Macalaigh Grace (If you're going to misspell a name, at least do it in a way that it makes some kind of sense)
Auburn (A baby girl born in Alabama. Wonder which team her Daddy is a fan of? )
Colt Williams (Named for a gun a horse or a maybe a can of cheap beer)
Makinze Marie (K. Makinze would be pronounced mah KYNZ. Try hooked on phonics. Please!)
Slayton Patrick (What's wrong with Clayton? A normal name. You can call him Clay. Are they really going to call their son Slay?)
Ridge Maddox (Mama watches too many soap operas)
Greenley Paige (See above)
AnnAngel Precious Michael (That's how is was written. I'm praying that Michael was supposed to be Michaela but there wasn't enough room. The rest of the name is too sad to even make fun of)
Riggs Kade (He's a "tuff" guy for sure)
Grayson Hope (Yes, this is a baby girl. )
Hartley Olivia (I wonder if her parents know that a hart is male deer)
Mattison Nychole (Oh how unique! It's Madison Nicole only spelled stupid)
Kannon Page (This is a baby girl. I feel like crying)
Mayson Joy (Another girl with a boy's name)
Love Skylon (Poor baby)
Dash Diezell (Sounds like a super hero)
Tyde Alexander (Also born in Alabama. Maybe he's Auburn's cousin)
Kaidin Elizabeth(Soon to be parents of baby boys take note. This one is going girl)
Aniston Rayne (Another Alabama baby. Aniston is a city in AL but that doesn't make it right)
Carribean(A boy probably named for the place where he was conceived. Aboard a cruise ship in the Carribean)
Ramsey Elaine (Another girl with a boy's name)
Rustin Alexander (Rusting? Whatever)
Kendyn Paislee (Future stripper)
Makinleigh Nicole (See above)
Locklan (Ok people. Now you're making me angry. Lochlan/Lachlan is a classic Scottish BOY's name. It is not a girl's name. Got it?)
Kasi Sue jr (This is a girl apparently named after her mother. I'm all for girls being named for Mom, but girls are not juniors!)
Finley Sophie (See Locklan and change Scottish to Irish)
Heavenly Skyy (Another stripper)
Mi'Racle Penne Destiny (Penne like the pasta?)

Acton Mladen (Boy)


Sire-Matthew (These title names are obnoxious)


Sir-Omar De-Shan (See above)


Sir Dwaine(Ditto)


Anna-Frank(A girl. I don't know what's going on there)


Berlynn Renee(Named after a place her parents can't locate on a map)


Friday Walter(That's just weird)


Finlay Paige(A girl) (How many times do I have to tell you people? Finlay is not a girl's name. If a celeb named their kid buttface would you do it too? Who I am kidding? They probably would)

Stone Joseph(His siblings are Marc, Rene, and Sophia. ???)

Le'land Hughdonald Lamar(That's just mean.)

Jet James(What's wrong with Brett or Rhett? Normal names that sound similar and won't result in your kid getting beaten up everyday of his life.)

Ayden Silivia(Misspelled, but still a boy's name.)

Nivanette Lexis (Nivanette sounds like a cheap hairspray. Lexis is a stripper's stage name)

Bridttenelly Dayanarrie(A girl)(Her parents don't even know how to spell her name)

Aveness Halle(A girl)

Talan Raymond(He's either name for a bird's claw or that dude from Laguna Beach)

Bing Crosby(I am so not kidding)

Cinnamon Kaniyah(Her sister's name is Honee)

Cadyn Raymond(Misspelling his name won't change the fact that he'll have at least 5 other classmates with the name. Boys and girls)

Watson Charles (Can we say pretentious?)

Ayden Montana(A boy) (Couldn't they give him one decent name?)

Nixon Gage(Presidential surnames are big right now. Somehow I don't see this one catching on)

Campbell Walker (A girl! AHHHHHHHHHHH! What a crappy name for a girl)

Prince King'kingro(Ohhhkayy)

Tyelr Ryan(It's crappy Tyler misspelled)


Treydon Ricker(Trey, but crappier. Ricker?)

