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Monday, May 31, 2010

(Like Brodie isn't ugly enough) 

 (Like Havyn only worse)
(It's like two "aden" names in one!)
(Sounds like the name of a drug.)
Paxten Cady 
DiAire Deon 
(She could go by Didi?)
(He'll probably end up in one.)


(What is wrong with people?) 
(This doesn't make you look unique. It makes you look stupid!)

(Reminds me of a horse for some reason.)
Markalyn Dae'Shaun 
(I couldn't believe this was a boy.) 
Legend Leigh 
(So mean!)

Cae'Dence Yvette 
(I didn't think it was possible to make Cadence any dumber as a name.)
Sutton Grace
(Nothing feminine about Sutton. Reminds me of mutton. EW!)

Tiereny Justyss
(So so surprised it was a boy.)
D'mitrius Car'mikal 
E'Myonie Marie
Aidyn Chaos 
(I'd love to know the thought process that is behind this one.) 
Kal-Liyah Marsel Kanyun 
(I don't even know where to begin.) 
 Ytzallana and Ytzariana 
(So cruel! )

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Rank Change

A list of names that are growing in popularity aka trendy names to avoid. Some of them are actually nice. Most are hideous.

Some of the exceptionally ugly/stupid names on this list:

Ty(It's so mean to give a kid only two letters for a name.)


Reader Names!

Here are some names sent to me by a reader. Enjoy! 

Talon Paul
Cross Alden
Aynslee Carter (no idea if this is a boy or girl)
Avery Coy (again, no idea if it's a boy or a girl)
Haedyn Marley (probably a boy?)
Kayson Thomas Dean (Why didn't they just use Thomas Dean?)
Maylee Hope (sounds like they're trying to use "Miley" but didn't want to)
Ryden Thomas (boy)
Emyle Sue (girl with Emily spelled badly)
Cove Zuriel Banyan (probably a boy?)

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Comment from my "fans"..

Your name Jane Cordelia sounds like a monkey name from "Planet Of The Apes".

That made me LOL! That isn't my name. It's beautiful though. I wouldn't expect someone who thinks that Ayden and Emerson are lovely names for girls to appreciate the beauty of a simple classic name like Jane.

I knew you had no children. No mother would ever make up a website like this. If you were a mother, you would understand why I got so mad. I thought of my children and their feelings

You'd be surprised. I get positive comments from Mom's all the time. Maybe you should have considered your children's feelings before you gave them such crappy names. 

Get a life, plain Jane. Since you are not a mother just like I thought, then I totally understand why you do not have a CLUE of why I was angry. You did not insult me, you insulted my children. What is an BLANK? I thought you said you heard it all. It is a family last name. You should really be a shamed of yourself. Your Jane names for the child you do not have, especially the 2nd one is truly is BAD name. Haha! Yeah, it is really original. Sneer! You are probably barren and unable to concieve. And no, I haven't done any jail time. You are a sad pathetic human being. You are truly a waste of space. 

The blank is the name of this person's child. It's only a first name but I decided to edit it to save her embarrassment in case anyone she knows might be reading this.  I googled the name. It is not a surname. It's completely made up and not original. There are many others on the web. I did not insult your children. I insulted their names. I don't blame your children. They are innocent. Why do overly defensive people always assume that I must be fat, have no life or unable to have children? Guess what? Some people choose not to have children. There is no requirement in life to have children. I might change my mind some day. I am content with my life for now. If I did have children they would have beautiful names. I have pets with better names than most kids have these days.
P.S. On the topic of surnames. Why is it that people have no problem passing off a masculine surname to their daughter but they wouldn't dream of passing down a female family name to boy? They have no problem naming a girl, Dawson, Jackson, Murphy, but never ever would they name a boy Jennifer, Elizabeth, Sarah or even Lindsay which originated as male. That stuff drives me crazy. Anyway.. if you want your  kid's names removed all have you to is send me an e-mail and ask politely. I've done it before. I'm not a monster. The funny thing  is that the people who send me hate mail never even ask me to remove the names. They just let the insults fly.

