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Monday, June 07, 2010

Worst name of the week



Jacxon Cadence
This is a girl! 

Monday, May 31, 2010

Browdi
(Like Brodie isn't ugly enough) 

Avyn 
 (Like Havyn only worse)
Cahaden 
(It's like two "aden" names in one!)
 
Brexlyn 
(Sounds like the name of a drug.)
Paxten Cady 
(Yuck!)
DiAire Deon 
(She could go by Didi?)
Caige 
(He'll probably end up in one.)

Addyssen 
(Puke!)

Zzyzx 
(What is wrong with people?) 
Ahwbree 
(This doesn't make you look unique. It makes you look stupid!)

Bryndlee 
(Reminds me of a horse for some reason.)
Markalyn Dae'Shaun 
(I couldn't believe this was a boy.) 
 
Legend Leigh 
(So mean!)

Cae'Dence Yvette 
(I didn't think it was possible to make Cadence any dumber as a name.)
Sutton Grace
(Nothing feminine about Sutton. Reminds me of mutton. EW!)

Tiereny Justyss
(So so surprised it was a boy.)
D'mitrius Car'mikal 
(groan)
E'Myonie Marie
(Okaaayy)
Aidyn Chaos 
(I'd love to know the thought process that is behind this one.) 
Kal-Liyah Marsel Kanyun 
(I don't even know where to begin.) 
 Ytzallana and Ytzariana 
(So cruel! )

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Rank Change

A list of names that are growing in popularity aka trendy names to avoid. Some of them are actually nice. Most are hideous.

http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/rankchange.html

Some of the exceptionally ugly/stupid names on this list:

Boys:
King
Talon
Jett
Ty(It's so mean to give a kid only two letters for a name.)
Cash 
Titus

Girls:
Kinley
Kinsley
Paisley
Journey
Braelyn
Presley
Hadley

Reader Names!

Here are some names sent to me by a reader. Enjoy! 

Talon Paul
Cross Alden
Aynslee Carter (no idea if this is a boy or girl)
Avery Coy (again, no idea if it's a boy or a girl)
Haedyn Marley (probably a boy?)
Kayson Thomas Dean (Why didn't they just use Thomas Dean?)
Maylee Hope (sounds like they're trying to use "Miley" but didn't want to)
Ryden Thomas (boy)
Emyle Sue (girl with Emily spelled badly)
Cove Zuriel Banyan (probably a boy?)

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Comment from my "fans"..

Your name Jane Cordelia sounds like a monkey name from "Planet Of The Apes".

That made me LOL! That isn't my name. It's beautiful though. I wouldn't expect someone who thinks that Ayden and Emerson are lovely names for girls to appreciate the beauty of a simple classic name like Jane.

I knew you had no children. No mother would ever make up a website like this. If you were a mother, you would understand why I got so mad. I thought of my children and their feelings

You'd be surprised. I get positive comments from Mom's all the time. Maybe you should have considered your children's feelings before you gave them such crappy names. 

 
Get a life, plain Jane. Since you are not a mother just like I thought, then I totally understand why you do not have a CLUE of why I was angry. You did not insult me, you insulted my children. What is an BLANK? I thought you said you heard it all. It is a family last name. You should really be a shamed of yourself. Your Jane names for the child you do not have, especially the 2nd one is truly is BAD name. Haha! Yeah, it is really original. Sneer! You are probably barren and unable to concieve. And no, I haven't done any jail time. You are a sad pathetic human being. You are truly a waste of space. 

The blank is the name of this person's child. It's only a first name but I decided to edit it to save her embarrassment in case anyone she knows might be reading this.  I googled the name. It is not a surname. It's completely made up and not original. There are many others on the web. I did not insult your children. I insulted their names. I don't blame your children. They are innocent. Why do overly defensive people always assume that I must be fat, have no life or unable to have children? Guess what? Some people choose not to have children. There is no requirement in life to have children. I might change my mind some day. I am content with my life for now. If I did have children they would have beautiful names. I have pets with better names than most kids have these days.
P.S. On the topic of surnames. Why is it that people have no problem passing off a masculine surname to their daughter but they wouldn't dream of passing down a female family name to boy? They have no problem naming a girl, Dawson, Jackson, Murphy, but never ever would they name a boy Jennifer, Elizabeth, Sarah or even Lindsay which originated as male. That stuff drives me crazy. Anyway.. if you want your  kid's names removed all have you to is send me an e-mail and ask politely. I've done it before. I'm not a monster. The funny thing  is that the people who send me hate mail never even ask me to remove the names. They just let the insults fly.

