to bash my name when they comment on this blog. I've said many times that Jane isn't my name. I love the name Jane, but it's not my name. I also love my real name, but I am not putting it on this blog. It's a classic, biblical name. It's 100% feminine. It's the perfect type of name for a girl. Responses to some of the fan comments:

I am pretty sure my daughters name is on the list...I am not offended...We have completly different taste....JANE is probably the very last name on the planet I would pick. Also, being a kindergarten teacher I like when kids have different names...instead on having six Michelle's in the class.....However I am a little creeped out about how you got my daughters name and middle name combination. I would like to thank you....I am find lots of names for my second baby!

How old are the kids in your kindergarten class? Michelle is not a popular name for 5 year olds. Your class is probably full of kids named Madison, Mackenzie, Kaydence, Tyler, Jayden, Austyn, and Dakotah. I get most of the names from on line web nurseries where parents give their permission for the names and photos to be posted. I do not post last names or pictures. Unless the name is truly atrocious, like a He'ven'ly Ayn'gell Prin'Cess.. I doubt your child is the only one with that name. I see the same first and middle combinations over and over again.

I have two children with unusual names Kamea and Kinzyn and I get the most compliments on there names!!! People say what is her name or what is his name and I tell them and they are like awww that is a really cute name I like that!!!! yeah I would never name my kid something that someeone in the 50's 60's or 70's thats for sure I want my kid to know that I am talking to them in a crowd of people not yelling lisa or tim and 10 kids come running

People aren't going to tell you to your face how awful your kid's names are. That's what the internet is for. Who gives their kid's names from the 50's, 60's and 70's? If you yell out Lisa or Tim in a crowd you'd most likely see people in the 40s and older turning their heads. You can name your kid whatever you like, but don't post the name on the internet unless you want people to make fun of it.

yeah... just so you know... my name is Kynslee Niccole... yeah... so i guess my name is shameful...
My name is amazing!!!
it took my mom and dad a long time to figure out my name and mom was singing in church and Kingsley was in the song she was singing, so she changed it up and my father chose my middle name... i was a gift from God, as was my name. Just because you don't like people's names, doesn't mean you have to make an entire site dedicated to how much you don't like them saying they are bad baby names....
You're a downright bitch!
Get over your plain name...
i think you're just jealous.

Funny, I don't remember Kynslee being in the bible. I don't think God would have such bad taste. Biblical names are beautiful for the most part. Kynslee is a misspelled, surname. FYI, it's a male name.

FUG YOU!!!! What do you know about names....what are your kids names? Lisa, Jason and Jacob??? Very unique and BORING!!!! Such as have nothing else to do but to make such a stupid site up. LOOSERS>>>>> What is your name...Is it Richard? Or rather Dick?

Why is everyone obsessed with the name Lisa? LOL! Looser? If you're going to insult me, at least try to spell it right. FYI, Jacob is a nice name but I am not crazy about it. Jason is too 70s. Lisa is too 60s.

A short list of ugly names for my fans:


Wednesday, July 08, 2009

(Did you know that adding a "y" makes a name girly? I wonder if that works for any name or is it just trendy surnames? Why not Willyam or Thomyss?)

(I'm guessing the parents have never heard of Radon)

(She will brighten up your day!)


(Cute name for a dog!)

(Not to be confused with all of the millions of Jaydens)

(Named for Daddy's favorite truck)

(I wonder if they meant Sybil?)

(Not sure if this is better or worse than Cash)

(hmm.. Maybe it will become a hit for girls like Brooke)

(You know they are going to call her Hattie. Why couldn't they just name her Hattie or Harriet?)

(That brecks my heart)

(ugh, just ugh)

(Sounds like a prescription drug)

Jayhden Delayh
(What is with the random "h's?" I think "H" is the new "y".)

Major Mario
(This one makes me LOL. It sounds like a new super mario game)

Ja'Kaylin Niki
(Because the "Ja" makes it classy)

Zayley Rae
(Zayley is so original. It's like Haylie and Kaylee but with a Z)

Johnnie Grace
(How about Jimmie Faith for sister?)

Infinity Gene
(Sounds like a gene that makes you live forever)

Kai'd Giselle
(Cade? KUH dee? I don't get this one)

Preslee Marie
(Presley is sadly becoming a hot name for girls. I've seen it spelled Preslie, Presli, and Presleigh)

D'Juan Lafayette
(This one sounds hilarious! It's like a Spanish lover in a spoof movie about Spanish heroes)

Ashbee Justyne

Talon Jack
(A talon is a bird's claw!)

D'Era Michelle
(Named after her Mom's favorite washing powder?)

Jay'Len Dwight
(I hate apostrophes)

Miley Kaytlynn
(How sad)

Dani Jo
(So fem!)

Kerrigan Michaela
(Nancy called. She wants her surname back)

Everleigh James
(James is not cute on a girl so stop it right now! Everleigh is stupid.)

Jomesicia Marie
(At least there aren't any apostrophes)

Kingston J'Air

Blakely Shay
(Another super fem name for a girl)

Pearson Elizabeth

Tre'Kevion Dashaun
(At least he can go by Tre)

Eneveii Kenyata
(I think that's meant to be envy)

Xa'Myriyah Ka'Mora-Lynn
(That's only one baby.)

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Names sent to me by a reader

Thank you, Sara! These names are truly bad.

Kylelyn Kennedy
Brynlee Robyn
Joleen Aileen
Braylen Kaimana
Alakade Shannon Baloo
Greysen Jade
Camryn Rylee
Tanker Tyler
Day'ante Damar
Mickenzie Jaine
Sweden LittleFeather
Chieyann Lea
Lyndsy McKayla
Gia'Vana Anae
Nyaelah Amunet
Devynn Marie
Chastelyn Maria
Mariyah Analize
Ritter Logan Kash
Marlijayde Starr
Aliyjah Da'Lyjor
Destinii Unique
Kingston GerMajesty
Jha'Lil Daishaun
Ty'Icka Ja'Myrah
Graycin Avery
Kyndal Paige
Bethany Skyy-Ann
Caedman Alexzander
Karlee Madisyn
Cullen Beatrice
Saylor Gale
Ferron Wylder
Bryleigh Hope
Paradise Danyale(boy)
Paden Read
Payton Na'Sus-Kaylyn
Sean Alyxzander
J'Kylin SinCere
Eastyn Micha
Maddyn Casey
Honestii L'Mya
Kamdyn Nicole
Joysen Christpher
Gdre'Asia Arlene
Jaymen Olivia
Malaysia Brenae
Kaidyn Brooke
Jon'Nique Tariah-Nicole
Carleigh Loving
Macaylee Elizabeth
Javieynna ZaCorra Love
Graylee Michele
Akilious Warren
Temperance Annalyce
K'dyn Maree
Kinlynn Elaine
Skylin Marie
Brynnleigh Rayne
Ahlana Jaide
N'Isaiah Antwain
Karsyn Brooke
Camryn Isaiah
Xzavion De'Michael
Jeramyah William