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Friday, March 12, 2010

Not sure how to pronounce most of these..

 Chey'Renaee
An'Tahniyah
Dai'Mun 
U'nique
R'Riyon 
Elite
MiiKing 
Raydyn
Riot
Maklin
Peysen
Jae'Mykel
A'Milliyonia
Chrisshy'Rah
Synceer Lee

Sunday, March 07, 2010

Narcissism!

I read an interesting article about why parents choose "unique" names for their children. Some say it's a form of narcississim. I agree to an extent. I think the parents who give their children "unique" names for the sole purpose of their children standing out are narcissistic. The parents are only thinking of themselves. They are not thinking about the child. I am especially annoyed with parents who name their children after their favorite TV characters, singers, comic book heroes, etc.. It's like they need other people to see how "cool" or "unique" they are. FYI to all of you narcissicists: We don't care! You're not cool. Grow up! Give your children names that they can live with. If you want to show the world how creative or unique you are, write a book. Write a song. Paint. Name a dog. Name a Sim.  Think of the children!
DISCLAIMER: I am not talking about normal names that might be uncommon like an Elsa or Lev. I'm talking about your  Davey'ahn'tae's, McKintaylorson's, Starli's, etc

Saturday, March 06, 2010

Word Names, TV Names, and Bad Twin Names

 Caidynse
Kaydentz
(How many different ways is there to spell a stupid name?

Sereignity
(At first I thought the parents were illiterate.. Then I saw reign in the middle of the name and decided it was probably intentional)
 Cage
(What is the appeal? I don't get it)

Kiptyn 
(Oh cute.. He was named after an idiot on one of his Mom's favorite reality shows.(The Bachlorette Season 5(Kiptyn Locker)
Sekret 
(It's like the deodorant only misspelled)
Joh'Vier 
(Give him something he can work with.)
CashMir 
(You know it's a bad name when I'm happy that he has Cash as a potential nickname.)
Caprica
(More people naming their children after TV shows.)

Tiger
(Not really the best role model anymore.)

Heyloe Miangella
(Halo would be bad enough. Why give this poor child a misspelled word as a name?)

Craifon Ro'che linale
(I'm not sure what they were going for.)

Heavenli Myajia Michelle
(Can you imagine telling people your name is Heavenli?)
Mar-Yona and Tiyona
Sun'D'ada and Sonada
Za'Miyah and Za'Niyah
(I hate matching twin names. I really hate madeup, ugly matching twin names with apostophes and hyphens.)

 

Thursday, March 04, 2010

I'm shocked

This one actually shocked me. It's so bad! I don't even know what to say. What is the thought process behind a name like this? Why give a child an angry name? I don't get it. It's a girl btw.

Phurious LaFaye!

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Unusual Names from Alberta, CA!

Ericlindross was an NHL player. I actually like Presley. Too bad people think it's a girl's name in the U.S.
For girls, unusual names included Albertarose, Amazyn, Mischiefs, Peanut, Twinkle, and Whysper, according to Service Alberta.
Celebrity influenced boy's names included Presley, Viggo, Orlando, Costello, Ledger, Obama, and even an Ericlindross.
Hollywood influenced girls names included Grace-Kelly, Lennon and Sigourney.

Monday, March 01, 2010

March is here!

The social security list of popular names from 2009 should be out soon. I can't wait to see what kind of hideous names made the list this year. I found a few interesting names while browsing the net tonight. Enjoy!

Azpyn
Kysin
Ceattle




 
 

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Embarrassing Names!

Tim Burr made me LOL!