Email me

Monday, May 17, 2010

8 names

Ja'Kayden
Kaiythen
Steelie
Blessen
Smilynn
Aryzona
Brysun
Celtic

Monday, May 10, 2010

Named after an encyclopedia?

I'm guessing the answer is no... 

I saw a woman on The Maury Povich Show named Brittanika pronounced like the encyclopedia. LMAO!

P.S. YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!

Sunday, May 09, 2010

Bad Twin Names

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!

From the most popular names for twins list. 
Matching names are not cute!!

Girls
Heaven and Nevaeh
London and Paris
Haylee and Kaylee

Girl/Boy
Taylor and Tyler
Jayda and Jayden
Jada and Jaden
Brian and Brianna
Andrea and Andrew

Boys
Jayden and Jaylen
Christian and Christopher
Aiden and Jayden
Alexander and Alexis
Jayden and  Kayden

Friday, May 07, 2010

Most Popular Names Of 2009!

http://www.ssa.gov/OACT/babynames/

The official list from social security has just been released! The SSA does not factor in multiple spellings with popularity or the -aden names would probably be the entire Top 5 for boys.


(Girls)

#189 Miley ( Can you imagine being named after a Disney star?  )
#131 Hayden (So ultra feminine!!! GRRRRR!!!!!!)
#268 Presley (Not cute on a girl!!!)
# 274 Teagan (Not cute on a girl or anyone really. Such a stupid name.)
#318 Paisley (After the country singer or the hideous pattern?)
#321  Emerson (Another male one)
#361 Hadley (So ugly and not feminine)
#395 Tatum (So much uglier and dumber than Tegan)
#453 Logan( Come on, people! Don't let the girls take over this name.)
# 463 Miracle (At least it's spelled right?)
#496 Rowan (Again, not a female name. Very nice for a boy. Don't let the girls take over this one either!)
#502 Parker (What is the appeal of names like this for girls? I don't get it.)
#526 Finley (Stop taking all ove the boy names!)
#548 Skyla (So dumb!)
#566 Haven (So not unique. People are always telling me how unique this one is. )
#581 Ryan (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
#604 Shiloh (Thanks so much Angelina and Brad)
#656 Barbara (Can't believe people are still using this one. It's not really a bad name, but it's ugly.)
#666 Bristol ( Such an ugly name)
#669 Leighton (Another boy's name that will probably rise in popularity thanks to Leighton Meester.)
#727 Campbell (Gross!)
#818 Micah (A boy's name!)

(BOYS)

#8 Jayden (God, I hate this name.)
#34 Mason (Why don't you just name your kid Painter or Janitor? )
#47 Brayden (Gross! Almost as bad as Jayden.)
#83 Alex (Hate nicknames as given names!)
#85 Ayden (My eyes!)
#101 Jaden LOL
#102 Kaden LOL
#103 Caden LOL
#125 Jake (See Alex)
#138 Kayden (This is an epedemic! I didn't even count the ones on the girl's side.)
#143 Cayden (VOMIT!)
#166 Jace (This is not a name! It's a nickname for Jason.)
#169 Kaiden (This is ridiculous!)
#171 Jaiden (Worst baby name trend ever!)
# 185 Braden (So many -adens!)
#225 Kingston (Thanks to Gwen and Gavin.)
#260 Caiden (This is pathetic already)
#271 Aaden (How many ways is there to spell a name?)
#399 Zayden (oh Lord!)
#621 Bradyn (STOP IT ALREADY!)
#622 Aydan (It's not funny anymore!)
#636 Jaeden (GRRRR!)
#646 Aydin (For real?)
#670 Raiden (Isn't this a bug spray?)
#673 Nash (So faux tough guy.)
#700 Sincere (So mean!)
#716 Kaeden (This is exhausting)
#724 Aidyn (::sigh::)
#763 Zaiden (NOOO!)
#784 Adonis (LOL)
#799 Jaydin (I can't take it anymore!)
#804 Jadyn (How many more can there be?)
#807 Jaidyn (NO FREAKING WAY!)
#834 Kadyn (I cannot believe this!)
#838 Aedan (So glad I don't have any -aden named babies in my family.)
#839 Kadin (STOP!)
#911 Haiden (It has to be the last one.)
#919 Braedon (I spoke too soon.)
#994 Stone (Dumb, but at least it isn't an -aden name!)

