Names sent to me via a reader

Thanks Jessica! =)This was  posted as a comment.  I thought the names were so bad they deserved their own post.

hey, I saw these names on some school's website and thought of you:

TJHEJ'VOHN

N`FINITY

L'CHELE

MARIA'H K'ARA

SUPREME LOVE

R'MANI

COURVOISIER D'SHARIE

JAH'LIEHL

L'OREAL LASHONTI

ANTTONI

TAEBRYANNA

BRIANCA N'TAJAH

SUPREMIA LEW

VELVET DONIELL

LEXUS DANIELLE

NICHOLLE ASCHLE

ZXENIA DE'SHAE

YLEXZIS MARSHJE'

MATILYN CLAIRE

SEWELLYN TELSIE

SHAWNEE LEIGH

BETHANI NYCHOL

DA'ZHANAE CHANTEL

KEALSEA

BREONA MASHELL

JUANTHANIEL

JIAMOND ALLESSIA

DAWNTAI

DYAMOND JHANE'

SHYJUAN IY'SEAN

SHARIYONNE SHANTELL

KELCI LASHAE

LINDZY

KHAWHYN MICHAEL

MIRRACLE SHANAE

SYDNI TIRAYE

I'JANE' CHANTRELL

aren't they horrible? LOL

Worst Name Of The Month!

Crimson Shooting-Star!!

(P.S. It's a girl)

D'zhariyon 

(Typical Maury Show name)

 
Sparrow 

(It's always strange to me when a celeb uses a name for a boy and it becomes popular for girls.)

 
McKenzlee 

(I'm surprised it wasn't spelled McKenzli because it's a girl.)

 Mi'Taveon 

(Another Maury Show type of name)

 
Brayle 

(I'm thinking they were going for Braylee..)
 

 Bluesy 

(Weird. Just weird)

 

 
C'Raigh 

(What is this?)

 
 
 

Some random, horrible names

 

 Brentleigh 

 Cha'Rihanna 

Amori'anna
Di'Zay

Twaunica

Karbyn 

Feelex 

Alectre

Rhythm

Kyzler

Luxeria

Arbor

Cortae'vion

Dawsyn Alyse

 

Not sure how to pronounce most of these..

 Chey'Renaee

An'Tahniyah

Dai'Mun 

U'nique

R'Riyon 

Elite

MiiKing 

Raydyn

Riot

Maklin
Peysen

Jae'Mykel
A'Milliyonia

Chrisshy'Rah
Synceer Lee

Narcissism!

I read an interesting article about why parents choose "unique" names for their children. Some say it's a form of narcississim. I agree to an extent. I think the parents who give their children "unique" names for the sole purpose of their children standing out are narcissistic. The parents are only thinking of themselves. They are not thinking about the child. I am especially annoyed with parents who name their children after their favorite TV characters, singers, comic book heroes, etc.. It's like they need other people to see how "cool" or "unique" they are. FYI to all of you narcissicists: We don't care! You're not cool. Grow up! Give your children names that they can live with. If you want to show the world how creative or unique you are, write a book. Write a song. Paint. Name a dog. Name a Sim.  Think of the children!

DISCLAIMER: I am not talking about normal names that might be uncommon like an Elsa or Lev. I'm talking about your  Davey'ahn'tae's, McKintaylorson's, Starli's, etc

Word Names, TV Names, and Bad Twin Names

 Caidynse

Kaydentz

(How many different ways is there to spell a stupid name?

Sereignity
(At first I thought the parents were illiterate.. Then I saw reign in the middle of the name and decided it was probably intentional)

 Cage

(What is the appeal? I don't get it)

Kiptyn 

(Oh cute.. He was named after an idiot on one of his Mom's favorite reality shows.(The Bachlorette Season 5(Kiptyn Locker)

Sekret 

(It's like the deodorant only misspelled)

Joh'Vier 

(Give him something he can work with.)

CashMir 

(You know it's a bad name when I'm happy that he has Cash as a potential nickname.)

Caprica

(More people naming their children after TV shows.)

Tiger

(Not really the best role model anymore.)