Jolene Cassidy(What a David Cassidy/Dolly Parton fan names her kid)

Bintzen Maddux(A boy. I'm guessing that Bintzen is a creative spelling of Benson?)
Cutter Ashton(Perfect name for the star of a slasher flick)
MacKenzie Brayden(One boy's name isn't manly enough for their baby girl)
Logan Elizabeth(Aww, isn't Logan kyoot for a girl?)
Telquavious De'Taun(Sounds like an exotic fish)
Tyler Giselle(Taylor is so dunzo for girls but Tyler is like hip y'all)
Renvy Dorenda(Weird)
Chansley Rose(She'll be called Chanse no doubt)
Swayze Jaymes(The only positive...it's a boy)
Kayleighonia Chevelle(Fun with vowels)
Jubilee Shianne(Destined to live in a trailer)
Logan Olivia(Parents take note. This one is going to the girls)
Sawyer(Another girl with a boy's name)
Jacquobi(Another girl)
Deuce Eziah(A boy with a stupid name. )
Kambryn Karis(A girl with a made up name)
Brynndelyn Grace
Logen(a girl)
Lynkyn( boy)
Mattyline Billie Hope (Hey y'all, I'm like destined to live in a trailer.)
Brayleigh Denise (Again with the donkey names)
Miami Kay (Mmmkaay)
Kenzington Dawn (A misspelled upper class area. How tacky)
Ninja Maddox (Yeah, I'm so not kidding.)
Bentleigh Madisen (Another pretentious name. We know you live in a trailer)
Myckael Anakyn (So dreadful)
Jaxon Grace (Yes, this is a girl. )
Wrigley Geraldine (Yep, another girl)
Jakeup (Not a form of hiccups.. It's a horrible version of Jakob/Jacob)
Casstor Memphis (So sad)
Kyndal Alistaire(Like Kyndal isn't bad enough, they had to give her another boy's name for her middle name. )
Im'unique (No you're not. You're parents are just stupid)
Nirvana(girl) (Named for an over rated band)

Kaystin Brae(A girl)
Hyde Kimball(a boy)
Tanner Tyler (pick an occupation and go with it!)
Chasen Miles (Who's chasing him?)
Pearson Alexis (A girl. Seriously, it's a girl)
Quantanaija Dijanae (Parents on drugs?)
Crimson Nicole (Named after her Daddy's favorite college team no doubt)
Graceyn Rae (Cause they can call her Gracey.. It's so different from Grace.)
Houston Shockley (Sounds like a racehorse)
Stiletto Monroe (A boy and I am so not kidding)

Now they're naming kids after....

Engines!

Hemi Kyndall (A girl)


Other crappy names:


Nico Elizabeth (Nico is not a girl's name!)


Daytona Rose (I'm guessing Daddy is a NASCAR fan )

Madigan (Like Madison only crappier)

Slaedyn Blue (This name makes me think of slaying blue dragons)

Mystery Veil(What she'll be wearing to hide her shame)

Mattingly and Chantelle(Twins girls. Looks like one was supposed to be a boy)

Ollie Mae (Sounds like something from the Beverly Hillbillies)

Tayden Reed (That's going to sound great on a man)

Raeden Leigh (This one is a girl)

Murphy Avery (A girl. ::shakes head:: )

Zepplyn Kyle (Will to go by Kyle. )

Anastyn Carlene (Another hillbillie?)

Runner Michael (Why not jogger? Jogging is very hip these days)

Braelin Lee(A boy)(Will go by Brae which is the sound a donkey makes(Bray)

Lake Adley(A boy. His brothers are Blake, Drake and Dylan. Want to guess which one has a different Daddy?)

Pachenz(A girl. I think they were going for patience)

Maddox McKinley (A girl. She's named after Mad oxen and a mountain)

Russia Angelle (Her sister is named Commie no doubt)

Kyler Ann(Like Kyle, but with the -er it's even kuter for a girl)

Poppy Moon(Couldn't tell if it was a boy or a girl. Doesn't matter though, does it?)

Pearlie Marie( As if Pearl wasn't ugly enough)

Gladysanna Evelyn( A newborn with a 90 year old's name)

Kowen Clinton(Named for a TV show and a crappy ex prez)

Ivieoghene Hanna(Yeah, I don't know what that is)

Gaylord DePriest(I don't even know what to say.)