I seriously cannot believe how many -aden names there. I know I didn't even count all of them. It's crazy!

Friday, April 30, 2010

stupid names.....

Stryker
JaeKwon
Lanxton
Presli Pariss
Jashodd Kyreme
Da'Riyah Mii'Angel
Sawyer Kayle
Tre'Vion Q'Anthony
Kensington Ryan
Ayvre Nicole
Karter A'jahnni

Friday, April 23, 2010

Bad name trends for 2010

What do you think some of the trends will be in bad baby names for 2010? I think we will see even more male names given to girls. Misspelled male names on girls is hot right now. (Leighton, Leyton, Laetin etc)(Finley, Fynnli, Finleigh etc) (Mason, Maecin, Maysen etc) (Jackson, Jaxxen, Jaksyn) I think we will see more variations of popular names like Bryley in stead of Riley. I don't see the -aden trend dying just yet. Get ready to see loads more Xaidyn's, Payden's, Heydin's, Jaedon's, Treydon's, Rayden etc. I expect to see a rise in celebrity baby names like Sparrow, Kingston, Shiloh, just to name a few. All mangled and misspelled of course. (I saw Sparrowe for a girl. ) Names from cult tv shows and movies will see a rise like Echo from Dollhouse and Pandora and Navi from Avatar. I've noticed these trends picking up steam for some time now. It will be interesting to see if any of these names make the popular list for 2010. I'd be happy to see the 2009 list. Is it ever coming out? LOL

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Bad Baby Names Alert!



Xzyeyonia
Kris'cee
Beintleigh
Magnum
Bralyn
Miracle
Hemi
Kemper
Fa'mos
Novimber Reign Joline
Deonte and Devonte

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

BOYS

I've noticed that more girls are given unusual names than boys. Sometimes it's actually difficult to find outrageous boy names for this site. Don't worry!  I managed to find a few bad boy's names for you to enjoy! =)

Slayten 
De'Keybin 
Clay'Von
Ra'Chaud
 Knighten
Kai'dyn
J'Lyon
A'zerian
 

Monday, April 12, 2010

Just your average name..

Or not!

I thought you guys would love this one..

Ur'Hiness

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Future strippers?

Who knows? Maybe.. They already have the perfect stage name..

Stormie
Musiq
Chazmire
Fantasy
Racy

Saturday, April 03, 2010

Easter

Happy Easter! Easter used to be a popular name given to children born on the Holiday. It sounds a little odd but it's not that bad. These days people are more likely to give their kid what I call  pseudo-religious names.  Example: Trinity, Heaven, Heavenleigh, Angel, Nevaeh and Priest. I saw this one for a boy a few times. I also saw a girl named Priestlyn. I think I posted it here. Her Dad's name was Priest. LOL

Friday, April 02, 2010

This is no April Fool's joke..


 Some foolish parents actually gave these names to their kids..

Success
Younique
Rylyn Zephyr
Rogue Alexia

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Lets play..guess the pronunciation!

Qiey'Myhni

I'm getting really good at this game. I'm going with KEE my nee.

Thursday, March 25, 2010

 Caybree
Breckyn Sky
Za'Koyah Da'Neece
Jermirieya Kaniece
Addysyn Renay
Raedyn Michael
Ja'Lynn Donyae
Clancy Mya
A'areion Deonti
Raye'Le Narrice
Sir-Twan Demarcus La-Eric
Miley and Destiny
(This one made me laugh because Miley Cyrus's birth name is Destiny.)

