Embarrassing Names!

Tim Burr made me LOL!

So here is the list of Britain's most bizarre names:
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/815089-britains-most-embarrassing-names-revealed-in-new-survey

Barb Dwyer
Pearl Button
Hazel Nutt
Ray Gun
Helen Back
Stan Still
Jo King
Lee King
Terry Bull
Mary Christmas
Max Power
Paige Turner
Sonny Day
Tim Burr
Teresa Green
Will Power
Anna Sasin
Chris Cross
Doug Hole
Justin Case
Barry Cade

 Brailei

(This one reminds me of reading for the blind and Hawaii)
Dair'Yell

(Don't you dare yell at my baby girl!)
London-'Doir

(So classy! Her Mom probably has no idea where London is.)
Chemberli

(I'm guessing it's Kimberly..)
R'Jay

(I really thought this was a boy until I saw her picture.)
Amillion Leandrew 

(A million what?)
Scottie Elaine

(I would love to know the thought behind this one. How can anyone like Scottie for a girl? )
Sch'Lawn La'Nique

(I can't decide if this worse than the name I saw on The Maury Povich show today. A woman was named Shy'Oosh. )
Jad'arrius Deontay

(Jad is so rad!)
Kyng Jaiden-LaKeyth 

(Great, now we're even misspelling the pretentious title names)
King Micahlyn Ty'Cortious

(I couldn't believe Micahlyn was a boy)

I think it's amusing when people send me negative comments that state that I must be a loser with no life to waste my time on this blog. If that is true, what does it say about you? That you have so little time to waste posting your angry comments to a loser like me. LOL! This blog is fun for me. I'm not an angry person. Some of the people who have sent me angry and threatening comments need anger management class. To the haters.. defend these horrible names! I dare you! LOL!

Girls:

Ah'Lure
(Great name for a stripper!)
Jaxyn
(So darling on a girl. Right? ::gags::)
Mandolin
(I wonder if the parents know what a mandolin is)
Gentrey
(I wonder her parents know what a gentry is)


Boys:
Lestat
(I can't believe someone would actually name their child after a famous vampire.)
Versace
(Named for clothes his parents probably can't afford.)
Zy'Aryk
(I bet he goes by Aryk and changes the spelling to Erik when he's older.)
Rowdy
(This one never fails to amuse me. I cannot imagine a grown man called Rowdy.)

It's Heaven sent angel spelled backwards!

Nevaeh Legna Tnes That is what a teen girl on The Maury Povich show wanted to name her baby. It might have been Nevaeh Tnes Legna. Does it even matter? LOL Lets hope she doesn't get pregnant for 10 years. Maybe her taste in names will change before then.

Valentine's Day! I can't wait to read the names of babies born on this day. We'll no doubt have babies name Angel, Angelo, Angelina, Heaven, Lovely, Heartlie, Heartlyn and other sugary sweet names that will be sure to embarrass the children when they are old enough to realize how stupid their names are. Here are some equally stupid names for you to enjoy....

Dell'Wayne

A'Lyus

Tre'Air

Latavious

Gryffin

Sire

Kayleighjo

Epic

Taydem

Jah'Khy and Bre'Ohn