This blog was made to call attention to the ridiculous names that parents are bestowing upon their children. The names come from on line web nurseries and announcements. Don't e-mail me or send me comments about how your kid named Tadym, Kaydyn, Karsynn were named after dead or dying relatives. I don't buy it and even if it were true the names are still awful and shouldn't be used. Your crappy names are not unique. I've seen all these names used more than once.
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
Mystery Veil(What she'll be wearing to hide her shame)
Mattingly and Chantelle(Twins girls. Looks like one was supposed to be a boy)
Ollie Mae (Sounds like something from the Beverly Hillbillies)
Tayden Reed (That's going to sound great on a man)
Raeden Leigh (This one is a girl)
Murphy Avery (A girl. ::shakes head:: )
Zepplyn Kyle (Will to go by Kyle. )
Anastyn Carlene (Another hillbillie?)
Runner Michael (Why not jogger? Jogging is very hip these days)
Braelin Lee(A boy)(Will go by Brae which is the sound a donkey makes(Bray)
Lake Adley(A boy. His brothers are Blake, Drake and Dylan. Want to guess which one has a different Daddy?)
Pachenz(A girl. I think they were going for patience)
Maddox McKinley (A girl. She's named after Mad oxen and a mountain)
Russia Angelle (Her sister is named Commie no doubt)
Kyler Ann(Like Kyle, but with the -er it's even kuter for a girl)
Poppy Moon(Couldn't tell if it was a boy or a girl. Doesn't matter though, does it?)
Pearlie Marie( As if Pearl wasn't ugly enough)
Gladysanna Evelyn( A newborn with a 90 year old's name)
Kowen Clinton(Named for a TV show and a crappy ex prez)
Ivieoghene Hanna(Yeah, I don't know what that is)
Gaylord DePriest(I don't even know what to say.)
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