 

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Names sent to me via a reader

Thanks Jessica! =)This was  posted as a comment.  I thought the names were so bad they deserved their own post.
hey, I saw these names on some school's website and thought of you:

TJHEJ'VOHN

N`FINITY

L'CHELE

MARIA'H K'ARA

SUPREME LOVE

R'MANI

COURVOISIER D'SHARIE

JAH'LIEHL

L'OREAL LASHONTI

ANTTONI

TAEBRYANNA

BRIANCA N'TAJAH

SUPREMIA LEW

VELVET DONIELL

LEXUS DANIELLE

NICHOLLE ASCHLE

ZXENIA DE'SHAE

YLEXZIS MARSHJE'

MATILYN CLAIRE

SEWELLYN TELSIE

SHAWNEE LEIGH

BETHANI NYCHOL

DA'ZHANAE CHANTEL

KEALSEA

BREONA MASHELL

JUANTHANIEL

JIAMOND ALLESSIA

DAWNTAI

DYAMOND JHANE'

SHYJUAN IY'SEAN

SHARIYONNE SHANTELL

KELCI LASHAE

LINDZY

KHAWHYN MICHAEL

MIRRACLE SHANAE

SYDNI TIRAYE

I'JANE' CHANTRELL

aren't they horrible? LOL

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Worst Name Of The Month!

Crimson Shooting-Star!!

(P.S. It's a girl)

Friday, March 19, 2010


D'zhariyon 
(Typical Maury Show name)
 
Sparrow 
(It's always strange to me when a celeb uses a name for a boy and it becomes popular for girls.)
 
McKenzlee 
(I'm surprised it wasn't spelled McKenzli because it's a girl.)

 Mi'Taveon 

(Another Maury Show type of name)
 
Brayle 
(I'm thinking they were going for Braylee..)
 

 Bluesy 
(Weird. Just weird)
 
 
C'Raigh 
(What is this?)

 
 

 

Monday, March 15, 2010

Some random, horrible names


 
 Brentleigh 
 Cha'Rihanna 
Amori'anna
Di'Zay
Twaunica
Karbyn 
Feelex 
Alectre
Rhythm
Kyzler
Luxeria
Arbor
Cortae'vion
Dawsyn Alyse
 

Friday, March 12, 2010

Not sure how to pronounce most of these..

 Chey'Renaee
An'Tahniyah
Dai'Mun 
U'nique
R'Riyon 
Elite
MiiKing 
Raydyn
Riot
Maklin
Peysen
Jae'Mykel
A'Milliyonia
Chrisshy'Rah
Synceer Lee

Sunday, March 07, 2010

Narcissism!

I read an interesting article about why parents choose "unique" names for their children. Some say it's a form of narcississim. I agree to an extent. I think the parents who give their children "unique" names for the sole purpose of their children standing out are narcissistic. The parents are only thinking of themselves. They are not thinking about the child. I am especially annoyed with parents who name their children after their favorite TV characters, singers, comic book heroes, etc.. It's like they need other people to see how "cool" or "unique" they are. FYI to all of you narcissicists: We don't care! You're not cool. Grow up! Give your children names that they can live with. If you want to show the world how creative or unique you are, write a book. Write a song. Paint. Name a dog. Name a Sim.  Think of the children!
DISCLAIMER: I am not talking about normal names that might be uncommon like an Elsa or Lev. I'm talking about your  Davey'ahn'tae's, McKintaylorson's, Starli's, etc

Saturday, March 06, 2010

Word Names, TV Names, and Bad Twin Names

 Caidynse
Kaydentz
(How many different ways is there to spell a stupid name?

