DANGER!

I came across this name last night. It was given to a baby boy. I cannot begin to comprehend the reasoning behind this name. It's times like these that make me wish we had naming laws in this country.

Place Names

I recently saw the name Jersey for a girl on a web nursery site. The baby's Mother's name was Nebraska! Nebraska? Really? What is appealing about Nebraska as a name? Nebraska actually isn't the worst place name I've heard of. How about Alaska? Saw that one on a girl. Other odd place names I've heard of on actual people: Malaysia, Egypt, Texas, Kansas, Ontario, Montreal, Manhattan, California, Tallahassee, Montgomery, and Minnesota. These names might not be as bad as say a Sir'Robert or Heavenlee but I wouldn't want to go through life named after a random place. I don't mind place names like Georgia which is an actual name being a female form of George. It could still be annoying though to be named after a place. I bet the jokes get old fast.

 Precious Miracle

(We get it. You think your kid is special..)

 J'lyn Nevaeh 

(This name has it all. Apostrophes and backwards spelled words)

Shaden Deshun 

(Please stop. Just stop. The -aden trend must die!)

Trenidey Dawn

(Like Kennedy but worse)

Raydin Elizabeth

(Ugh)

 Jayle Elizabeth

(Jayle? Really? )

 De'marquay Tylik 

(Yikes!)

Ramsey Kate

(I'm sorry but Ramsey is not cute on a girl. )

Peyghtin Michael

(HIDEOUS!)

Berkeley Belle

(Gross)

 

Angel Love

(I couldn't believe this was a boy.)

 

Sir'Ray Kreedell

(Are they really going to call him Sir'Ray?)

Jou'rdynn Mauree' 

(Jordan is bad enough on a girl!)

Kay'Myiah Myi'Angel

 (Ugh!)

Names sent to me by a reader! enjoy!

Madicyn
Kesslee
Kamryn Stephen
Payden Elijuah
Kohlyn
Kloey Alyse
Jazlyn
Berkley Preston (girl)
Tyler Rayne (girl)
Kennedy Gene (girl)
Ka'Mya
Sinceer
Malakii
Maleigha
Takaylah Deshae'
Runner
Khloie
Armanee
Jaxsen
Karoleigh
M'caylah
Jaihden
Madilyne
Dacoda
Ja'Kyle Juelz

and some lovely sibsets:

Dymond & Ohnesty
Mercedes & Porsche
Ja'Quez & Jonte'z
Zoey & Zadie
Ma'Kayla & Ja'Ziyah
Kenadi, Rilee, Delani & Caitee
Damion & Damiek
Ma'Kaelah & Keeleigh
Jae'Dyn & Ca'Lahny Amyah Da'Nyse
Brantley & Nealy (girls)
Shyann, Koltin & Destinee
Zy'n'aysia, Malaysia & N'i'Aysia
Bowers Jennings (boy) & Paxton (girl)

Worst name of the week

Jacxon Cadence

This is a girl!