This blog was made to call attention to the ridiculous names that parents are bestowing upon their children. The names come from on line web nurseries and announcements. Don't e-mail me or send me comments about how your kid named Tadym, Kaydyn, Karsynn were named after dead or dying relatives. I don't buy it and even if it were true the names are still awful and shouldn't be used. Your crappy names are not unique. I've seen all these names used more than once.
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Rocklynn Isaac(This child's Father actually passed down this name to him. )
Aruba Ali(Why do people name their kids after sad stories they hear on the news?)
Kitty Faye Lynn(Sounds like a table dancer from the 50s)
Empryss Romance(A future porn star)
Lestat Xavier(The name says it all)
Judge Allan(Named after a person that he'll probably being seeing a lot in his future
Freedom Rain(File this under the odd category)
Buck Thomas(Lets see how to make fun of this one. It rhymes with the "F" word. There is also Buck naked. I'm willing to bet he's named after the animal)
Ah'Marieanah Lynette(File under the my parents are morons category)
Au'jaugh'nae Janelle Octavia(See above)
Aalexsys Lillian-Marie(Ditto)
Hampton Adair(This is a baby girl. Listen up parents. Giving your daughter a male name does not make you sound cool or wealthy. We all know you live in a trailer)
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