Pa'Niyah
(The "NY ah" sound is very hot in girl names these days. The apostrophe is for decoration, I guess)
(The "NY ah" sound is very hot in girl names these days. The apostrophe is for decoration, I guess)
Flexx
(I hope he lives up to his name and becomes a bodybuilder. You kind of limit a kid's options with a name like that. Can you imagine a Doctor named Flexx?
(I hope he lives up to his name and becomes a bodybuilder. You kind of limit a kid's options with a name like that. Can you imagine a Doctor named Flexx?
Nixsen
(It's like Nixon only it contains extra letters and is misspelled because that makes it feminine for a girl. )
(It's like Nixon only it contains extra letters and is misspelled because that makes it feminine for a girl. )
Monroe
(It's so unique to give male names to girls. Wow!)
(It's so unique to give male names to girls. Wow!)
Kadison
(It's like a hideous combo of Kayden and Madison)
Slayte
(Slate always reminds me of The Flintstones)
(It's like a hideous combo of Kayden and Madison)
Slayte
(Slate always reminds me of The Flintstones)
Oaklie
(Why is this name becoming popular? I don't get it. )
(Why is this name becoming popular? I don't get it. )
Maehkenzie
(I hope they are pronouncing it MAY kenzie because that is how it's spelled.)
(I hope they are pronouncing it MAY kenzie because that is how it's spelled.)
Primus
(I feel so sad for this child. Why would someone name their child after a robot from a stupid movie based on an 80's cartoon?)
(I feel so sad for this child. Why would someone name their child after a robot from a stupid movie based on an 80's cartoon?)
Graylie
( Sounds like a new type of animal species. )
( Sounds like a new type of animal species. )
Cylee
(Ugh. Is this SIGH lee or KY lee? gag me)
(Ugh. Is this SIGH lee or KY lee? gag me)
Tasker
(I wonder how many wiseguys will ask this kid if it's short for Multi-tasker)
(I wonder how many wiseguys will ask this kid if it's short for Multi-tasker)
Mylee
(Please stop. It's not cute. It's sad)
(Please stop. It's not cute. It's sad)
Ellason
(Great..now they are adding son to legit girl names)
(Great..now they are adding son to legit girl names)
Baracko
(Named for the horrible "President".)
(Named for the horrible "President".)
Onesty
(stupidity)
(stupidity)
Dezni
(I can't figure out if they were going for Destiny or Disney)
Sugar
(Destined to be a waitress or a stripper)
(I can't figure out if they were going for Destiny or Disney)
Sugar
(Destined to be a waitress or a stripper)
Landis
(Not cute on a girl. Sorry)
(Not cute on a girl. Sorry)
Brylind
(What's wrong with Bryan?)
(What's wrong with Bryan?)
Dezarai
(I think it's supposed to be Desiree)
(I think it's supposed to be Desiree)
Blade
(Great.. Now they are naming boy's after weapons.)
(Great.. Now they are naming boy's after weapons.)
Magnum
(P.I. or like the condom?)
(P.I. or like the condom?)
Kydyn
(Not to be confused with all of the kids named Kayden)
(Not to be confused with all of the kids named Kayden)
Shade
(Why not Wade or Cade?)
Fah'Nerius
(This one is plain stupid!)
(Why not Wade or Cade?)
Fah'Nerius
(This one is plain stupid!)
Lennon
(I don't care if you like the Beatles. Lennon is not a name for a girl)
(I don't care if you like the Beatles. Lennon is not a name for a girl)
McKendal
(Mclame)
(Mclame)
Z'Corey
(Why do people add random letters and apostrophes to normal names?)
D'Miracle
(Oh l'ord)
(Why do people add random letters and apostrophes to normal names?)
D'Miracle
(Oh l'ord)
Kirkley
(gross!
(gross!
Turner
(so unique!)
(so unique!)
Cor'n
(I think they were going for Corinne, but it's just corn with an apostrophe)
(I think they were going for Corinne, but it's just corn with an apostrophe)
3 comments:
Wow.. Who doesn't want a kid named corn?
Primus is a band, not a Transformer. ;) That'd just be Prime. But you were close!
Love the blog, some of these are just ridiculous!
My son is name Brylind. No one has never forgot him or any of achievement. We call him Bry not bryan (who wants the same name as everyone else).
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