Epiphany
Radiance(girl)
Cohdn William
Brogan Stone(He's named after a shoe and rock. How nice)
Madicyan Emiliya(um..Madison? )
Kolbie Kayleen
Joyous Marie
Lestat Armand
Tyler Violet
Ivoree Crystal
Sawyer LeAnn
Kaydyn Samuel Avery
Loghan Marie
Mayson Beech girl
Brownley Hunter girl
Sorren Skye girl
Cydaleigh Jane
Darby James a girl
Trinity Hunter Gabriel boy
Kashen Christopher
Khayree Devin boy
Talan Hayes
Ladainian Daysean boy
Cash Delsin and Hawk Dasan twin boys
Tivolivaiotuolenoso Elijah
Kaydin Joy girl

MagentaMay Utopia(There are no words)
Paytyn-Renea Louise
Stone Laurence(Sounds like a request)
Kadeyn Conrad
Gemini La Rae(Well, she already has the stage name)
Jakobi Halo Eugene Joseph
Cash and Colt(Twin boys)
Brecklynn(girl)
Birdie Jayne(Her siblings are doggie and kittie)
Trulynn
Raven-Rose Nev'er(Siblings:: Shane-Ryder and Hunter Nichole)
Prseyus Anna Licia
Mazin Alexander(He's amazin!)
Ellison Ann
Darlington Gekanana(It's a boy)
Gracyn Taphena (girl)

some more stupid names

Rowdy Hunter
Honesty RaeJanae D'Ann
Tayten Bailey(girl)
Infinity Onyx(girl)
Brighton Tylea(girl)
Oaklee Grace
Kevyn(girl) Dad is Kevin
Pepper Lexi(girl)
Carousel Celestina
Bryndall Avery(girl)
Fenix Rebel(boy)
Infiniti Faith Renee
Kaylegh Dawn
Truman House
Boston Kennedy Lynn (girl)
Roper Jay
Jadasynn Starr(girl)
Benyt Robert
Logan Ranee(girl)
Sir Michael Deandre
Eastin Jolie(girl)
Rowdee Ann
Skylynn Braice(girl)
Grayson Ashley Anne
Webb William
Kreslie Rae(girl)
Carsyn Elizabeth
Kayshawna and Keshawn
Ecko Nichol(girl)(
Carsyn Macayla
Heaven'leah
Gentry Rose
Trapper Lane
Shayde Noray(girl)
Logan Theresa
Pacer Taul
Logan Madison(girl)
Burgundy Rose
Ridge Honore(girl)
Cherrish Skye
Kayden Ann
Brighley Laine(girl)
Majesty Marie
Fletcher Ann
Camp Mattox(boy)
Layton Elizabeth
Logan Riley(Girl)

Crappy names are here again

Camdyn(girl)
Brendyn(girl)
Trynyn(girl)
Graesen Kinley(girl)
Bradleigh Justin
Tanyen James
Vesper Earl
Heavenlee Jade
Estleigh Pearle
Symphony Amani(So many things are wrong with this name...Who would want phony in their name?)
Logan Elizabeth
McKayden Briann(girl)
Tacoma Joseph
Stormi Elizabeth
Charleston Shea(A girl)
Bryner Hays(A boy)
Logan Danielle
Quinlan Rose
Kermitt Dale
Tru Lela Marie
Winter Elise
Kasyn Joe(A boy)
Lakyn Michael(A girl)
Kamdyn Rhea(A girl)
Princess-Anizjah J' Dyn (Her brother is Prince Alizjah)
A'Shaunda'ya Mirakel BrooklynBlayton Nythenal Lynn
Chesney Lee(A girl)
Cherokee Nicole
Riddick Zane
Mali'kye Xavier
Dream Raelynn
Titan Bradley(Do the parents realize it sounds like tighten?)
Bristin Lee(A girl)
Elliette Marie
Ge'Leeyah Doniece
Ireland Noel(girl)
Ashley-Jayden Mikinzy(girl)
Lelynd Desiree
Wy'Samirrion X'Zoria(A girl)
Gorgeous Jo'anna
Hawaii Lorelai
Cinderella Jean
Unity Julia
Orthus Knighton