So here is the list of Britain's most bizarre names:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/815089-britains-most-embarrassing-names-revealed-in-new-survey

Barb Dwyer
Pearl Button
Hazel Nutt
Ray Gun
Helen Back
Stan Still
Jo King
Lee King
Terry Bull
Mary Christmas
Max Power
Paige Turner
Sonny Day
Tim Burr
Teresa Green
Will Power
Anna Sasin
Chris Cross
Doug Hole
Justin Case
Barry Cade

Friday, February 26, 2010

 Brailei
(This one reminds me of reading for the blind and Hawaii)
Dair'Yell
(Don't you dare yell at my baby girl!)
London-'Doir
(So classy! Her Mom probably has no idea where London is.)
Chemberli
(I'm guessing it's Kimberly..)
R'Jay
(I really thought this was a boy until I saw her picture.)
Amillion Leandrew 
(A million what?)
Scottie Elaine
(I would love to know the thought behind this one. How can anyone like Scottie for a girl? )
Sch'Lawn La'Nique
(I can't decide if this worse than the name I saw on The Maury Povich show today. A woman was named Shy'Oosh. )
Jad'arrius Deontay
(Jad is so rad!)
Kyng Jaiden-LaKeyth 
(Great, now we're even misspelling the pretentious title names)
King Micahlyn Ty'Cortious
(I couldn't believe Micahlyn was a boy)

Saturday, February 20, 2010

I think it's amusing when people send me negative comments that state that I must be a loser with no life to waste my time on this blog. If that is true, what does it say about you? That you have so little time to waste posting your angry comments to a loser like me. LOL! This blog is fun for me. I'm not an angry person. Some of the people who have sent me angry and threatening comments need anger management class. To the haters.. defend these horrible names! I dare you! LOL!


Girls:

Ah'Lure
(Great name for a stripper!)
Jaxyn
(So darling on a girl. Right? ::gags::)
Mandolin
(I wonder if the parents know what a mandolin is)
Gentrey
(I wonder her parents know what a gentry is)


Boys:
Lestat
(I can't believe someone would actually name their child after a famous vampire.)
Versace
(Named for clothes his parents probably can't afford.)
Zy'Aryk
(I bet he goes by Aryk and changes the spelling to Erik when he's older.)
Rowdy
(This one never fails to amuse me. I cannot imagine a grown man called Rowdy.)




Friday, February 19, 2010

It's Heaven sent angel spelled backwards!

Nevaeh Legna Tnes That is what a teen girl on The Maury Povich show wanted to name her baby. It might have been Nevaeh Tnes Legna. Does it even matter? LOL Lets hope she doesn't get pregnant for 10 years. Maybe her taste in names will change before then.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Valentine's Day! I can't wait to read the names of babies born on this day. We'll no doubt have babies name Angel, Angelo, Angelina, Heaven, Lovely, Heartlie, Heartlyn and other sugary sweet names that will be sure to embarrass the children when they are old enough to realize how stupid their names are. Here are some equally stupid names for you to enjoy....




Dell'Wayne

A'Lyus

Tre'Air

Latavious

Gryffin

Sire

Kayleighjo

Epic

Taydem

Jah'Khy and Bre'Ohn

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Month Names

I've noticed an unusually high number of girls being given month names. I'm not talking June or May. I'm talking Oktober, December, November.. Where is it coming from? yuck!


Slayton
Kaydenze
Rileighanna
Freeshard
Dawsyn
Tawney
Memori
De'Montreon
Jaykayden
Ma'Lyric
Zylee
Kallison
Jazzibell
Sylice
Auybree
Taidum
Hunt
Brighten
Royal
Kiptyn
Brytenne
Brinsley
Harlem
Ethynn
Madden
Emyrson
Maegwin
Ji'Lon
Graisyn
Goldyn
Emberleigh
Earbella
DaJe'Nayah
Tanndyn
AndiJoe
Storii
Priestlyn (Her Dad's name is Priest! LOL!)
Imagine D'nicole
Ke'Oauntae Jamal
Lovelee Amiliana
Diy-Nastee' Sherril Monique'

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Why do girls always have uglier names than boys?

Clemson
(It's not cool to name your kid after a team. )
Jezsarae
(I think something got lost in translation)
Cache
(CASH or cash 'a"? Either way it's dumb.)
Kenasyn
(What's next? Mykalsen? Wilsyn?)
Heavenlyn Myree
( yuck!)
Lybyrti Mikkel
(Hideous spelling/atrocious name)
Brennan Faith
(It's never cute to give a girl a male name)
Ryan Kate
(See above)
Maclyn Grace
(MASE lyn? MACK lyn? Gaggin!)
D'Coreyian King
(Well, he can always go by Corey)
Anistyn Raylee
(Tragic.)
Royalty Latonia
(I really hate the "royal" names trend)
Tiger Cason
(I bet the parents are already regretting this name)
Saint Desiree
(I guess the old standards Princess and Queen weren't good enough)
A'Ladreyianna Robyn I'Dreal
(I be the Mom doesn't remember how to pronounce this one either.)