Sereignity
(At first I thought the parents were illiterate.. Then I saw reign in the middle of the name and decided it was probably intentional)
 Cage
(What is the appeal? I don't get it)

Kiptyn 
(Oh cute.. He was named after an idiot on one of his Mom's favorite reality shows.(The Bachlorette Season 5(Kiptyn Locker)
Sekret 
(It's like the deodorant only misspelled)
Joh'Vier 
(Give him something he can work with.)
CashMir 
(You know it's a bad name when I'm happy that he has Cash as a potential nickname.)
Caprica
(More people naming their children after TV shows.)

Tiger
(Not really the best role model anymore.)

Heyloe Miangella
(Halo would be bad enough. Why give this poor child a misspelled word as a name?)

Craifon Ro'che linale
(I'm not sure what they were going for.)

Heavenli Myajia Michelle
(Can you imagine telling people your name is Heavenli?)
Mar-Yona and Tiyona
Sun'D'ada and Sonada
Za'Miyah and Za'Niyah
(I hate matching twin names. I really hate madeup, ugly matching twin names with apostophes and hyphens.)

 

Thursday, March 04, 2010

I'm shocked

This one actually shocked me. It's so bad! I don't even know what to say. What is the thought process behind a name like this? Why give a child an angry name? I don't get it. It's a girl btw.

Phurious LaFaye!

Wednesday, March 03, 2010

Unusual Names from Alberta, CA!

Ericlindross was an NHL player. I actually like Presley. Too bad people think it's a girl's name in the U.S.
For girls, unusual names included Albertarose, Amazyn, Mischiefs, Peanut, Twinkle, and Whysper, according to Service Alberta.
Celebrity influenced boy's names included Presley, Viggo, Orlando, Costello, Ledger, Obama, and even an Ericlindross.
Hollywood influenced girls names included Grace-Kelly, Lennon and Sigourney.

Monday, March 01, 2010

March is here!

The social security list of popular names from 2009 should be out soon. I can't wait to see what kind of hideous names made the list this year. I found a few interesting names while browsing the net tonight. Enjoy!

Azpyn
Kysin
Ceattle




 
 

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Embarrassing Names!

Tim Burr made me LOL!

So here is the list of Britain's most bizarre names:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/815089-britains-most-embarrassing-names-revealed-in-new-survey

Barb Dwyer
Pearl Button
Hazel Nutt
Ray Gun
Helen Back
Stan Still
Jo King
Lee King
Terry Bull
Mary Christmas
Max Power
Paige Turner
Sonny Day
Tim Burr
Teresa Green
Will Power
Anna Sasin
Chris Cross
Doug Hole
Justin Case
Barry Cade

Friday, February 26, 2010

 Brailei
(This one reminds me of reading for the blind and Hawaii)
Dair'Yell
(Don't you dare yell at my baby girl!)
London-'Doir
(So classy! Her Mom probably has no idea where London is.)
Chemberli
(I'm guessing it's Kimberly..)
R'Jay
(I really thought this was a boy until I saw her picture.)
Amillion Leandrew 
(A million what?)
Scottie Elaine
(I would love to know the thought behind this one. How can anyone like Scottie for a girl? )
Sch'Lawn La'Nique
(I can't decide if this worse than the name I saw on The Maury Povich show today. A woman was named Shy'Oosh. )
Jad'arrius Deontay
(Jad is so rad!)
Kyng Jaiden-LaKeyth 
(Great, now we're even misspelling the pretentious title names)
King Micahlyn Ty'Cortious
(I couldn't believe Micahlyn was a boy)

Saturday, February 20, 2010

I think it's amusing when people send me negative comments that state that I must be a loser with no life to waste my time on this blog. If that is true, what does it say about you? That you have so little time to waste posting your angry comments to a loser like me. LOL! This blog is fun for me. I'm not an angry person. Some of the people who have sent me angry and threatening comments need anger management class. To the haters.. defend these horrible names! I dare you! LOL!


Girls:

Ah'Lure
(Great name for a stripper!)
Jaxyn
(So darling on a girl. Right? ::gags::)
Mandolin
(I wonder if the parents know what a mandolin is)
Gentrey
(I wonder her parents know what a gentry is)


Boys:
Lestat
(I can't believe someone would actually name their child after a famous vampire.)
Versace
(Named for clothes his parents probably can't afford.)
Zy'Aryk
(I bet he goes by Aryk and changes the spelling to Erik when he's older.)
Rowdy
(This one never fails to amuse me. I cannot imagine a grown man called Rowdy.)