More bad names from 2005

Walter "Hatchet" Avery

Dior King

Jersilyn Francis

Bostyn Keahi(A girl. Her brother is named Brooklyn)

Kayejaye Marie

Bracyn Robert Douglas

Kayden Naomi

Zeland Paul

Mckella Francesca

Ramsie Elise

Memphis Riley (A girl)

Freedom Love (A girl)

Mi'Angel Da'Shnae

Mckensleigh Raylien

Sheldyn Kate(Ok, Sheldon is a dorky name for a boy. It's not any better on a girl)

Mahogany Crystal(hahahahaha!)

Loghan Jade(A girl of girl. That "h" adds a feminine touch)

Bettie-Don Jane(:::Cries:::)

Montana Cheyenne-Tara(Parents are obessed with the old west and Gone with the wind)

Espn Alexander(Gee, I wonder what Dad's favorite channel is?)

Aphiphany Anissa

MycKenna Skye(A girl.)

Cayden Olivia

Hunter Lenette(A girl)

Kenner Joelle(A girl)
Fable Madelyne(So, she's not real?)

Austyn Machelle

Jersey Mickenna (A girl)

Logan Lee-Ann

Worst name of 2005

Ah'justice Armagedon

I am confident that I will not find another name worse than this one before the new year. The baby is a boy btw.

Merry Christmas

The parents of these kids should get nothing but coal in their stockings!



Ta'Niya and Ta'Nya(Look, twins with like the same name. How kyute)
Eastlynn Kilihune Aiko(Girl)
Button Joseph(His real name)
Maple Fawn(A girl, not a type of deer)
Jaimesyn Delilah(:::Pukes:::)
Hateya Raye(A girl. Pronounced like hah TEEY yah maybe? :(
King Jay(You heard it hear first. Another King is born)
Treyton Dreamson(It's nice that he's their dream son but was that really necessary?)
Princess Angelina(Maybe she'll grow up to marry King Jay)
Messiah Domingo(Maybe he'll grow up to...)
Hennessy Liana(Named for alcohol. )
Kayden Lynn(A girl)
Jedlynn(A girl)
Grayson Margaret
Kanyen Ann(First female Canyon I've seen)
Shawn-Nevaeh Isaac(Not the first boy Nevaeh I've seen)
De'Priest Clyde(Mmmkay)
Jaquan and Jashawn(Will grow up to marry Ta'Nya and Ta'Nia)
Macaelyn Marie(Because Caelyn isn't crappy enough)
Kaydan Savannah
Ace Franklin
Dynasty Zharnae(Because we all want the word nasty in our name)

Mollye-Marie Carlee
So many things wrong with this one...

1. Molly is an old nickname of Mary. Marie is the French form of Mary. Her name is basically Mary Mary.
2. Mollye looks stupid.
3. 3. Carlee looks stupid.
4. All the names end in the eee sound.

Graceon Olive(Haven't seen this crappy spelling before)
Talon McKrae(Why talon? Why not just name him bird claw?)
Gracyn Alexandria(Can you tell this one is climbing the charts?)
Hayden Faye(Another girl with an ayden name)
Ixsicliz Damaries(A girl. Don't know what's going on there.)

Craptacular names

Jermany Lathrill(A boy)
Kaedyn Bayleigh(girl)
McCoy Brian(Is he the real one?)
Aschlynn Nicole
Kamdin Taylor(girl)
Beautiful Unique Natique(No comment other than LOL! )
Keyth(A girl named Keith)
Syncere Sylvester
Nyrickious Javarous Leeon
Kamden Elise
Montana Lake(boy)
Rhyelyn Xzayvyier Thomas-Lucian(That's one kid. )
Luxury(A girl)
Logan Makenzie(girl)
CarDaizeon Tazarious Zalik
Fantasi Unique(Stripper name!)
Bristol Madison(A girl)
PhaDaidreana M'rquesha
Loyal Yah(He's like loyal to yah)
Flod'ereign Caragan(A girl)
Wilder Bailey(Future frat guy)
Kadyn Riley(Another girl)
Aiyhden Alekzandr(This name screams: MY PARENTS ARE MORONS!)
Chastyn Carter(A boy)
Sawyer Nadine(A girl)
Mckynley Jamison(A girl)
McKayne Avery(A girl)
Honey Love(Another stripper)
Breezie Raine Mckenzie(Crappy names galore)
Wyntur Dunee Nyvysa(A girl)
Tyson Michelle(A girl)
Leighton Michelle(A girl)
Kruiz Kentley(A girl)
Glamoura(This one screams:PORN STAR)
Crimson Alexis(Another little girl named for her Dad's favorite college football team)