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

First post of the new year!

Taydym
Mi'Kynlei
Kesleigh
LaMon'Tae
Paradyce
Choyce
Eastin
Legion
Nalidge

Phearious
Inelaysiales
Love'Ian
Xyliegha
Greenly
McKailyn
Jha'Nayla
King Zah'Miere
Luxuree Lanaye
Ya'Veghnta
Eri'Yon
JaDiamond
Imperial
Kismet
Jaydon and Jaylon
Dey'on and Dey'ondre
Kyle and Kylee

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

some more ugly names from 2009


Island
Keyden
Re-Unna
Diveagh
Makendra
Maycin
Jacoy
Madicyn
Paicen
Kambee
Jaystin
Blaidyn
Heiress
Fornandoe
Khlowie
Payden
Paelyn
Dyce
Myleigh
Skylyn
Keygin
Breyley
Bristyl
Lynnze
Audumn
Cypress
Keighlen
Myrandah
Karagen Jamie
Shy'Anne Nevaeh
Makadynce Kimora Nicole
Envy Dakota Monae
Tycin Mykel James
A'Vyonna Phroette Majessica
Dynasti and Dyamond
Bran'davion and Brand'tavion

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Worst Names of the Year!

It's so difficult to choose only one bad name so I chose two. One boy name and one girl name. And the winners, er losers are..... Spartecus and Im'Unique Queen. These two gems were a recent find. I went back over the older posts and couldn't find any names that were this bad. I can't imagine what kind of a life a child named Spartecus or I'm Unique Queen will have. What a great year it was for bad baby names. I can't wait for the most popular names of the year list to come out. That list should provide a few names for this blog. Merry Christmas everyone!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

A new name post !


Stryder
(Wasn't this a character from from a movie?)



Spartecus
(This kid was a junior. You'd think his Father would know better)


Annistin
(Naming your kid after a celeb is lame. It's even more lame when it's misspelled)

Cutter
(Is it possible that some people aren't aware that a cutter is someone who cuts themselves?)

Sheigh
(Ugh)

Ja'Barious
(An ugly, disease sounding name)

Cambryn
(What is this?)

Jo'Rae
(NoWay!)

Synsere
(y? just y?)

Bone
(So mean!)

Jezzadair
(File under bizarre)

Dodge
(So tuff, y'all!)

Zadyn
(When is this trend going to die?)

Henley
(Is this a new trend? Naming kids after clothes?)

Griffin Rian
(Yeah, this is a girl..)

Parker Grace
(This grace makes it feminine, I guess)

Pharoah Khyron
(Pathetic)

Raedyn Jacklyn
(Oh God...)

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

These are truly horrible

A'Miley

E'Mlli'yon

A'dyn

Paedyn

A'Kennedy

E'gypt

Im'Unique Queen

Matyx Prezleigh

X'ayvion Zai'Rie




Saturday, December 05, 2009

Today's list


Lynnix

(How can anyone think that sounds cute for a girl?)

Zaydin
(At least it's not another Kayden, right?)

Kenzleigh
(This name is pure fug!)

Falcon
(This is the second boy named Falcon I've seen recently. Are people actually naming their kids are idiot reality stars? )

Kash'Mir
(Cuz, it's like classy or something)

Je'Navious
(Names that end in -ious always sound like diseases to me)

Hagen
(Sounds like a comic book villian)

Arayvious
Von'Travius
(More "disease" names)

Aviy'Awna Yevette
(Aviana would have been semi normal)

Memfiss Fay
(I really don't know if this is a girl or a boy. Memfiss looks ridiculous)

Kyndale Nykole
(I wonder if they are still pronouncing this name like Kendall Nicole. With this spelling it would be pronounced KYN dale NY kohl. ugh. Spelling matters. When you change spelling, you sometimes change pronunciaiton)

Divine Prophetia
(Sounds like a new miracle baldness drug)

Titan and Stone
(They'd better be as tough as their names because you know they will get harassed in school.)

