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Saturday, December 20, 2008

(I am guessing the parents went with this spelling to avoid having idiots call their child "Germy". The parents should have stuck with the original spelling. It's not that difficult to correct people on pronunciation. It's certainly better than your child going through life with a ridiculously spelled name.)

Meshawn(Her Dad is Shawn)
(I detest when baby girls are given hideous, invented names in honor of their Fathers. It's especially annoying when there is a legit female form of a name. I hate the spelling of Shawn, but Shawna would have been a better choice than Meshawn.)

(Oh look..She's been given an ugly surname/misspelled college name. How nice.)
(After Sir Paul, I assume. What is there to hate about this name?hmm? Lets see. First off, it's a surname/male name. Second, it's incredibly selfish and juvenile to name your child after one of your musical icons. What if she grows up to hate their music? She's going to endure a lifetime of jokes. It's cruel to give a child a name like this.)

(Another baby named after a musical icon or after a tiny Midwestern town? Either way it sucks!)

(I don't know what they were going for ,but they failed.)
(Want an uncommon name that starts with "Z" and isn't made it? Go with Zenon. It's ZEN un not ZEE non. )

(I can see this one shooting up the charts thanks to Gossip Girl star, Blake Lively. If originality is what they were going for, they missed it by a mile. Some one syllable female names they could have gone with.. Claire, Faith, Mae, Eve)

(There is nothing serene about this name)

(Named for a hat and cheap cologne. Way to go, parents!)

(Siblings with no doubt be named Fuel and Diesel)
(She probably will become shy because the constant attention her name will no doubt attract.)

(Of all the "ayden" names this one is my least favorite. It's going to be the defining name of this generation. Word of advice. This name is not unique. It is being used for boys and girls. It has dozens of spelling variations. If you combine the stats it would probably be in the top 5 for boys and girls. Avoid it at all costs. Alternate choices for girls: Corinne for a girl Keaton for a boy)
(They could have gone with a respectable name like Miranda Lynn and called her RandiLynn)

(Tracing what? Shapes? )

(Sounds like an English butler from an old movie)

(This child is going to be so humiliated when she studies geography in school or if she ever travels abroad.)

(The 90's called, they want their crappy names back. They also said to stop misspelling them and using them for girls.)

(Attack of the "Ayden" names!)
(I wonder if they realized this name sounds exactly like steal)

(Another poor child named after one of her parent's hobbies or treasured possession)

(These girls are going to be so embarrassed in about 10 years)

(This name is already unusual. Why misspell it?)

(Way too easy .)

(Wow, this one is like so unique because it's just like Kaylie only with a "Z".)

(Apostrophes are not decoration!)

(Well, he can always go by Kobi and be mistaken for a girl.)

(Such a conceited name. Way too much to live up to.)

(I hope he isn't meek and mild.)

(I want someone to try to defend this name to me.)
(Another egotiscal, too much to live up to, misspelled, train-wreck of a name.)
(The first four letters are just wrong.)

(Not original. Not cute. How about Nancy? Similar, uncommon and actually female.)

(Serene or a siren? lol)

(I don't care if this one is legit. It's UGLY!)

(Tyne? Tiny? Tying?)

(I don't understand the trend of adding a Ja, La, Da, or whatever to the front of a normal name. Why ? It's not like anyone is using Harvey these days. Just go with Harvey. )

(I want to k'ick the parents in the head for destroying a nice biblical name)

(What is this crap?How about Ronan or Roman? )

(I don't know what to say)

(I hope they don't call her Salem. :/ )

(Can you imagine a woman with this name who isn't a porn star or stripper?)

(So peynful)

(A misspelled, apostrophe-decorated piece of crap name)

Maisyn Marie
(This is not cute.)

Brylie Makinsey
(eww! )
Lyndon Grace
(Lyndon is not a nice name for a girl. )

Serinity Destiny
(It's like a 4 yr chose her Mom's pole, I mean stage name.)

Taelyr Maddison
(A couple of misspelled 90s names on a girl. This one drips of originality. )

Mavery Jayne
(Like Avery but worse. Jayne looks layme.)
Eastyn JoAnn
(It's a good thing she has the "Ann" or else she would always be mistaken for a boy.)
Tailey Daniyelle
(Like Kailey but dumber. Daniyelle says DAN eee yelle not DAN yell)

Livingston Renee
(Another butler name. This one is a boy. Yes, a boy with a middle name of Renee. Rene is great for a boy. Renee is not.)

Kaedynce Leigh
(Like Kayden but worse. I wonder if her parents know that cadence is a word.)

Season Rhein
(Sounds like a command or a feminine hygiene product.)
Zayne Elyse
(Why do people think random "y's" in a name makes it feminine? Does is work with classic boy names like Phyllyp or Naythan?)

Paislee Rachelle
( Paisley is an ugly fabric. Is it for Brad Paisley? I like him too, but lets be real. Paisley is not a cute name!)

Kynnadee Raylayne
(Kennedy is an ugly name for a girl even before the spelling gets contorted. Raylayne is sad. Give her at least one name she can live with.)
Rowan Campbell
(What a handsome name for a BOY!)

Nicholette Nicole(Her Dad is Nicholas.)
(Why didn't just name her Nicole Nicole or Nicholette Nicholette? UGH!)

Kamaidren Aniyah-Ka'Nae

Wulfgang Nova Dominic
(Well..Dominic is a nice name)

Diamond Unique-Kiley
(It's sad when Kiley is the best name.)


Anonymous said...

Stupid made up names are just dumb! Calling your kid something ridiculous won't make him/her a great person. Good parenting will make a good person. These people should be so creative in making sure they stay together and give their babies a GOOD mom & a GOOD dad.

Anonymous said...

I am sure society would much rather have another Jane who grows up to be a productive member of society than the first Sha'Domineeqwanzifa who is just another burden on society. Some parents give their kids funny names, some parents give their kids anything they want. Some parents see having kids as something very very serious. They are serious about the names they choose for their children and they are serious about raising them right. You are not picking a name for a band or a cartoon character, its a person that is not going to be a cute little baby forever. They will go to school where other kids will make fun of them. One day they might want a job. Like it or not people WILL discriminate.