Rocklynn Isaac(This child's Father actually passed down this name to him. )

Aruba Ali(Why do people name their kids after sad stories they hear on the news?)

Kitty Faye Lynn(Sounds like a table dancer from the 50s)

Empryss Romance(A future porn star)

Lestat Xavier(The name says it all)

Judge Allan(Named after a person that he'll probably being seeing a lot in his future

Freedom Rain(File this under the odd category)

Buck Thomas(Lets see how to make fun of this one. It rhymes with the "F" word. There is also Buck naked. I'm willing to bet he's named after the animal)

Ah'Marieanah Lynette(File under the my parents are morons category)

Au'jaugh'nae Janelle Octavia(See above)

Aalexsys Lillian-Marie(Ditto)

Hampton Adair(This is a baby girl. Listen up parents. Giving your daughter a male name does not make you sound cool or wealthy. We all know you live in a trailer)