Heyloe Miangella

(Halo would be bad enough. Why give this poor child a misspelled word as a name?)

Craifon Ro'che linale

(I'm not sure what they were going for.)

Heavenli Myajia Michelle

(Can you imagine telling people your name is Heavenli?)

Mar-Yona and Tiyona

Sun'D'ada and Sonada

Za'Miyah and Za'Niyah

(I hate matching twin names. I really hate madeup, ugly matching twin names with apostophes and hyphens.)

 

I'm shocked

This one actually shocked me. It's so bad! I don't even know what to say. What is the thought process behind a name like this? Why give a child an angry name? I don't get it. It's a girl btw.

Phurious LaFaye!

Unusual Names from Alberta, CA!

Ericlindross was an NHL player. I actually like Presley. Too bad people think it's a girl's name in the U.S.

 http://www.whitecourtstar.com/ArticleDisplay.aspx?e=2462679

For girls, unusual names included Albertarose, Amazyn, Mischiefs, Peanut, Twinkle, and Whysper, according to Service Alberta.

Celebrity influenced boy's names included Presley, Viggo, Orlando, Costello, Ledger, Obama, and even an Ericlindross.
Hollywood influenced girls names included Grace-Kelly, Lennon and Sigourney.

March is here!

The social security list of popular names from 2009 should be out soon. I can't wait to see what kind of hideous names made the list this year. I found a few interesting names while browsing the net tonight. Enjoy!

Azpyn

Kysin

Ceattle

 
 

Embarrassing Names!

Tim Burr made me LOL!

So here is the list of Britain's most bizarre names:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/815089-britains-most-embarrassing-names-revealed-in-new-survey

Barb Dwyer
Pearl Button
Hazel Nutt
Ray Gun
Helen Back
Stan Still
Jo King
Lee King
Terry Bull
Mary Christmas
Max Power
Paige Turner
Sonny Day
Tim Burr
Teresa Green
Will Power
Anna Sasin
Chris Cross
Doug Hole
Justin Case
Barry Cade

 Brailei

(This one reminds me of reading for the blind and Hawaii)
Dair'Yell

(Don't you dare yell at my baby girl!)
London-'Doir

(So classy! Her Mom probably has no idea where London is.)
Chemberli

(I'm guessing it's Kimberly..)
R'Jay

(I really thought this was a boy until I saw her picture.)
Amillion Leandrew 

(A million what?)
Scottie Elaine

(I would love to know the thought behind this one. How can anyone like Scottie for a girl? )
Sch'Lawn La'Nique

(I can't decide if this worse than the name I saw on The Maury Povich show today. A woman was named Shy'Oosh. )
Jad'arrius Deontay

(Jad is so rad!)
Kyng Jaiden-LaKeyth 

(Great, now we're even misspelling the pretentious title names)
King Micahlyn Ty'Cortious

(I couldn't believe Micahlyn was a boy)

I think it's amusing when people send me negative comments that state that I must be a loser with no life to waste my time on this blog. If that is true, what does it say about you? That you have so little time to waste posting your angry comments to a loser like me. LOL! This blog is fun for me. I'm not an angry person. Some of the people who have sent me angry and threatening comments need anger management class. To the haters.. defend these horrible names! I dare you! LOL!

Girls:

Ah'Lure
(Great name for a stripper!)
Jaxyn
(So darling on a girl. Right? ::gags::)
Mandolin
(I wonder if the parents know what a mandolin is)
Gentrey
(I wonder her parents know what a gentry is)


Boys:
Lestat
(I can't believe someone would actually name their child after a famous vampire.)
Versace
(Named for clothes his parents probably can't afford.)
Zy'Aryk
(I bet he goes by Aryk and changes the spelling to Erik when he's older.)
Rowdy
(This one never fails to amuse me. I cannot imagine a grown man called Rowdy.)

It's Heaven sent angel spelled backwards!

Nevaeh Legna Tnes That is what a teen girl on The Maury Povich show wanted to name her baby. It might have been Nevaeh Tnes Legna. Does it even matter? LOL Lets hope she doesn't get pregnant for 10 years. Maybe her taste in names will change before then.