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

a short list..


Kobie
(It's bad enough for a boy..)

Marliegh
(That speling doesn't even make sense)

Lakenzie
(Oh no.. Is this the next trend? Lakenzie, Jakenzie, Takenzie.. ugh)

Aaleigh
(Wwhy?)

Bradie
(gags)

Treylee
(Probably named after her Dad. I'm surprised it's not spelled Treyleigh)

Juzzton
(I think it's supposed to be Justin)

Cayson
(Cuz son is so, like feminine, right?)

Sun Shine
(It was written this way, with the space. Weird)

Kneeland
(I don't understand why someone would put a body part in their kid's name)

Civic
(Named after a crappy car?)

Ty'Kevius
(Sounds infectious)

Dazzalin
(So embarrazzin)

Klairity
(I hate random words as names. Especially when they are misspelled)

Patton
(This one just oozes femininity)

Bray
(Bray is the sound a donkey makes.)

Araejalynn
(Well..she can go by Rae, I guess)

Ayden Mae
(I really hate the "ayden" trend.)

Serenity My-Angel
(::vomits::)

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving!

Just the usual crop of girls with boy's names and the randomly bizarre...

Hadison
Caidyn
Logan
Masyn
Breklyn
Xaybreon
Austyn
Dodge
Haize
Americus
Myleigh
Kelceigh
Remington
Chyler
Karsyn
Breighlyn
Halston
Falcon

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Is this real life?

I can't believe these names. A few are ok, but the majority of them are horrendous. A woman is pregnant with her 14 th child and will keep having children until she has twins or triplets.



Patrick – named after Sara's grandmother's surname of Patrick

Stephen -- named after his father

Malachai – named after a character in the horror film, Children of the Corn

Peppermint – named after mints she craved during pregnancy

Echo – named after a group of eco-campaigners who Stephen met during a job at work

Eli – named after another character in the film, Children of the Corn

Rogue – named after a character in the film, X-Men

Frodo – named after a hobbit in the film, The Lord of the Rings

Morpheus – named after a character in film, The Matrix

Artemis – named after a book character, Artemis Fowl

Blackbird – named after a gathering of blackbirds which flew onto Sara's lawn

Baudelaire – named after the Baudelaire orphans which featured in Lemony Snicket's film, A Series of Unfortunate Events

Voorhees – named after serial killer, Jason Voorhees in the horror movie, Friday The 13th

http://www.bvblackspin.com/2009/11/24/woman-pregnant-with-14th-child-will-keep-going-until-she-has-twi?icid=main|main|dl2|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bvblackspin.com%2F2009%2F11%2F24%2Fwoman-pregnant-with-14th-child-will-keep-going-until-she-has-twi

Monday, November 23, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving!

Clarke

Tayden

Bronx

Chace

Kaisley

Tyden

Cube

Knowledge

Sirennetey Alyce

Haviland Ryan

Honesti Sheri

Adyansti Elise

Ellasyn Nicole

Campbell Annslie

Berklee Quinn

Dodge Owen

Hurley Kennidie

Henlee Sue

Saylor Blake

Karsyn Lily

R'Jameion Dwayne La'James

Monday, November 09, 2009

Temper
(You know she will have one)
Royale
(A future match for In'Veigh?)
Cambridge
(They'll probably called her Cammi or Bridget. What's wrong with just naming her Bridget or Camile?)
Mysterie
(::sigh::)
Dea'Shawyn
(It's very on trend in the bad baby name world. It contains an apostrophe and the ever popular "y".)
Anakin
(Also saw an Anaken)

Xalicya
(Looks like an ingredient in a beauty product)
Kembri
(What is this?)
Bronc
(It's not cute to name your kids after animals)
Tuff
( He'd better be with a name like that.)
Drayden
(So different from the 10 million other names that contain -ayden)
Legaci
(That's a lot to live up to)
Legend
(Maybe they can get married some day?)