Friday, February 19, 2010

It's Heaven sent angel spelled backwards!

Nevaeh Legna Tnes That is what a teen girl on The Maury Povich show wanted to name her baby. It might have been Nevaeh Tnes Legna. Does it even matter? LOL Lets hope she doesn't get pregnant for 10 years. Maybe her taste in names will change before then.

Sunday, February 14, 2010

Valentine's Day! I can't wait to read the names of babies born on this day. We'll no doubt have babies name Angel, Angelo, Angelina, Heaven, Lovely, Heartlie, Heartlyn and other sugary sweet names that will be sure to embarrass the children when they are old enough to realize how stupid their names are. Here are some equally stupid names for you to enjoy....




Dell'Wayne

A'Lyus

Tre'Air

Latavious

Gryffin

Sire

Kayleighjo

Epic

Taydem

Jah'Khy and Bre'Ohn

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Month Names

I've noticed an unusually high number of girls being given month names. I'm not talking June or May. I'm talking Oktober, December, November.. Where is it coming from? yuck!


Slayton
Kaydenze
Rileighanna
Freeshard
Dawsyn
Tawney
Memori
De'Montreon
Jaykayden
Ma'Lyric
Zylee
Kallison
Jazzibell
Sylice
Auybree
Taidum
Hunt
Brighten
Royal
Kiptyn
Brytenne
Brinsley
Harlem
Ethynn
Madden
Emyrson
Maegwin
Ji'Lon
Graisyn
Goldyn
Emberleigh
Earbella
DaJe'Nayah
Tanndyn
AndiJoe
Storii
Priestlyn (Her Dad's name is Priest! LOL!)
Imagine D'nicole
Ke'Oauntae Jamal
Lovelee Amiliana
Diy-Nastee' Sherril Monique'

Saturday, January 16, 2010

Why do girls always have uglier names than boys?

Clemson
(It's not cool to name your kid after a team. )
Jezsarae
(I think something got lost in translation)
Cache
(CASH or cash 'a"? Either way it's dumb.)
Kenasyn
(What's next? Mykalsen? Wilsyn?)
Heavenlyn Myree
( yuck!)
Lybyrti Mikkel
(Hideous spelling/atrocious name)
Brennan Faith
(It's never cute to give a girl a male name)
Ryan Kate
(See above)
Maclyn Grace
(MASE lyn? MACK lyn? Gaggin!)
D'Coreyian King
(Well, he can always go by Corey)
Anistyn Raylee
(Tragic.)
Royalty Latonia
(I really hate the "royal" names trend)
Tiger Cason
(I bet the parents are already regretting this name)
Saint Desiree
(I guess the old standards Princess and Queen weren't good enough)
A'Ladreyianna Robyn I'Dreal
(I be the Mom doesn't remember how to pronounce this one either.)

Tuesday, January 05, 2010

First post of the new year!

Taydym
Mi'Kynlei
Kesleigh
LaMon'Tae
Paradyce
Choyce
Eastin
Legion
Nalidge

Phearious
Inelaysiales
Love'Ian
Xyliegha
Greenly
McKailyn
Jha'Nayla
King Zah'Miere
Luxuree Lanaye
Ya'Veghnta
Eri'Yon
JaDiamond
Imperial
Kismet
Jaydon and Jaylon
Dey'on and Dey'ondre
Kyle and Kylee

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

some more ugly names from 2009


Island
Keyden
Re-Unna
Diveagh
Makendra
Maycin
Jacoy
Madicyn
Paicen
Kambee
Jaystin
Blaidyn
Heiress
Fornandoe
Khlowie
Payden
Paelyn
Dyce
Myleigh
Skylyn
Keygin
Breyley
Bristyl
Lynnze
Audumn
Cypress
Keighlen
Myrandah
Karagen Jamie
Shy'Anne Nevaeh
Makadynce Kimora Nicole
Envy Dakota Monae
Tycin Mykel James
A'Vyonna Phroette Majessica
Dynasti and Dyamond
Bran'davion and Brand'tavion

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Worst Names of the Year!

