This blog was made to call attention to the ridiculous names that parents are bestowing upon their children. The names come from on line web nurseries and announcements. Don't e-mail me or send me comments about how your kid named Tadym, Kaydyn, Karsynn were named after dead or dying relatives. I don't buy it and even if it were true the names are still awful and shouldn't be used. Your crappy names are not unique. I've seen all these names used more than once.
Saturday, August 20, 2005
Juelz Nasir Savaught
(A boy. )
Lenux Michelle (How can anyone think "Lenux" makes a good name for girl?)
Caedmon Bronson(They're just making crap up now.
Grenlee(Just because it's used on a soap opera it's not a name!)
Lakyn Abbianna (More made up crap)
Kemper Brady (Kemper sounds like a dog's name)
Kaydanse Weslee Reese (I can't tell if it's a girl or a boy. Doesn't matter. :( )
Brogan Hope(How adorable! It's our precious daughter, the boot. A brogan is a boot! Morons!)
Jaksen Jaymes
McKenzie Niamkey(Well, at least it's a boy)
Ireland Ray(A girl)(See, it's not "unique". It's already been on here a few times)
Kelly-Jo Princess(Things I hate about this name: Kelly is male. Jo is hideous. Hyphens are hick. Princess is a dog's name)
Willow Wren (Is this a kid or or a bird that lives in willow trees? )
Logan Lily(Logan is such an ugly name for a girl)
Sawyer Olivia Ann(Does anyone else picture Paul Bunyan when they hear Sawyer?)
Tytan Eugene (Tytan is just mean. Tyler sucks, but it's better Tytan!)
Morrison James (Another surname for a first name. How long until we see it on girls?)
Bailey Smith (A girl)
Lexus Kay-Lee Marie (Named after a car her parents can't afford)
Braidyn Helene(Another misspelled boy's name on a girl)
Electra Kaye(Named after a stupid movie character)
Elliott Merante(The only thing worse than giving a girl a male name is when parent's call her by a female nickname. Why not name her Eleanor, Elisabeth, or just Ella?)
Stormie Mariah(Named after a horse)
Pyper Emelia(Change the spelling, but Pyper is still a hideous name)
Mecca MaryAnn (No explanation needed)
Mackenzie Woodrow(Yes, it's a girl)
Quynci Denise (Dad is Quincy)
Shady Lane Ellis(Do they know the full definition of Shady? 2. dishonest: probably dishonest or illegal
shady dealings with foreign investors)
Tillman Matthew(Destined to be a banker)
Kelby Gail(Another crap last name on a girl)
Sequoyah Jaden Blu(girl)
Henleigh(How cute. She's named after a t-shirt)
Alias Leo(Why would parents set their kid up for a lifetime of stupid jokes?)
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