Kennasyn(A girl)

O'hara Ann

Sunshine Breeze(A girl)

Katrina Marie Regina Storm

Swayzee Nicole

Echo Faith

Mystik Virginia

Chezney Jilette

Braedyn Ruby Sophia

Priest Emmanuel

Dragon Cade

Maddex Delena Rae(A girl)

Khyler Emerson

Morrison Heidi

Paghtyn(Supposed to be Peyton)

Iowa Skye(girl)

Brecker Scott

Payson Hub

Truth Cynmara-Cai

Rustin Franc

Amiracle Ciara

Crimson Jordan(boy)

Crimson Lei(girl)

Shelton Kayton(boy) His sisters are Logan and Mykel

Truley Alexis

Langley Gray(girl)

Ridge Stewart

Hudson Gabrielle

Tru Anne

Kelbre Elise

Drendalinn Aleece Skylyn

Dreyten Thomas

Hennessy Julia

Jensen June

Cashlin DeLane (A girl)

Hayden Belle (A girl)

Bliss Dean (A boy) (No, really. It's a boy. )

Tybee Holland (A boy)

Rockland Kohl

Indiana Scarlet

Mackenzey Sheyenne

Paulix Troy

Dossie James (A boy)

Graceson Rebecca

Tennessee Deacon

Skylynn Constantina

Novella Irene

Logic Alijah

Brayley Clifford

Bentley LaBella

Freedom Blessed (A girl)

Tiler Mae

Addielee Karma

Philadelphia Santee(A girl)

Tenacious Terrell(A boy)

Anakin Prince

Rustin Kendrick

Lexiebella Michelle

Hamington Gordon

Peaches Lareen

Whitaker Ellington

Sequoyah Joe(A boy!)

Brandilynn Tyler

Ireland Shea (A girl)

Tacoma John

Heavenly Grace Chanel

MaryJane Marie (Mary and Marie are the same the name! Morons!)

Kalifornia Yvonne (Born in CA. Her brothes are Karson and Kolton)

Honestee Linn

Race Allan (He's going to hate filling out forms.)

Serious Edward June (I don't know which is worse. Serious as a name or June on a boy. )

Mayson Grace (They were probably going for amazing grace. :::eye roll:::

Huxley Hunter (It doesn't flow and the names suck)

Murphy Laura (Murphy wouldn't even be a good name for a dog)

Finley Anais (Finley is not a girl's name!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Winsome Muriel (I hope she doesn't turn out to be repellant, repulsive, ugly, unappealing, or unnattractive. All antonyms for Winsome cause you know, it's a WORD name a name!)

Mabry Lynn(A girl) (Mabry is right up there with Murphy. )

Sooner Shea (A girl born in Oklahoma. Big surprise, I know. )

Skyace Grace (Can't figure out how to pronounce the first name.)

Kyenligh (Thay kneed huked ahn fahnikcs)

Weather (Not a mistake. )

Axtyn Ryan (This is a girl. )

Caston Griffith (Do they actually think Caston sounds nice?)

Abilene Suzanne (Another random city name)

Juice Madison (a girl)( Sounds like a football player from the 70s.)

Kelsen Marie (Another male name for a girl)

Wrangler Wayne (After the jeans or the occupation?)

Geffen Hill(A boy) (Is that where the record label is located?)

Desire Devine(File under: Her parents smoke crack category)

"Catcher" Charles William( I will never understand "names" like these. How can you call your child catcher? Is that what the parents want him to be when he grows up? What if he wants to be a pitcher? What if he sucks at sports?

Holbrook Irene Sargeant(Well, at least she has Irene to fall back on. )

Jespyn Aiden(A boy) (I don't have any idea what the heck a Jespyn is)

Elliot Rose(You can't make boy's names into girl's names just because you can get a feminine nickname out of it. GR!!!!!!!!! )

Cohen Bryce (Another obessed The OC fan)

Goldjen Lee(A girl) (Her Dad is Gold. I kid you not.)

Stellar Raine (Stella is a name. Stellar is a word. )

JhonathenRay Alan (What is wrong with Jonathan Ray Alan?)

Daxilee Laura(Yuck, just yuck!)

Symphany Brooklyn (The only thing worse than word names is misspelled word names)

Cotton Warren(I know this was a popular name during the civil war era. I don't understand why anyone would use this name now)

Duelette Ventura (She's ready to fight!)

Waverly Knekoal (I don't know which name is worse. BTW, Knekoal is Nicole)

Camden Mayley (Just your average male name on a girl.

Wrigley Lillian-Ciara (Cubs fans no doubt.)

Rocklynn Isaac(This child's Father actually passed down this name to him. )

Aruba Ali(Why do people name their kids after sad stories they hear on the news?)