Valentine's Day! I can't wait to read the names of babies born on this day. We'll no doubt have babies name Angel, Angelo, Angelina, Heaven, Lovely, Heartlie, Heartlyn and other sugary sweet names that will be sure to embarrass the children when they are old enough to realize how stupid their names are. Here are some equally stupid names for you to enjoy....

Dell'Wayne

A'Lyus

Tre'Air

Latavious

Gryffin

Sire

Kayleighjo

Epic

Taydem

Jah'Khy and Bre'Ohn

Month Names

I've noticed an unusually high number of girls being given month names. I'm not talking June or May. I'm talking Oktober, December, November.. Where is it coming from? yuck!

Slayton
Kaydenze
Rileighanna
Freeshard
Dawsyn
Tawney
Memori
De'Montreon
Jaykayden
Ma'Lyric
Zylee
Kallison
Jazzibell
Sylice
Auybree
Taidum
Hunt
Brighten
Royal
Kiptyn
Brytenne
Brinsley
Harlem
Ethynn
Madden
Emyrson
Maegwin
Ji'Lon
Graisyn
Goldyn
Emberleigh
Earbella
DaJe'Nayah
Tanndyn
AndiJoe
Storii
Priestlyn (Her Dad's name is Priest! LOL!)
Imagine D'nicole
Ke'Oauntae Jamal
Lovelee Amiliana
Diy-Nastee' Sherril Monique'

Why do girls always have uglier names than boys?

Clemson
(It's not cool to name your kid after a team. )

Jezsarae
(I think something got lost in translation)

Cache
(CASH or cash 'a"? Either way it's dumb.)

Kenasyn
(What's next? Mykalsen? Wilsyn?)
Heavenlyn Myree
( yuck!)

Lybyrti Mikkel
(Hideous spelling/atrocious name)

Brennan Faith
(It's never cute to give a girl a male name)
Ryan Kate
(See above)
Maclyn Grace
(MASE lyn? MACK lyn? Gaggin!)
D'Coreyian King
(Well, he can always go by Corey)
Anistyn Raylee
(Tragic.)
Royalty Latonia
(I really hate the "royal" names trend)

Tiger Cason
(I bet the parents are already regretting this name)

Saint Desiree
(I guess the old standards Princess and Queen weren't good enough)

A'Ladreyianna Robyn I'Dreal
(I be the Mom doesn't remember how to pronounce this one either.)

First post of the new year!

Taydym
Mi'Kynlei
Kesleigh
LaMon'Tae
Paradyce
Choyce
Eastin
Legion
Nalidge

Phearious
Inelaysiales
Love'Ian
Xyliegha
Greenly
McKailyn
Jha'Nayla
King Zah'Miere
Luxuree Lanaye
Ya'Veghnta
Eri'Yon
JaDiamond
Imperial
Kismet
Jaydon and Jaylon
Dey'on and Dey'ondre
Kyle and Kylee

some more ugly names from 2009

Island
Keyden
Re-Unna
Diveagh
Makendra
Maycin
Jacoy
Madicyn
Paicen
Kambee
Jaystin
Blaidyn
Heiress
Fornandoe
Khlowie
Payden
Paelyn
Dyce
Myleigh
Skylyn
Keygin
Breyley
Bristyl
Lynnze
Audumn
Cypress
Keighlen
Myrandah
Karagen Jamie
Shy'Anne Nevaeh
Makadynce Kimora Nicole
Envy Dakota Monae
Tycin Mykel James
A'Vyonna Phroette Majessica
Dynasti and Dyamond
Bran'davion and Brand'tavion

Worst Names of the Year!

It's so difficult to choose only one bad name so I chose two. One boy name and one girl name. And the winners, er losers are..... Spartecus and Im'Unique Queen. These two gems were a recent find. I went back over the older posts and couldn't find any names that were this bad. I can't imagine what kind of a life a child named Spartecus or I'm Unique Queen will have. What a great year it was for bad baby names. I can't wait for the most popular names of the year list to come out. That list should provide a few names for this blog. Merry Christmas everyone!