Email me

Monday, May 17, 2010

8 names


Monday, May 10, 2010

Named after an encyclopedia?

I'm guessing the answer is no... 

I saw a woman on The Maury Povich Show named Brittanika pronounced like the encyclopedia. LMAO!


Sunday, May 09, 2010

Bad Twin Names


From the most popular names for twins list. 
Matching names are not cute!!

Heaven and Nevaeh
London and Paris
Haylee and Kaylee

Taylor and Tyler
Jayda and Jayden
Jada and Jaden
Brian and Brianna
Andrea and Andrew

Jayden and Jaylen
Christian and Christopher
Aiden and Jayden
Alexander and Alexis
Jayden and  Kayden

Friday, May 07, 2010

Most Popular Names Of 2009!

The official list from social security has just been released! The SSA does not factor in multiple spellings with popularity or the -aden names would probably be the entire Top 5 for boys.


#189 Miley ( Can you imagine being named after a Disney star?  )
#131 Hayden (So ultra feminine!!! GRRRRR!!!!!!)
#268 Presley (Not cute on a girl!!!)
# 274 Teagan (Not cute on a girl or anyone really. Such a stupid name.)
#318 Paisley (After the country singer or the hideous pattern?)
#321  Emerson (Another male one)
#361 Hadley (So ugly and not feminine)
#395 Tatum (So much uglier and dumber than Tegan)
#453 Logan( Come on, people! Don't let the girls take over this name.)
# 463 Miracle (At least it's spelled right?)
#496 Rowan (Again, not a female name. Very nice for a boy. Don't let the girls take over this one either!)
#502 Parker (What is the appeal of names like this for girls? I don't get it.)
#526 Finley (Stop taking all ove the boy names!)
#548 Skyla (So dumb!)
#566 Haven (So not unique. People are always telling me how unique this one is. )
#604 Shiloh (Thanks so much Angelina and Brad)
#656 Barbara (Can't believe people are still using this one. It's not really a bad name, but it's ugly.)
#666 Bristol ( Such an ugly name)
#669 Leighton (Another boy's name that will probably rise in popularity thanks to Leighton Meester.)
#727 Campbell (Gross!)
#818 Micah (A boy's name!)


#8 Jayden (God, I hate this name.)
#34 Mason (Why don't you just name your kid Painter or Janitor? )
#47 Brayden (Gross! Almost as bad as Jayden.)
#83 Alex (Hate nicknames as given names!)
#85 Ayden (My eyes!)
#101 Jaden LOL
#102 Kaden LOL
#103 Caden LOL
#125 Jake (See Alex)
#138 Kayden (This is an epedemic! I didn't even count the ones on the girl's side.)
#143 Cayden (VOMIT!)
#166 Jace (This is not a name! It's a nickname for Jason.)
#169 Kaiden (This is ridiculous!)
#171 Jaiden (Worst baby name trend ever!)
# 185 Braden (So many -adens!)
#225 Kingston (Thanks to Gwen and Gavin.)
#260 Caiden (This is pathetic already)
#271 Aaden (How many ways is there to spell a name?)
#399 Zayden (oh Lord!)
#621 Bradyn (STOP IT ALREADY!)
#622 Aydan (It's not funny anymore!)
#636 Jaeden (GRRRR!)
#646 Aydin (For real?)
#670 Raiden (Isn't this a bug spray?)
#673 Nash (So faux tough guy.)
#700 Sincere (So mean!)
#716 Kaeden (This is exhausting)
#724 Aidyn (::sigh::)
#763 Zaiden (NOOO!)
#784 Adonis (LOL)
#799 Jaydin (I can't take it anymore!)
#804 Jadyn (How many more can there be?)
#807 Jaidyn (NO FREAKING WAY!)
#834 Kadyn (I cannot believe this!)
#838 Aedan (So glad I don't have any -aden named babies in my family.)
#839 Kadin (STOP!)
#911 Haiden (It has to be the last one.)
#919 Braedon (I spoke too soon.)
#994 Stone (Dumb, but at least it isn't an -aden name!)

I seriously cannot believe how many -aden names there. I know I didn't even count all of them. It's crazy!