Lovelyn May
(Well..at least May is a cute name.)
In'Veigh Jacquetta
(What a sad excuse for a name)
Admire Rae
(What is with this command names?)
Eayston and Riyder
(This one made me sick. They have twin girls and can't think of one female name to give them. Why do people insist on giving girls misspelled male names? It doesn't make the name feminine. It makes the parents look illiterate.)

Monday, October 19, 2009

No Falcons here but their parents are turkeys!

Serenidee
Slyder
McKynzie
Bennett
Jaxsyn
Kaytlee
Channing
Cartavious
Lakely
Passion
Dynesti
Z'andrious
Jentri Grace
Saxton Leigh
Ga'Maya Ja'Nae
Memphis Laurel
Bre'Sean Rayland
Landree Lee
Desarayee Marie
Beautiful Zelest
Hennessy Hope
Cutter Ray
Brittley Taylor
Logan Brooke
Tambree Kaye
Brezil Joyce
Laythyn Anthony
Kal-El Kenneth
Brynley Reese
De'Qorien Alonte
Soveyra Norvell
Ar'Rianna Alexus
Rendyn Lea

Thursday, October 01, 2009

beauty pageant names again

Is there some kind of rule that you can't be in a pageant unless you have a crap name?

This one pageant that aired on TLC had girls named Sunshine, Journey, Baleigh, McKenzie, Carsten and the worst.. Kragen. Kragen is just about the ugliest name I can think of. It doesn't even remotely sound attractive.

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Kaysen
J'viree
Jaydeeus
Bronxz
Mimoree
Beautiful
LonDenn
Blayze
Starling
A'dyn
Jynsyn
Major
Brodie Adriann
Ashalei Rena
Amairani Monet
Campbell Reese
Tah'Jah Ja'Quan
Tank Charles
Royalty Daevon
Bradley Faith
Jah'Dyn Enjoli Monae
McKayla MiCole
Qua'Niyzah D'Nae
Sa'Riyah LaTrise
Aydann Claire
Elliott Parker
Brynnan Lee

Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Little Sparrow

To the woman who commented that Braylee is unique.. It's not. I've seen it spelled Braylee, Braylie, Brayli, Braelee etc

Now, to the big news of the day..

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have named their son Sparrow James Midnight Madden. Does anyone like Sparrow? I think it's horrible. A sparrow is a weak little bird. And the sister is named Harlow. I'm sensing a trend. Suggestions for a sibling: Bow, Glow, Afterglow, Arrow, Bungalow, Elbow, Hollow, Marshmallow, Wheelbarrow, and my favorite.. Shallow.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Tymber
(That's just mean)

Destreasure
(Suggestions for sisters.. De'Pearl, De'Diamond)

Madden
(Definition of Madden:To anger of infuriate. To make insane)

Ampraige
(Wut?)

Khy-Lee
(Hyphens are a good way to make a stupid name even dumber)

Annason
(Why add the -son? Is she a son of Anna? Hello?)

Jauslyn
(Such a dumb spelling)

Traytin
(Well, at least he can go by Tray)

Sir'Darius
(Darius is a fine name. Sir is ridiculous)

Sargent
(Sounds like a dog's name)

Audtum
(I don't even know what to say about this one)

Adecyn
(I think this is supposed to be Addison)

Lilly'n
(Way to ruin a nice name)

Ah'onsty
(wow)

AikLyne
(Who actually thinks this sounds pretty?)

Cutter
(Lets hope he doesn't grow up to be one)

Ja'Caleb
(Ja'lame!)

BillieGene
(A Jackson tribute ,perhaps? lol)

KINGBre'yon
(It was actually spelled like that.)

Kingston Taylor
(They should have just named her We'wanted Aboy?)

Rage Elizabeth
(I don't understand why anyone would use Rage as a name.)

Kayden Bowen
(So feminine!)

Zal'Veunnie McCole
(Another one for the wut files)

Drezalynn Kay
(Yuck!)

Knowledge David
(I hope he gains more than his parents apparently had.)

Bradie Grace
(Bradie is super fem when spelled with an -ie)

Sarinity My-Angel
(Gross!)

Zay'Lyn and Tay'Lyn
(Mean!)

Tait and Rian
(Twin girls and neither one gets a female name.)