Just your everyday crappy names

Timberlyn Ann(Will be tired of the tiiimbuur jokes by the time she's in middle school)

Preshus Angel (Her mahmah is stooopihd)

Jaxon Aron-Gail (Could Jackson be going to the girls? )

Pryce Briann (Hooker jokes anyone? What's your price? )

Ellis Suzanne (Why do parents do this? You know she's going to be called Ellie so just name her Elizabeth, Eleanor, Elena, Ellen etc)

Ellison Caroline (See above)

Hercules Wayne-louales(Yeah, I always hated Wayne but it's looking good in this case)

Aidyn Magdalene (Aidan is going girl too)

Kamdyn Kay (::sigh::)

Breckyn Riley (Another girl)

Music BreAnn(File under weird)

Rowdy Thomas( File under my parents drink too much)

Heavenly Elizabeth (She'll be called Hellish when she's bad)

Wilder Ray(Ok, I know it's a surname but it so does not work for a first name)

Stormye Nyte (Stormye should pronounced stor MY. Morons)

Sacred Amir( mmmkay)

Paizley Jo Romaine (Paisley colored lettuce? No, it's a newborn girl)

Nautica Danyelle (Named for the clothes her Mama can't afford)

Aidyn Gwen (Fans of trendy names for boys take note. )

Cherokee Organa Starr( Organa? way too easy)

Queen Hannah Marie (File under annoying title names)

Thunder Hawk (Super hero?)

Maybelline Paige ( How retarded!)

Rogue Marie (WHAT????????? Maybe they were going for rouge not that it's any better...)

Kieryn McKinley(A girl. Apparently adding a "y" makes boy names into girls names. Lets try it... Dayvid, Jayson, Eryck, Danyull, Adym, ...)

Lexess Anna-Mae (Named for a car her parents can't afford and her Daddy's favorite type of porn. (Animae for the slow people)

Daja'Nique Emya (File under parents on drugs category)

Shawnee Kay Lynn (Stripper)

Kaedyn Mary (Future sisters: Hynry, Dynnys, Gyorj, Tomyss, Ethyn, Patryk)

E'magyne Charnae( E'magyne the teasing she's going to endure )

Recja'e Trinity Denise(Can't for the life of me figure out how the firtst name)

Kaiden Jessica(Already becoming so popular for girls it's boring me already.)

Bentli Meghan (The get bent jokes will never end)

Phallioan-marie Harris (Don't know what's going on there)

Memory Mae ( File under weird)

Cayden Grace (Yet another girl Caden)

Bentleigh Hie(See Bentli Meghan)

Blayde McKay( Hope he doesn't grow up to become a wuss)

Foxx Allen (Hope he's not ugly)

Theory Adonnis( Way too easy)

Emberlynn Grace(Her parents think Emberlynn means beautiful jewel. Parden me while I die laughing. )

Snowden (snowed in?)

Aidyn Elizabeth ( ::Cries::)

Anistyn Nicole ( See above)

Elvis Joris ( Yep)

Really, really, really, really, really STUPID names

Brycelyn Hevanesance(girl)
Promise Grace
Chancey Kate
Nevada Catherine
Amandalyn Mildred
Brayliegh Linnett
Hayzin Robert
Driver Ron-Thomas(Brother is Rayce)
Tupac Devontae
Sequoia Rain Christine
Tyde Lewis
Secret Lynn
Jetson
Jasic Blade Tacohma
Jeweliette Ida Jade
Disney Ann
Aniston Jolene
Tynlee Aubri Seanee(girl)
Hennessy Torshai(boy)

If you won't name your son Anna, don't name your daughter Michael!

