The Bad Baby Names Hall of Shame

This blog was made to call attention to the ridiculous names that parents are bestowing upon their children. The names come from on line web nurseries and announcements. Don't e-mail me or send me comments about how your kid named Tadym, Kaydyn, Karsynn were named after dead or dying relatives. I don't buy it and even if it were true the names are still awful and shouldn't be used. Your crappy names are not unique. I've seen all these names used more than once.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

A celebrity birth

Jamie Oliver is a chef from England who is best known as The Naked Chef. Jamie and his wife, Jools have 3 daughters. Poppy Honey(7), Daisy Boo(6) and a newborn daughter named Petal Blossom Rainbow. Daisy is a fine name. Boo? What the heck is Boo?Poppy makes me think more of someones Grandpa than a flower but it's not too bad. Honey is a good name for a stripper. Petal Blossom Rainbow sounds like a name an 8 year old would come up with for her new baby sister. Did it occur to them that Petal sounds like pedal and peddle? Blossom will always remind me of the TV series. Rainbow reminds me of Rainbow Brite. Speaking of 80's cartoons.. Petal Blossom Rainbow sounds like the name of a My little pony. I wonder what they would name a boy. I think Branch Treestump would work. Or maybe Rock Ocean Bay. Got any suggestions on a name for a 4th child for Jamie and Jools? Leave your suggestions in the comments section.