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Names sent to me by a reader

Thank you, Sara! These names are truly horrible. LOL

(Girls)
Avaree

Kandyce
Taytym
Nicohle
Fayth
Camdyn
Paxtyn
Rileigh
Lhylie
Kortnei
Kaylei
Rylei
Teighlor
Nayomi
Trinitee
Trinidy
Jazmynn
Laykin
Jewl
Charleigh
Cortlynn
Shakeila
Passion
Treasure
Fanta
PatienceLee
Lyfe Nyessiah Kenya
Ahnestly Love
Dezzaray Alice Queen
Makynlee Grace
Italie Keylia Janee
Peyton Mackanzee
Cerenity Monae
Jaycee Madelyn
Kalleigh Jayde
Braylin Dee
Alaynah Kaylene
Zuzu Ruby
Unique Jayanna
MyQueen Miesha
Nre'Aun Jai'Lyn
Supir'ear Elise
Ah'dream Marie
ArSha'ri

(Boys)
Kazyn
Tayt
Brezdyn
Keyveion
Landyn
Braedyn
Jaymisen
Kristhian
Jaydyn
Maylin
Laythan
Miklyn
Adyn
Tink Tavon
Mar'L
Ca'che
Da'jota
Jhy'Renn
Dezmond

Friday, August 07, 2009

Finley for a girl

Another celebrity has named his daughter Finley. It's a D-List celeb, but it still makes headlines. Daniel Baldwin and his wife Joanne named their daughter Finley Rae. Angie Harmon and her husband have a daughter named Finley Faith. The name Finley was never on the popularity charts for girls until celebs started using this name. When a celeb uses a name, it's destined to become popular unless it's something totally bizarre like Apple or Bandit. I hate seeing Finley on a girl. It's not feminine. It's not cute. It's definitely not unique. The name went up 200 places on the popularity charts in one year. If Finley becomes super popular for girls you can cross off any "Finn" names for boys. So please, anyone who is a fan of these names for boys don't let your friends and family name their daughters Finley. Don't forget to mention popularity. Back it up with proof if you must. http://www.ssa.gov/cgi-bin/babyname.cgi. Parents like to claim that they love Finley for a girl because it's soooooooooo unique. Prove to them that it isn't and help them make a better choice for their child. You will also help save the "Finn" names for the boys.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

More Pageant Names

Names from TLC'S Toddlers and Tiaras(Before any crazy pageant Moms attack me.. I am making fun of the names, not the kids. The kids are adorable)

Kragen
Rylan
Sparkal (Sparkle? wtf?)
Jadyn
Kaleigha
Makynli

Friday, July 24, 2009

Another new post!

Pa'Niyah
(The "NY ah" sound is very hot in girl names these days. The apostrophe is for decoration, I guess)

Flexx
(I hope he lives up to his name and becomes a bodybuilder. You kind of limit a kid's options with a name like that. Can you imagine a Doctor named Flexx?

Nixsen
(It's like Nixon only it contains extra letters and is misspelled because that makes it feminine for a girl. )

Monroe
(It's so unique to give male names to girls. Wow!)


Kadison
(It's like a hideous combo of Kayden and Madison)

Slayte
(Slate always reminds me of The Flintstones)

Oaklie
(Why is this name becoming popular? I don't get it. )

Maehkenzie
(I hope they are pronouncing it MAY kenzie because that is how it's spelled.)

Primus
(I feel so sad for this child. Why would someone name their child after a robot from a stupid movie based on an 80's cartoon?)

Graylie
( Sounds like a new type of animal species. )

Cylee
(Ugh. Is this SIGH lee or KY lee? gag me)

Tasker
(I wonder how many wiseguys will ask this kid if it's short for Multi-tasker)

Mylee
(Please stop. It's not cute. It's sad)

Ellason
(Great..now they are adding son to legit girl names)

Baracko
(Named for the horrible "President".)

Onesty
(stupidity)

Dezni
(I can't figure out if they were going for Destiny or Disney)

Sugar
(Destined to be a waitress or a stripper)

Landis
(Not cute on a girl. Sorry)

Brylind
(What's wrong with Bryan?)