These are baby girls..


Mattingly Rose
Flannery Rose
Kaylen Mikel
Maclaren Marie
Bradie Ann
Sheldyn Lyndsey
Haidyn Elizabeth
Preston Louise
Mayson Gracie
Finleigh Grace
Logan Averie

Macalaigh Grace (If you're going to misspell a name, at least do it in a way that it makes some kind of sense)
Auburn (A baby girl born in Alabama. Wonder which team her Daddy is a fan of? )
Colt Williams (Named for a gun a horse or a maybe a can of cheap beer)
Makinze Marie (K. Makinze would be pronounced mah KYNZ. Try hooked on phonics. Please!)
Slayton Patrick (What's wrong with Clayton? A normal name. You can call him Clay. Are they really going to call their son Slay?)
Ridge Maddox (Mama watches too many soap operas)
Greenley Paige (See above)
AnnAngel Precious Michael (That's how is was written. I'm praying that Michael was supposed to be Michaela but there wasn't enough room. The rest of the name is too sad to even make fun of)
Riggs Kade (He's a "tuff" guy for sure)
Grayson Hope (Yes, this is a baby girl. )
Hartley Olivia (I wonder if her parents know that a hart is male deer)
Mattison Nychole (Oh how unique! It's Madison Nicole only spelled stupid)
Kannon Page (This is a baby girl. I feel like crying)
Mayson Joy (Another girl with a boy's name)
Love Skylon (Poor baby)
Dash Diezell (Sounds like a super hero)
Tyde Alexander (Also born in Alabama. Maybe he's Auburn's cousin)
Kaidin Elizabeth(Soon to be parents of baby boys take note. This one is going girl)
Aniston Rayne (Another Alabama baby. Aniston is a city in AL but that doesn't make it right)
Carribean(A boy probably named for the place where he was conceived. Aboard a cruise ship in the Carribean)
Ramsey Elaine (Another girl with a boy's name)
Rustin Alexander (Rusting? Whatever)
Kendyn Paislee (Future stripper)
Makinleigh Nicole (See above)
Locklan (Ok people. Now you're making me angry. Lochlan/Lachlan is a classic Scottish BOY's name. It is not a girl's name. Got it?)
Kasi Sue jr (This is a girl apparently named after her mother. I'm all for girls being named for Mom, but girls are not juniors!)
Finley Sophie (See Locklan and change Scottish to Irish)
Heavenly Skyy (Another stripper)
Mi'Racle Penne Destiny (Penne like the pasta?)

Acton Mladen (Boy)


Sire-Matthew (These title names are obnoxious)


Sir-Omar De-Shan (See above)


Sir Dwaine(Ditto)


Anna-Frank(A girl. I don't know what's going on there)


Berlynn Renee(Named after a place her parents can't locate on a map)


Friday Walter(That's just weird)


Finlay Paige(A girl) (How many times do I have to tell you people? Finlay is not a girl's name. If a celeb named their kid buttface would you do it too? Who I am kidding? They probably would)

Stone Joseph(His siblings are Marc, Rene, and Sophia. ???)

Le'land Hughdonald Lamar(That's just mean.)

Jet James(What's wrong with Brett or Rhett? Normal names that sound similar and won't result in your kid getting beaten up everyday of his life.)

Ayden Silivia(Misspelled, but still a boy's name.)

Nivanette Lexis (Nivanette sounds like a cheap hairspray. Lexis is a stripper's stage name)

Bridttenelly Dayanarrie(A girl)(Her parents don't even know how to spell her name)

Aveness Halle(A girl)

Talan Raymond(He's either name for a bird's claw or that dude from Laguna Beach)

Bing Crosby(I am so not kidding)

Cinnamon Kaniyah(Her sister's name is Honee)

Cadyn Raymond(Misspelling his name won't change the fact that he'll have at least 5 other classmates with the name. Boys and girls)

Watson Charles (Can we say pretentious?)