Kitty Faye Lynn(Sounds like a table dancer from the 50s)

Empryss Romance(A future porn star)

Lestat Xavier(The name says it all)

Judge Allan(Named after a person that he'll probably being seeing a lot in his future

Freedom Rain(File this under the odd category)

Buck Thomas(Lets see how to make fun of this one. It rhymes with the "F" word. There is also Buck naked. I'm willing to bet he's named after the animal)

Ah'Marieanah Lynette(File under the my parents are morons category)

Au'jaugh'nae Janelle Octavia(See above)

Aalexsys Lillian-Marie(Ditto)

Hampton Adair(This is a baby girl. Listen up parents. Giving your daughter a male name does not make you sound cool or wealthy. We all know you live in a trailer)

An actual new post

Divine Angel(Wonder what her Mom will call her when she's angry with her)

Abcde Pauline(I always thought it was an urban legend. )

Sunlyte Jeweliana (There are no words...)

Heavenly Sky(See above)

Haize Joy (Someone needs to give the parents a dictionary)

Westyn Lynn(A girl)(How cute. Another boy name on a girl

A few crappy names

Manhattan Stephanie(Born in Indiana)

Major Bruce

Spring Brook(A girl, not a body of water)

Logan Marie

Hawken Michel(Someone actually thought Hawken would make a good name? wow)

Aydin Gracee (Misspelled boy's name with a misspelled middle name. Her parents went all out)

Blaiklen(It's a boy. Not sure if that is good or bad)

Kaylor Bethanie(How original. They change one letter of a popular name)

Khayton Allen(boy)(Maybe it's a bad spelling/typo for Clayton?)

Triplets: Shelby, Sheriton, and William (The boys always get better names)

Karsen Brooke(Another girl with a boy's name. )

Lawstin Chaos(His parents need to be punished severely)

Leightyn Nan(Another misspelled boy's name on a girl)

Brockway Wilson(Pretentious)

Legacie Anea(Hope she lives up to her name)

Ezra Gray(Pick up a bible! Ezra is not a female name. Neither is Gray, but whatever)

Severn Ann-Michelle(This one really shocked me. Severn is too masculine even for a boy. It sounds like a name for a romance novel character)

Constant Joy(::rolls eyes)

Thunder Blue (Not the name of a race horse. It's a baby boy)

Spirit MaKenzie (We got the spirit! Yeah, yeah. We got what what what etc)

The parents were on drugs category:


Shernereonce Dejanae(girl)
Zsa'kayvien Teshun (boy)
Delandionn Reyking Jr.
Blezz'yen Ajoi
Honesti Lenell
Tyger Lorenzo
Joyner Thomas
Sway Elise
Chardanaé Jazzie




The Ego Dad Category:

Chaseigh (Dad is Chase)
Brentley(A girl) Her Dad is Brent.



Too Close For Twins Names Category:
Quinton and Quincy




Girls with Boy's names category:
Foley Alana
Ramsey Lynn
Taylor Ryan
Tanner Danielle
Carson Rebecca

So bad it deserves its own entry

A couple in Texas named their son Chevrolet Ethan. They are calling him Chevy.

Juelz Nasir Savaught
(A boy. )
Lenux Michelle (How can anyone think "Lenux" makes a good name for girl?)

Caedmon Bronson(They're just making crap up now.

Grenlee(Just because it's used on a soap opera it's not a name!)

Lakyn Abbianna (More made up crap)

Kemper Brady (Kemper sounds like a dog's name)

Kaydanse Weslee Reese (I can't tell if it's a girl or a boy. Doesn't matter. :( )

Brogan Hope(How adorable! It's our precious daughter, the boot. A brogan is a boot! Morons!)

Jaksen Jaymes

McKenzie Niamkey(Well, at least it's a boy)

Ireland Ray(A girl)(See, it's not "unique". It's already been on here a few times)

Kelly-Jo Princess(Things I hate about this name: Kelly is male. Jo is hideous. Hyphens are hick. Princess is a dog's name)

Willow Wren (Is this a kid or or a bird that lives in willow trees? )

Logan Lily(Logan is such an ugly name for a girl)

Sawyer Olivia Ann(Does anyone else picture Paul Bunyan when they hear Sawyer?)

Tytan Eugene (Tytan is just mean. Tyler sucks, but it's better Tytan!)

Morrison James (Another surname for a first name. How long until we see it on girls?)