Dezarai
(I think it's supposed to be Desiree)

Blade
(Great.. Now they are naming boy's after weapons.)

Magnum
(P.I. or like the condom?)

Kydyn
(Not to be confused with all of the kids named Kayden)

Shade
(Why not Wade or Cade?)

Fah'Nerius
(This one is plain stupid!)

Lennon
(I don't care if you like the Beatles. Lennon is not a name for a girl)


McKendal
(Mclame)

Z'Corey
(Why do people add random letters and apostrophes to normal names?)

D'Miracle
(Oh l'ord)

Kirkley
(gross!

Turner
(so unique!)


Cor'n
(I think they were going for Corinne, but it's just corn with an apostrophe)

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

My name is not Jane!

I love how people try to bash my name when they comment on this blog. I've said many times that Jane isn't my name. I love the name Jane, but it's not my name. I also love my real name, but I am not putting it on this blog. It's a classic, biblical name. It's 100% feminine. It's the perfect type of name for a girl. Responses to some of the fan comments:

I am pretty sure my daughters name is on the list...I am not offended...We have completly different taste....JANE is probably the very last name on the planet I would pick. Also, being a kindergarten teacher I like when kids have different names...instead on having six Michelle's in the class.....However I am a little creeped out about how you got my daughters name and middle name combination. I would like to thank you....I am find lots of names for my second baby!

How old are the kids in your kindergarten class? Michelle is not a popular name for 5 year olds. Your class is probably full of kids named Madison, Mackenzie, Kaydence, Tyler, Jayden, Austyn, and Dakotah. I get most of the names from on line web nurseries where parents give their permission for the names and photos to be posted. I do not post last names or pictures. Unless the name is truly atrocious, like a He'ven'ly Ayn'gell Prin'Cess.. I doubt your child is the only one with that name. I see the same first and middle combinations over and over again.


I have two children with unusual names Kamea and Kinzyn and I get the most compliments on there names!!! People say what is her name or what is his name and I tell them and they are like awww that is a really cute name I like that!!!! yeah I would never name my kid something that someeone in the 50's 60's or 70's thats for sure I want my kid to know that I am talking to them in a crowd of people not yelling lisa or tim and 10 kids come running

People aren't going to tell you to your face how awful your kid's names are. That's what the internet is for. Who gives their kid's names from the 50's, 60's and 70's? If you yell out Lisa or Tim in a crowd you'd most likely see people in the 40s and older turning their heads. You can name your kid whatever you like, but don't post the name on the internet unless you want people to make fun of it.


yeah... just so you know... my name is Kynslee Niccole... yeah... so i guess my name is shameful...
My name is amazing!!!
it took my mom and dad a long time to figure out my name and mom was singing in church and Kingsley was in the song she was singing, so she changed it up and my father chose my middle name... i was a gift from God, as was my name. Just because you don't like people's names, doesn't mean you have to make an entire site dedicated to how much you don't like them saying they are bad baby names....
You're a downright bitch!
Get over your plain name...
i think you're just jealous.

Funny, I don't remember Kynslee being in the bible. I don't think God would have such bad taste. Biblical names are beautiful for the most part. Kynslee is a misspelled, surname. FYI, it's a male name.


FUG YOU!!!! What do you know about names....what are your kids names? Lisa, Jason and Jacob??? Very unique and BORING!!!! Such as yourself...you have nothing else to do but to make such a stupid site up. LOOSERS>>>>> What is your name...Is it Richard? Or rather Dick?

Why is everyone obsessed with the name Lisa? LOL! Looser? If you're going to insult me, at least try to spell it right. FYI, Jacob is a nice name but I am not crazy about it. Jason is too 70s. Lisa is too 60s.

A short list of ugly names for my fans:

Tyzlie-Rae
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Bre'Asia
Cam'ren
Ja'Siyah
SynCere
Laekyn
Tyde
Berklee
Ryce
Cashton
Maison
Riglee







Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Kamdyn
(Did you know that adding a "y" makes a name girly? I wonder if that works for any name or is it just trendy surnames? Why not Willyam or Thomyss?)

Raedon
(I'm guessing the parents have never heard of Radon)

Bryten
(She will brighten up your day!)