Ayden Montana(A boy) (Couldn't they give him one decent name?)

Nixon Gage(Presidential surnames are big right now. Somehow I don't see this one catching on)

Campbell Walker (A girl! AHHHHHHHHHHH! What a crappy name for a girl)

Prince King'kingro(Ohhhkayy)

Tyelr Ryan(It's crappy Tyler misspelled)


Treydon Ricker(Trey, but crappier. Ricker?)

Jolene Cassidy(What a David Cassidy/Dolly Parton fan names her kid)

Bintzen Maddux(A boy. I'm guessing that Bintzen is a creative spelling of Benson?)
Cutter Ashton(Perfect name for the star of a slasher flick)
MacKenzie Brayden(One boy's name isn't manly enough for their baby girl)
Logan Elizabeth(Aww, isn't Logan kyoot for a girl?)
Telquavious De'Taun(Sounds like an exotic fish)
Tyler Giselle(Taylor is so dunzo for girls but Tyler is like hip y'all)
Renvy Dorenda(Weird)
Chansley Rose(She'll be called Chanse no doubt)
Swayze Jaymes(The only positive...it's a boy)
Kayleighonia Chevelle(Fun with vowels)
Jubilee Shianne(Destined to live in a trailer)
Logan Olivia(Parents take note. This one is going to the girls)
Sawyer(Another girl with a boy's name)
Jacquobi(Another girl)
Deuce Eziah(A boy with a stupid name. )
Kambryn Karis(A girl with a made up name)
Brynndelyn Grace
Logen(a girl)
Lynkyn( boy)
Mattyline Billie Hope (Hey y'all, I'm like destined to live in a trailer.)
Brayleigh Denise (Again with the donkey names)
Miami Kay (Mmmkaay)
Kenzington Dawn (A misspelled upper class area. How tacky)
Ninja Maddox (Yeah, I'm so not kidding.)
Bentleigh Madisen (Another pretentious name. We know you live in a trailer)
Myckael Anakyn (So dreadful)
Jaxon Grace (Yes, this is a girl. )
Wrigley Geraldine (Yep, another girl)
Jakeup (Not a form of hiccups.. It's a horrible version of Jakob/Jacob)
Casstor Memphis (So sad)
Kyndal Alistaire(Like Kyndal isn't bad enough, they had to give her another boy's name for her middle name. )
Im'unique (No you're not. You're parents are just stupid)
Nirvana(girl) (Named for an over rated band)

Kaystin Brae(A girl)
Hyde Kimball(a boy)
Tanner Tyler (pick an occupation and go with it!)
Chasen Miles (Who's chasing him?)
Pearson Alexis (A girl. Seriously, it's a girl)
Quantanaija Dijanae (Parents on drugs?)
Crimson Nicole (Named after her Daddy's favorite college team no doubt)
Graceyn Rae (Cause they can call her Gracey.. It's so different from Grace.)
Houston Shockley (Sounds like a racehorse)
Stiletto Monroe (A boy and I am so not kidding)

Now they're naming kids after....

Engines!

Hemi Kyndall (A girl)


Other crappy names:


Nico Elizabeth (Nico is not a girl's name!)


Daytona Rose (I'm guessing Daddy is a NASCAR fan )

Madigan (Like Madison only crappier)

Slaedyn Blue (This name makes me think of slaying blue dragons)

Mystery Veil(What she'll be wearing to hide her shame)

Mattingly and Chantelle(Twins girls. Looks like one was supposed to be a boy)

Ollie Mae (Sounds like something from the Beverly Hillbillies)

Tayden Reed (That's going to sound great on a man)

Raeden Leigh (This one is a girl)

Murphy Avery (A girl. ::shakes head:: )

Zepplyn Kyle (Will to go by Kyle. )

Anastyn Carlene (Another hillbillie?)