Bailey Smith (A girl)

Lexus Kay-Lee Marie (Named after a car her parents can't afford)

Braidyn Helene(Another misspelled boy's name on a girl)

Electra Kaye(Named after a stupid movie character)

Elliott Merante(The only thing worse than giving a girl a male name is when parent's call her by a female nickname. Why not name her Eleanor, Elisabeth, or just Ella?)

Stormie Mariah(Named after a horse)

Pyper Emelia(Change the spelling, but Pyper is still a hideous name)

Mecca MaryAnn (No explanation needed)

Mackenzie Woodrow(Yes, it's a girl)

Quynci Denise (Dad is Quincy)

Shady Lane Ellis(Do they know the full definition of Shady? 2. dishonest: probably dishonest or illegal
shady dealings with foreign investors)

Tillman Matthew(Destined to be a banker)

Kelby Gail(Another crap last name on a girl)

Sequoyah Jaden Blu(girl)

Henleigh(How cute. She's named after a t-shirt)

Alias Leo(Why would parents set their kid up for a lifetime of stupid jokes?)

Brezy Lee(girl)

Talon Vasher Levi

Klassic Rickel(girl)

Heyzyll(Translation:Hazel)

StellaSerendipitymoon(That's the way the name was written. It was password protected so I couldn't see if her name was even longer. )

Presley Rose(Obsessed Elvis fans? Doesn't matter if they aren't. People will think they are. By the way Mom and Dad, Presley is a not a female name. )

Roscoe Allen(Sounds like a dog's name)

Deighton Dale(A boy)

Shayleen Briel(Destined to work at a roadside diner)

Avaughna Jane Doris Mathilda(Well, Jane and Mathilda are nice...)

Deacon Arlis(Named after Reese and Ryan's son no doubt)

Chayse Marie(Misspelling a male name doesn't make it feminine!)

Jetty(Don't know if it's a boy or a girl. )

Tawni(Destined to be a stripper)

Kamden(Brothers:Kade,Carter)There names scream born in the 2000's)

Gracyn(girl)(The correct spelling is Gracin from Greyson/Grayson. Again, not a female name.)

Adyn(girl)(See above)

Kendrew Ryley(If you can't agree on one name, please don't combine them. Misspelling a name doesn't do anything but make you look stupid )

Hudson Rose(I cannot understand how anyone can think that Hud and Son combine to make a nice name for a girl. )

Teagan Rylan(girl)

Emerson Chanel(Oh look..She's got a surname for a first name and her middle name is a brand name. How classy.)

Darian Renee(Another boy's name on a girl)

Tierney Marie(Male and way too close to tyranny)

Coebin Blaine(What the heck is a Coebin?)

Shayde Hendrix(Parents like weed I think)

Ryler Beck(Put down the pipe!)

Amber-Rae Roselani(Amber-Rae is about as hick as it gets)

Colorado Babies With Crappy Names

Montanna Elizabeth
(Another stupid state name)
Shine James
(Shine? As in moonshine his Daddy loves so much?)
Kagen Michael

Inocencia Lynn
(I realize that this is probably an Ethnic name or a religious name. I still think it's terrible. )
Rune Alexander

Berkeley Jo
(Another girl with a hideous masculine name)
Jaymason Willis
(Translation: Jamison)
Macye Lynn
(Translation: Macie)
Gracyn Sara
(Another girl with a misspelled boy's name)
Pryce Kindt-Couture
(Yeah, it's a boy. That's all I know)
Reece and Kreityn
(Twin girls. One with a boy's name and the other apparently named Cretin.)
Samwise Delwyn
(Ok, listen up parents. If you don't like Samuel or Samson, just name your kid Sam. Please don't name him after a fictional character.)
Beck Skye
(He'll think it's as cool and unique as Mom and Dad do until they start calling him Becky)

Poor Little New York Babies

Bruckylynn (Don't even know what to say)

McKaylee(Kaylee supersized)

Bloom Yesenia(Bloom is weird)

Jhamez(I think it's supposed to be James)

M'ryah(Brothers:Anthony,Giovanni)

De'Ajahleke(boy)(Don't know what that is)

Shydone(Don't know the gender. I think he/she done being shy or something.??)

Daytona(boy)(NASCAR fan in New York?)

Neveah Miracle(The saddest "name" to ever hit the popularity charts. Heaven spelled backwards. )

Alexzandrya Johnasia(Simple way to improve this name. Alexandria Jane)


Skylee Belle (Because Skylee is so different from Kylee)

Paris Island(girl) (Is that a prison or a military base?)