It's so difficult to choose only one bad name so I chose two. One boy name and one girl name. And the winners, er losers are..... Spartecus and Im'Unique Queen. These two gems were a recent find. I went back over the older posts and couldn't find any names that were this bad. I can't imagine what kind of a life a child named Spartecus or I'm Unique Queen will have. What a great year it was for bad baby names. I can't wait for the most popular names of the year list to come out. That list should provide a few names for this blog. Merry Christmas everyone!

Thursday, December 17, 2009

A new name post !


Stryder
(Wasn't this a character from from a movie?)



Spartecus
(This kid was a junior. You'd think his Father would know better)


Annistin
(Naming your kid after a celeb is lame. It's even more lame when it's misspelled)

Cutter
(Is it possible that some people aren't aware that a cutter is someone who cuts themselves?)

Sheigh
(Ugh)

Ja'Barious
(An ugly, disease sounding name)

Cambryn
(What is this?)

Jo'Rae
(NoWay!)

Synsere
(y? just y?)

Bone
(So mean!)

Jezzadair
(File under bizarre)

Dodge
(So tuff, y'all!)

Zadyn
(When is this trend going to die?)

Henley
(Is this a new trend? Naming kids after clothes?)

Griffin Rian
(Yeah, this is a girl..)

Parker Grace
(This grace makes it feminine, I guess)

Pharoah Khyron
(Pathetic)

Raedyn Jacklyn
(Oh God...)

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

These are truly horrible

A'Miley

E'Mlli'yon

A'dyn

Paedyn

A'Kennedy

E'gypt

Im'Unique Queen

Matyx Prezleigh

X'ayvion Zai'Rie




Saturday, December 05, 2009

Today's list


Lynnix

(How can anyone think that sounds cute for a girl?)

Zaydin
(At least it's not another Kayden, right?)

Kenzleigh
(This name is pure fug!)

Falcon
(This is the second boy named Falcon I've seen recently. Are people actually naming their kids are idiot reality stars? )

Kash'Mir
(Cuz, it's like classy or something)

Je'Navious
(Names that end in -ious always sound like diseases to me)

Hagen
(Sounds like a comic book villian)

Arayvious
Von'Travius
(More "disease" names)

Aviy'Awna Yevette
(Aviana would have been semi normal)

Memfiss Fay
(I really don't know if this is a girl or a boy. Memfiss looks ridiculous)

Kyndale Nykole
(I wonder if they are still pronouncing this name like Kendall Nicole. With this spelling it would be pronounced KYN dale NY kohl. ugh. Spelling matters. When you change spelling, you sometimes change pronunciaiton)

Divine Prophetia
(Sounds like a new miracle baldness drug)

Titan and Stone
(They'd better be as tough as their names because you know they will get harassed in school.)

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

a short list..


Kobie
(It's bad enough for a boy..)

Marliegh
(That speling doesn't even make sense)

Lakenzie
(Oh no.. Is this the next trend? Lakenzie, Jakenzie, Takenzie.. ugh)

Aaleigh
(Wwhy?)

Bradie
(gags)

Treylee
(Probably named after her Dad. I'm surprised it's not spelled Treyleigh)

Juzzton
(I think it's supposed to be Justin)

Cayson
(Cuz son is so, like feminine, right?)

Sun Shine
(It was written this way, with the space. Weird)

Kneeland
(I don't understand why someone would put a body part in their kid's name)

Civic
(Named after a crappy car?)

Ty'Kevius
(Sounds infectious)

Dazzalin
(So embarrazzin)

Klairity
(I hate random words as names. Especially when they are misspelled)

Patton
(This one just oozes femininity)

Bray
(Bray is the sound a donkey makes.)

Araejalynn
(Well..she can go by Rae, I guess)

Ayden Mae
(I really hate the "ayden" trend.)

Serenity My-Angel
(::vomits::)