Runner Michael (Why not jogger? Jogging is very hip these days)

Braelin Lee(A boy)(Will go by Brae which is the sound a donkey makes(Bray)

Lake Adley(A boy. His brothers are Blake, Drake and Dylan. Want to guess which one has a different Daddy?)

Pachenz(A girl. I think they were going for patience)

Maddox McKinley (A girl. She's named after Mad oxen and a mountain)

Russia Angelle (Her sister is named Commie no doubt)

Kyler Ann(Like Kyle, but with the -er it's even kuter for a girl)

Poppy Moon(Couldn't tell if it was a boy or a girl. Doesn't matter though, does it?)

Pearlie Marie( As if Pearl wasn't ugly enough)

Gladysanna Evelyn( A newborn with a 90 year old's name)

Kowen Clinton(Named for a TV show and a crappy ex prez)

Ivieoghene Hanna(Yeah, I don't know what that is)

Gaylord DePriest(I don't even know what to say.)

Kennasyn(A girl)

O'hara Ann

Sunshine Breeze(A girl)

Katrina Marie Regina Storm

Swayzee Nicole

Echo Faith

Mystik Virginia

Chezney Jilette

Braedyn Ruby Sophia

Priest Emmanuel

Dragon Cade

Maddex Delena Rae(A girl)

Khyler Emerson

Morrison Heidi

Paghtyn(Supposed to be Peyton)

Iowa Skye(girl)

Brecker Scott

Payson Hub

Truth Cynmara-Cai

Rustin Franc

Amiracle Ciara

Crimson Jordan(boy)

Crimson Lei(girl)

Shelton Kayton(boy) His sisters are Logan and Mykel

Truley Alexis

Langley Gray(girl)

Ridge Stewart

Hudson Gabrielle

Tru Anne

Kelbre Elise

Drendalinn Aleece Skylyn

Dreyten Thomas

Hennessy Julia

Jensen June

Cashlin DeLane (A girl)

Hayden Belle (A girl)

Bliss Dean (A boy) (No, really. It's a boy. )

Tybee Holland (A boy)

Rockland Kohl

Indiana Scarlet

Mackenzey Sheyenne

Paulix Troy

Dossie James (A boy)

Graceson Rebecca

Tennessee Deacon

Skylynn Constantina

Novella Irene

Logic Alijah

Brayley Clifford

Bentley LaBella

Freedom Blessed (A girl)

Tiler Mae

Addielee Karma

Philadelphia Santee(A girl)

Tenacious Terrell(A boy)

Anakin Prince

Rustin Kendrick

Lexiebella Michelle

Hamington Gordon

Peaches Lareen

Whitaker Ellington

Sequoyah Joe(A boy!)

Brandilynn Tyler

Ireland Shea (A girl)

Tacoma John

Heavenly Grace Chanel

MaryJane Marie (Mary and Marie are the same the name! Morons!)

Kalifornia Yvonne (Born in CA. Her brothes are Karson and Kolton)

Honestee Linn

Race Allan (He's going to hate filling out forms.)

Serious Edward June (I don't know which is worse. Serious as a name or June on a boy. )

Mayson Grace (They were probably going for amazing grace. :::eye roll:::

Huxley Hunter (It doesn't flow and the names suck)

Murphy Laura (Murphy wouldn't even be a good name for a dog)

Finley Anais (Finley is not a girl's name!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Winsome Muriel (I hope she doesn't turn out to be repellant, repulsive, ugly, unappealing, or unnattractive. All antonyms for Winsome cause you know, it's a WORD name a name!)

Mabry Lynn(A girl) (Mabry is right up there with Murphy. )

Sooner Shea (A girl born in Oklahoma. Big surprise, I know. )

Skyace Grace (Can't figure out how to pronounce the first name.)

Kyenligh (Thay kneed huked ahn fahnikcs)

Weather (Not a mistake. )

Axtyn Ryan (This is a girl. )

Caston Griffith (Do they actually think Caston sounds nice?)

Abilene Suzanne (Another random city name)

Juice Madison (a girl)( Sounds like a football player from the 70s.)

Kelsen Marie (Another male name for a girl)

Wrangler Wayne (After the jeans or the occupation?)