Demsey
(Wut?)

Dash
(Cute name for a dog!)

Drayssen
(Not to be confused with all of the millions of Jaydens)

Blaizzer
(Named for Daddy's favorite truck)

Civil
(I wonder if they meant Sybil?)

Cache
(Not sure if this is better or worse than Cash)

Rook
(hmm.. Maybe it will become a hit for girls like Brooke)

Manhatten
(You know they are going to call her Hattie. Why couldn't they just name her Hattie or Harriet?)

Breckyn
(That brecks my heart)

Macksten
(ugh, just ugh)

Troxell
(Sounds like a prescription drug)

Jayhden Delayh
(What is with the random "h's?" I think "H" is the new "y".)

Major Mario
(This one makes me LOL. It sounds like a new super mario game)

Ja'Kaylin Niki
(Because the "Ja" makes it classy)

Zayley Rae
(Zayley is so original. It's like Haylie and Kaylee but with a Z)

Johnnie Grace
(How about Jimmie Faith for sister?)

Infinity Gene
(Sounds like a gene that makes you live forever)

Kai'd Giselle
(Cade? KUH dee? I don't get this one)

Preslee Marie
(Presley is sadly becoming a hot name for girls. I've seen it spelled Preslie, Presli, and Presleigh)

D'Juan Lafayette
(This one sounds hilarious! It's like a Spanish lover in a spoof movie about Spanish heroes)

Ashbee Justyne
(Gross!)

Talon Jack
(A talon is a bird's claw!)

D'Era Michelle
(Named after her Mom's favorite washing powder?)

Jay'Len Dwight
(I hate apostrophes)

Miley Kaytlynn
(How sad)

Dani Jo
(So fem!)

Kerrigan Michaela
(Nancy called. She wants her surname back)

Everleigh James
(James is not cute on a girl so stop it right now! Everleigh is stupid.)

Jomesicia Marie
(At least there aren't any apostrophes)

Kingston J'Air
(Dangit!)

Blakely Shay
(Another super fem name for a girl)

Pearson Elizabeth
(Grr!)

Tre'Kevion Dashaun
(At least he can go by Tre)

Eneveii Kenyata
(I think that's meant to be envy)

Xa'Myriyah Ka'Mora-Lynn
(That's only one baby.)

Thursday, July 02, 2009

Names sent to me by a reader

Thank you, Sara! These names are truly bad.

Kylelyn Kennedy
Brynlee Robyn
Joleen Aileen
Braylen Kaimana
Alakade Shannon Baloo
Greysen Jade
Camryn Rylee
Chrysanthemum
Tanker Tyler
Day'ante Damar
Mickenzie Jaine
Sweden LittleFeather
Chieyann Lea
Lyndsy McKayla
Gia'Vana Anae
Nyaelah Amunet
Devynn Marie
Chastelyn Maria
Mariyah Analize
Ritter Logan Kash
Marlijayde Starr
Aliyjah Da'Lyjor
Destinii Unique
Kingston GerMajesty
Jha'Lil Daishaun
Ty'Icka Ja'Myrah
Graycin Avery
Kyndal Paige
Bethany Skyy-Ann
Caedman Alexzander
Karlee Madisyn
Cullen Beatrice
Saylor Gale
Ferron Wylder
Bryleigh Hope
Kingzton
Paradise Danyale(boy)
Paden Read
Payton Na'Sus-Kaylyn
Sean Alyxzander
J'Kylin SinCere
Eastyn Micha
Maddyn Casey
Honestii L'Mya
Kamdyn Nicole
Joysen Christpher
Gdre'Asia Arlene
Jaymen Olivia
Malaysia Brenae
Kaidyn Brooke
Jon'Nique Tariah-Nicole
Carleigh Loving
Macaylee Elizabeth
Javieynna ZaCorra Love
Graylee Michele
Akilious Warren
Temperance Annalyce
K'dyn Maree
Kinlynn Elaine
Skylin Marie
Brynnleigh Rayne
Ahlana Jaide
N'Isaiah Antwain
Karsyn Brooke
Zykeriah
Camryn Isaiah
Xzavion De'Michael
Jeramyah William
Twilyte